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Mountain Lion No Match for Chain Saw

Rented Mule

BILLINGS, Mont. (July 17) - A Colorado man used a chain saw to fight off a mountain lion that attacked him during a camping trip with his wife and two toddlers in northwestern Wyoming.

Suck on it Chuck Norris !!

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BaconZombie

Who brings a chain-saw on a camping trip?

Unless you played WAY to much Doom as a kid.

Executive Steve

That is easily the manliest thing I have heard of in a long long time!!!

loobylou

Note never go camping without my chainsaw..

Executive Steve

BOFH_139 wrote: »

Who brings a chain-saw on a camping trip?

Unless you played WAY to much Doom as a kid.

Someone who's not worried about mountain-lions.

WeeBushy

Friend of mine got attacked by a mountain lion. Unfortunately he didn't have a chain saw and now his knee is ballsed.

Karl Hungus

BOFH_139 wrote: »

Unless you played WAY to much Doom as a kid.

You can never play way too much Doom as a kid.

whadabouchasir

Rented Mule wrote: »

Suck on it Chuck Norris !!

Chuck norris would need a chainsaw, a tothpick would do him .

Schism

whadabouchasir wrote: »

Chuck norris would need a chainsaw, a tothpick would do him .

For good dental hygiene after killing and eating the lion with a herring, right?

whadabouchasir

Schism wrote: »

For good dental hygiene after killing and eating the lion with a herring, right?

What are you mad chuck Norris would never mix meat and fish!

K-9

BOFH_139 wrote: »

Who brings a chain-saw on a camping trip?

It was just lion around.

Good God, that's a bad pun but I thought I'd share the pain.

Executive Steve

K-9 wrote: »

It was just lion around.

Good God, that's a bad pun but I thought I'd share the pain.

:rolleyes:

Have you no pride?

:pac:

DarkJager

Chainsaw is usually handy on camping trips where you could get attacked by zombies (junkies). Nothing like wrecking their buzz with a chainsaw!

Schism

A snap of the guy has just been released

http://www.ugo.com/movies/creation-scenes/images/entries/evil-dead-2.jpg

ShooterSF

K-9 wrote: »

It was just lion around.

Good God, that's a bad pun but I thought I'd share the pain.

Bet no one SAW that one coming.
(Here we go...)

galwayrush

Chainsaws work on zombies, never go camping without one.:(

Dave!

ShooterSF wrote: »

Bet no one SAW that one coming.
(Here we go...)

Puns are okay as long as we don't get away from the mane point of the thread

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towel401

BOFH_139 wrote: »

Who brings a chain-saw on a camping trip?

Unless you played WAY to much Doom as a kid.

i bring 2. in case the first one goes blunt

Rhyme

whadabouchasir wrote: »

Chuck norris would need a chainsaw, a tothpick would do him .

His beard vibrates at the resonant frequency of the mountain lion, mountain lion explodes into flames.

towel401

BOFH_139 wrote: »

Who brings a chain-saw on a camping trip?

Unless you played WAY to much Doom as a kid.

From TFA:

cutting firewood about 100 feet from his campsite

obviously someguy who planned ahead and didn't feel like cutting all the wood with an ordinary saw. ya know i'd say he brought his piece with him too and if he wasn't caught out while cutting wood he would have popped a cap in that moe'****ers ass and never made it to the news

but ya know there is no point in trying to explain this to a forum full of dubs, I'd say most here wouldn't go camping in anything other than an official designated camping site with mains electricity, wifi and a few lads from Group 4 Securicor standing around lest it would be too unsafe and uncivilised. after that its pay your bills online from your iPhone in the tent and back to suburbia or some ****ty apartment to tell all your friends on Facebook how adventurous you think you are.

the_syco

BOFH_139 wrote: »

Who brings a chain-saw on a camping trip?

The ones who don't want to use an axe to get firewood...

BOFH_139 wrote: »

Unless you played WAY to much Doom as a kid.

Or too little. Like, dude, double-barreled shotgun ftw!

towel401 wrote: »

but ya know there is no point in trying to explain this to a forum full of dubs, I'd say most here wouldn't go camping in anything other than an official designated camping site with mains electricity, wifi and a few lads from Group 4 Securicor standing around lest it would be too unsafe and uncivilised. after that its pay your bills online from your iPhone in the tent and back to suburbia or some ****ty apartment to tell all your friends on Facebook how adventurous you think you are.

Unless you're in the dubs "backyard" (ie: Wicklow), and 20 of the scumbags come across your campsite on their way back from a rave...

Paddy Samurai

BOFH_139 wrote: »

Who brings a chain-saw on a camping trip?

Someone who needs to get rid of a wife and two kids!.:eek:

Biggins

LOL classic stuff.

Ok folks, sing along with me.

"If you down to the woods today, your in for a big surprise!
If you go down the the woods to day, its a chain saw in the eyes..."

:pac:

Thats it, the next time I'm heading for Phoenix Park I'm bringing my SIG-Sauer SSG 3000. Its either that or my Remington 700.

You never know, the animals at Dublin Zoo might go wild!

GLaDOS

Biggins wrote: »

Thats it, the next time I'm heading for Phoenix Park I'm bringing my SIG-Sauer SSG 3000. Its either that or my Remington 700.

You never know, the animals at Dublin Zoo might go wild!

"Please do not chain-saw the animals"

Biggins

ScienceNerd wrote: »

"Please do not chain-saw the animals"

Spoil sport!

SEPT 23 1989

we need to hear more good news stories like this during these recessionary times

towel401

Biggins wrote: »

LOL classic stuff.

Ok folks, sing along with me.

"If you down to the woods today, your in for a big surprise!
If you go down the the woods to day, its a chain saw in the eyes..."

:pac:

Thats it, the next time I'm heading for Phoenix Park I'm bringing my SIG-Sauer SSG 3000. Its either that or my Remington 700.

You never know, the animals at Dublin Zoo might go wild!

**** that **** mang i'm bringing a Stihl 028 AV or Husqvarna 42 but probably the stihl because it has the teeth at the start of the blade that will make tearing through some fresh tiger meat and bone a bit easier loike

Capt'n Midnight

At least 18 people in the United States were killed by cougars between 1890 and 2005.
It's up there with murders and road traffic accidents.

Jesus Wept

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

At least 18 people in the United States were killed by cougars between 1890 and 2005.
It's up there with murders and road traffic accidents.

In All Fairness

K-9 wrote: »

It was just lion around.

I thought there was previous intent.

/gets coat