120_Minutes wrote: » i'll have what the op's smoking.
Antigone05 wrote: » and 60 other people???
Antigone05 wrote: » reminds me of a time something like this happened to me, but it was a greater level of embarrassment this was when the 3rd Matrix film was in the cinema (horrible) (not sure, this was a few years back so the films might not be right) cant remember the cinema, anyways..film was showing in screen 3, myself and my girlfriend made our way to the Q. went in a few minutes later and took our seats. problem was, our seats were filled, we were confused and just sat down thinking it was a open seat thing. film kicks in..subtitles start..whhhaaatt? i know Keanu Reeves can put you to sleep with his f-in' brilliant acting and thought they were 'there to help you keep up with him' Then some french chick is in some field and i just start laughing and maybe waiting for her to take the blue pill. a usher (not the singer) is beside us with a clipboard, a pen and a painful look on his face as people are sitting on the steps. i get his attention and ask him, 'is this not Matrix 3?' he looks at the clipboard, then at me, scratches his head and says no. Matrix 3 was on screen 3, which would be beside screen 4 of course. Thing was, there was a french film in screen 4 called '3' (cant remember exactly, but you get the idea). We didn't read the sign well enough obviously and got confused. So we both stood up, heads down..giggling away. Then as we walk across the front the screen about 60 people also stand up, honestly , about 50% of the place stood up. The entire room applauds, everyone laughs. Keanu didnt.
thomond2006 wrote: » When I went to the cinema for "Titanic" years ago, I paid my friend 20 pounds to LOL during the sad bits. When there was a poignant scene and the place was quiet, my mate would start laughing his head off. The whole place turned to look at us about 5 times. Thank God there was 6 of us there. Jaysus, it was the funniest few hours of my life. I dare everyone on boards to give it a go.:D
frag420 wrote: » So i decided to go see The Hngover last night in the local picture house. I went in and bought my ticket half hour before show and went out to the car to get a little toasty before i went in. When i was well lit i ventured in down the hall towards screen five. the door was open and in my state i waddles in and took a free seat near the back. As i settles in i got a weird feeling. I leant out on the aisle and asked the guy across was this the beginning or the end of the movie. To my horror i found out i had walked in on the last five mins of the movie. Thank funk it was dark in there as i stumbled back out laughing my ass of and red from embarrasment. turns out the movie was crap too.......i was much funnier last night
Armin_Tamzarian wrote: » Talk to Frank.
super-rush wrote: » reminds me of the time i got a handjob from a milf during King Kong....for some reason
frag420 wrote: » ...bought my ticket half hour before show and went out to the car to get a little toasty before i went in.
Doodee wrote: » What's a Q?
shamblertine wrote: » You missed nothing op, the film was useless. How the hell did it get such great reviews??!!? I sniggered about twice during the entire movie and that was it. Although amazingly most of the cinema fcuking lapped it up, howling with laughter at ever little slapstick moment and what have you. Sometimes I think I'm too good for this country.
shamblertine wrote: » Sometimes I think I'm too good for this country.
Antigone05 wrote: » cant remember the cinema, anyways..film was showing in screen 3, myself and my girlfriend made our way to the Q.
kingtut wrote: » First you go into a movie five mins before the end....then you make it worse for yourself by telling us all about it. Tool! :pac:
