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So... Just Got a Text...

I_am_Jebus

From a friend:

Friend: "My name is Lola"
Me: "Are you a showgirl"
Friend: "No I Live on the Second Floor"
Me: "That's Luka"
Friend: "Oh right sorry"

FACEPALM!

Although I did spend a good while laughing my ass off. Ah it's the simple stuff that's the best!

So the question is... what daft text messages have you got from friends lately or failing that, what daft things have friends said to you lately

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Sean Quagmire

I just sent my friend a picture of me using the toilet. I thought he might enjoy it..

Super-Rush

I got a text from a number i didn't know yesterday asking me was Harry inside me. I said no he left ages ago. The reply said 'did he have the gas mask with him' i said no and they said 'sh1te, goodbye'

I_am_Jebus

mmm, I am sure he did... hope it was taken with a high mega-pixel phone/camera for the added clarity!

TPD

I don't understand the conversation in the OP.

Anyway, myself and a few friends were high as a kite last ngiht and decided to try pranking a few friends on two phones at a time, to get them to talk to each other each thinking the other had called them. Went as follows:

Actually scrap that, its not funny now that I'm sober.

I_am_Jebus

super-rush wrote: »

I got a text from a number i didn't know yesterday asking me was Harry inside me. I said no he left ages ago. The reply said 'did he have the gas mask with him' i said no and they said 'sh1te, goodbye'

wtf? was Harry Hairy?

Fizman

Got this text a few months back. I'll quote it instead of linking the old thread.

I received this strange text about an hour ago from an 086 number that I don't know.

"I have 2 tell u sumthing, i've been trying 2 tell u 4a long time now but I have 2 get it off my chest, i'm gay and i really like u, any chance d 2 of us cud get 2gether sumtime, dont tell d boys"

How would you respond AH?

Now its probably just some lad I know taking the piss with someone elses phone that they got a hold of, but whats strange is that I have never really received a 'prank' text like this before! What is also strange is that i've been pretty much house bound for the past 6-7 weeks because of an operation so I have been fairly out of touch with most people I know for that period. Made me laugh though.

I didn't want to respond with what is probably the usual......"FcuK off"....."Who is this?"....."Go away u filthy cock socket".....etc etc. And not responding is just a lost opportunity! So I responded with:

"I love you too. I don' know who you are because I don't have your number, but I'm pretty sure I definately love you. I always wanted to tell you how I felt, but seeing as I don't know who the fcuk you are, this has always been a problem."

That was an hour ago....haven't got a reply yet!

I_am_Jebus

The Perfect Drug wrote: »

I don't understand the conversation in the OP.

Anyway, myself and a few friends were high as a kite last ngiht and decided to try pranking a few friends on two phones at a time, to get them to talk to each other each thinking the other had called them. Went as follows:

Actually scrap that, its not funny now that I'm sober.

Lola from the Barry Manilow song - Copacobana
Luka from the Suzanne Vega song - Luka

I think my mate got mixed up with the names or the songs or possibly both

Super-Rush

I_am_Jebus wrote: »

wtf? was Harry Hairy?

Not that i can remember, but why did he have a gasmask?

I_am_Jebus

super-rush wrote: »

Not that i can remember, but why did he have a gasmask?

it's a good question and I would love to know the answer

Super-Rush

Fcuk it i'll text them and ask them

gobo99

I_am_Jebus wrote: »

From a friend:

Friend: "My name is Lola"
Me: "Are you a showgirl"
Friend: "No I Live on the Second Floor"
Me: "That's Luka"
Friend: "Oh right sorry"

FACEPALM!

Although I did spend a good while laughing my ass off. Ah it's the simple stuff that's the best!

So the question is... what daft text messages have you got from friends lately or failing that, what daft things have friends said to you lately

Did you meet her in a club down in old soho?

ScumLord

I was in an irish pub in Brugge soaking up the local culture the evening MJ died. Some English guy came up to the bar saying MJ was dead and to put on the news. Before they found the channel I'd received 3 different MJ jokes, I was in stitches in at the bar while everyone else watched the report..

I_am_Jebus

gobo99 wrote: »

Did you meet her in a club down in old soho?

???

phasers

I_am_Jebus wrote: »

???

FACEPALM

dr.bollocko

I_am_Jebus wrote: »

???

Lola. L-L-L-L- Lola.

javaboy

Kids these days. They don't know their Ray Charles from their Ray Davies. I despair. I really do.

I_am_Jebus

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Lola. L-L-L-L- Lola.

ah get ya now...

*double facepalm*

itsallaboutheL

A bored Gmail Chat while studying

Me: Woof Woof

My Buddy: Moo Moo

Me:Miow Miow

My Buddy: Tweet Tweet

Me: Arf Arf

My Buddy: what the fuck is that?? a retard??

Me: It's a seal you handicap!!

Super-Rush

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

A bored Gmail Chat while studying

Me: Woof Woof

My Buddy: Moo Moo

Me:Miow Miow

My Buddy: Tweet Tweet

Me: Arf Arf

My Buddy: what the fuck is that?? a retard??

Me: It's a seal you handicap!!

first lol of the day

Novella

Yesterday, I was having lunch with a friend and she said something about Hank Williams. From the way she so casually mentioned him, I figured I was supposed to know him so I let the conversation roll, even though I had absolutely no idea what she was talking about....

Eventually she asked had I seen any of his other movies.... I was like "I'm sorry, but WHO IS HANK WILLIAMS?!".

Turns out she meant Tom Hanks. Stupid blonde!

TPD

I_am_Jebus wrote: »

Lola from the Barry Manilow song - Copacobana
Luka from the Suzanne Vega song - Luka

I think my mate got mixed up with the names or the songs or possibly both

Ah, cheers for that.

Super-Rush

Apparently Harry has a gasmask to look scary and cool. Not the reply i was looking for.

I_am_Jebus

super-rush wrote: »

Apparently Harry has a gasmask to look scary and cool. Not the reply i was looking for.

interesting... I was hoping for a funnier reply but none the less an intersting insight into unknown texters...

Super-Rush

Apparently they are still looking for him.

phasers

super-rush wrote: »

Apparently they are still looking for him.

I think I saw him at centra there at about 2 o'clock

mike65

so............what?

I_am_Jebus

Ok, so with nothing better to do, after about 30 mins from the original incident I text him again to try get some sort of understanding of his current state of mind:

Me: "My name is Luka"
Friend: "ha ha ha ha Diary queen"
Me: "Diary Queen?"
Friend: "Yeah, that's you"
Me: "But I don't even keep a diary"
Friend: "Dairy, Sorry I ****ed up again"
Me: "I don't have a dairy either"

Treble facepalm
--- no reply since... cue another few minutes of laughing my ass off.

Super-Rush

I_am_Jebus wrote: »

Ok, so with nothing better to do, after about 30 mins from the original incident I text him again to try get some sort of understanding of his current state of mind:

Me: "My name is Luka"
Friend: "ha ha ha ha Diary queen"
Me: "Diary Queen"
Friend: "Yeah, that's you"
Me: "But I don't even keep a diary"
Friend: "Dairy, Sorry I ****ed up again"
Me: "I don't have a dairy either"

--- no reply since... cue another few minutes of laughing my ass off.

WTF:pac:

I_am_Jebus

phasers wrote: »

I think I saw him at centra there at about 2 o'clock

was he wearing the gasmask?

phasers

I_am_Jebus wrote: »

was he wearing the gasmask?

He was carrying it, I think he was on his way to the dry cleaners