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abouttobebanned

They spend the whole year being ostracised by their class mates, being called swots...sitting in at the weekend etc....but the day after leaving cert results is their day. The day where they get to be on the front page of the independent, with a smug little smile saying how they're so surprised that they got 9As. Me arse you are.

Let's try and guess what they'll be like tomorrow...it's almost always a girl, they generally struggle to find a fella who got 9As and when they finally do they're not too keen on taking his picture cause he's chinese.

Tomorrow's swot is going to be a pretty white girl,no doubt. Probably called Aoife.

"Oh i'm really happy...all my friends did really well too...we're all gonna watch DVDs at my house tonight." No you're not.

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Naikon

"When I was doing the exams I knew they were going fine and thought that's I'd do okay but I never expected to get nine A1s."

I smell BS.

stovelid

dub_skav wrote: »

9 is just showing off

He got 9 A1s so I guess his choice was justified.

Maybe he wanted to do the extra subjects, like music.

/shrugs.

c0rk3r

Thanks for the reminder. Leaving cert night in town tomorrow night. Whoot;)

edit: oh looks like its tonight. Better get my dancing shoes on

Aisling(",)

I wish i was him.
A girl in my year got 5A1s today.
Delighted for her because she worked hard for them.

OneArt

Haha, every time I see one of these people interviewed they always seem to go for medicine.

For once, I'd love to see someone get 570+ and proudly tell the newspapers that they're doing Business in Tallaght IT (only 100 points!). Would make my day so it would!

Ice_Box

abouttobebanned wrote: »

They spend the whole year being ostracised by their class mates, being called swots...sitting in at the weekend etc....but the day after leaving cert results is their day. The day where they get to be on the front page of the independent, with a smug little smile saying how they're so surprised that they got 9As. Me arse you are.

Let's try and guess what they'll be like tomorrow...it's almost always a girl, they generally struggle to find a fella who got 9As and when they finally do they're not too keen on taking his picture cause he's chinese.

Tomorrow's swot is going to be a pretty white girl,no doubt. Probably called Aoife.

"Oh i'm really happy...all my friends did really well too...we're all gonna watch DVDs at my house tonight." No you're not.

Anti-intellectualism is not just an Irish problem ...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-intellectualism

Naikon

Ice_Box wrote: »

Anti-intellectualism is not just an Irish problem ...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-intellectualism

:rolleyes:

abouttobebanned

I'm not being anti-intellectual, i actually see myself as somewhat of an intellectual

I'm anti smugness, I'm anti-Irish Independent, I'm anti-leaving cert, I'm anti-kids spending the year getting stressed and depressed about an exam, which, despite what the Leaving Cert Propagandists will tell them, is not the "be all and end all".

And I'm anti-Aoife from Cork.

markok84

c0rk3r wrote: »

Thanks for the reminder. Leaving cert night in town tomorrow night. Whoot;)

edit: oh looks like its tonight. Better get my dancing shoes on

Don't forget your chat up line, "I got 595, how 'bout you?"

AnonoBoy

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead remembers well making the shaky leg walk up to t he school to collect his results. Was nervous as hell as Brickhead Brennan had wagered a fiver that he would get more points than Pighead in History. Trouble was, Pighead hadn't got a fiver. He'd spent it the previous night buying Big Boobs Brady drink in the hope she'd let Pighead stick his hands up her jumper.

Anyway walked up to the doors and Mrs Smith walks out and she says "Ah Pighead, well done my boy! Between you and me, you aced the History exam, A1 for you sir!" Suddenly Pighead's shaky legs started to strut. Thought he'd fcuked up the History ya see. Obviously underestimated how clever he was" Opened the results and seen a big stinking C3 written beside History.

Looked to the left and seen Brickhead Brennan smugly waving his B1 in Pigheads general direction. Looked to the right and heard Mrs Smith saying "Oh shoot, sorry Pighead, it must have been the other Pighead who got the A1"

Had no money so had to give Brickhead a pair of shoes to cancel the debt which in turn meant that Pighead couldn't go drinking as Mama Pighead doesn't allow any of the Pighead clan to go drinking without their shoes on. Worst day ever.

Did you get your way with Big Boobs Brady though Pighead? If you did then it wasn't all bad.

AnonoBoy

abouttobebanned wrote: »

Hey, if she says hard work pays off, and sitting in for the year becoming addicted to red bull and masturbation leads to results, then I applaud her. If she says she did "a bit of study" and is "surprised at the results" then she should be smacked.

18 year old girls getting addicted to masturbation can lead to successful careers in LA so don't knock it.

Pighead

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Did you get your way with Big Boobs Brady though Pighead? If you did then it wasn't all bad.

Pighead got his way alright AnonoBoy but it was a case of false advertising. Turns out Big Boobs Brady should have been called Big Pairs of Dads Smelly Socks Stuffed Inside Her Bra Brady.

To this day Pighead can still smell the whiff of lies and her Dads feet upon the tips of his fingers.

mandysmithers

Pighead wrote: »

Looked to the left and seen Brickhead Brennan smugly waving his B1 in Pigheads general direction.

You probably didn't do very well in English either.

Zigmund

Naikon wrote: »

I smell BS.

B's? No, they're all A's. Did you not read the article?

Pighead

mandysmithers wrote: »

You probably didn't do very well in English either.

Got an A2. Lost marks for bad spelling in the "Describe mandysmithers" section of the exam. Wrote down "mandysmithers is a pernikity insuffarable troggolyte" Unfortunately while the description was accurate, the spelling was dreadful.

mandysmithers

Pighead wrote: »

Got an A2. Lost marks for bad spelling in the "Describe mandysmithers" section of the exam. Wrote down "mandysmithers is a pernikity insuffarable troggolyte" Unfortunately while the description was accurate, the spelling was dreadful.

I prefer 'Grammar Nazi' myself - less words to misspell.

Cookie_Monster

mandysmithers wrote: »

I prefer 'Grammar Nazi' myself - less words to misspell.

I prefers Pighead's description, more colourful and articulate

parker kent

Claire Tully got 600 points in the leaving so hopefully we get a few more Tully-like 600 pointers in the paper tomorrow...leading to pointers of a different variety!!

Alun

mandysmithers wrote: »

I prefer 'Grammar Nazi' myself - fewer less words to misspell.

I've corrected that for you

mandysmithers

Alun wrote: »

I've corrected that for you

Haha, Murphy's Law strikes again

Is it really fewer instead of less? I stand corrected!

Alun

mandysmithers wrote: »

Haha, Murphy's Law strikes again Is it really fewer instead of less? I stand corrected!

Use 'fewer' for countable nouns, and 'less' for non-countable ones. I.e. less coal, less water, but fewer people and fewer carrots.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Alun wrote: »

Use 'fewer' for countable nouns, and 'less' for non-countable ones. I.e. less coal, less water, but fewer people and fewer carrots.

Really... who gives a sh!t...?

Pighead

mandysmithers wrote: »

Haha, Murphy's Law strikes again Is it really fewer instead of less? I stand corrected!

Reminds Pighead of that time Sean "Smugface" O'Shaugnessy pointed out to the whole class that Pighead had a tiny rip on the arse of his school trousers. His cruel jibes backfired though and he suddenly found that it was he who was being pointed at and ridiculed. For Smugface Seanie had forgotten to put on his trousers that morning. Justice.

Quint

parker kent wrote: »

Claire Tully got 600 points in the leaving so hopefully we get a few more Tully-like 600 pointers in the paper tomorrow...leading to pointers of a different variety!!

And she comes across as a complete airhead on the radio

parker kent

Quint wrote: »

And she comes across as a complete airhead on the radio

That's her genius, to make men think she's a silly little girl.

Pighead

Quint wrote: »

And she comes across as a complete airhead on the radio

That's your first mistake Quint. You should never ever judge a book by it's cover. Unless it's written by Jackie Collins. Then you're pretty safe in assuming it's a pile of stinking badger poo.

PCPhoto

parker kent wrote: »

Claire Tully got 600 points in the leaving so hopefully we get a few more Tully-like 600 pointers in the paper tomorrow...leading to pointers of a different variety!!

had a google at "Claire Tully" .... all I could get was a topless glamour model ...dont think she did the leaving cert.

Ps. can just imagine how many LC students will be in town watching the match later ?

ScumLord

The red haired guy on the news at lunch that got 9as was funny, "ah, ya I suppose if you study a bit it helps, like once every two weeks or something" Now he's just getting cocky.

is_that_so

They do deserve credit for their hard work and praise for their results although the irony is that many will have to unlearn all that rote learning to achieve anything at third-level.

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PCPhoto wrote: »

had a google at "Claire Tully" .... all I could get was a topless glamour model ...