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4 cans 3 cigarettes

In All Fairness

Went out and spent all my pocket money on 12 cans of cheap booze (got Carlsberg for the same price as Dutch Gold:eek: the bargains are there) and a pack of smokes. Thought I still had a pouch but it's empty. Don't want to stop drinking as can't afford to get ****faced again.Does anybody know how to make 3 cigarettes last through 4 cans? Calling all McGuyvers.:(

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Overheal

In All Fairness wrote: »

Went out and spent all my pocket money on 12 cans of cheap booze (got Carlsberg for the same price as Dutch Gold:eek: the bargains are there) and a pack of smokes. Thought I still had a pouch but it's empty. Don't want to stop drinking as can't afford to get ****faced again.Does anybody know how to make 3 cigarettes last through 4 cans? Calling all McGuyvers.:(

/obligatory youre an alcho talk. Quit smoking. Bla bla bla.

Bum them.

Can, cigarette, can, cigarette, can, cigarette, can

bed.

Senna

Either drink quicker or smoke slower

Iron Hide

split the fags and make rollups from em!

opr

I presume since you mention a pouch you smoke rollies and have skins. Split tobacco in each cigarette into two rollies and walla you now have six smokes.

Opr

Mimikyu

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Overheal

Actually you know what? **** fags: Smoke Cigars. Proper one could easily last you an hour. Lasts my slow ass 3

jayteecork

Just smoke the fecking things and when they're gone they're gone.

Jaysus I've turned into an old man.

markok84

go outside and pick up fag butts from the footpath and roll them into new cigarettes.

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sub-x

You usual drink Dutch Gold and smoke rollies ???

I think making 3 cigs last is the least of your problems

bowowow

yes yes i too want to get cunted

In All Fairness

opr wrote: »

I presume since you mention a pouch you smoke rollies and have skins. Split tobacco in each cigarette into two rollies and walla you now have six smokes.

Opr

Yep. It's the right way to go but I can't roll cigarette tobacco without losing half of it. It doesn't bind. Btw thanks everyone for decent suggestions rather than abuse (esp Overheal who set the tone). I suppose with eight cans on board I was hoping somebody could come up with ridiculous ways how they had extricated themselves from this situation. Can't bum cigs as it's way too late and it's been raining so can't hunt the footpaths (wet butts? how low do you think I've sunk?:o). I have a tomato and some mayonaisse. Any physicists out there?

Overheal

In All Fairness wrote: »

I have a tomato and some mayonaisse. Any physicists out there?

Hmmm...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msr5Nj95SKk

davyjose

SV wrote: »

Can, cigarette, can, cigarette, can, cigarette, can

bed.

NO WAY, I don't even smoke and I know you can't finish "Cigarette, Can" you have to finish with a Cigarette-Can combo!

Samurai

are those carlsberg only 3.8% by any chance? I saw a good deal down here 8 for 10e and was at the counter when I realised their scam!!

In All Fairness

Overheal wrote: »

Hmmm...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msr5Nj95SKk

You're a fcuking legend. Hope to see you for AH beers. You can't miss me. I will be the one who is actually sitting on his own.:)

[Deleted User]

In All Fairness wrote: »

You're a fcuking legend. Hope to see you for AH beers. You can't miss me. I will be the one who is actually sitting on his own.:)

Everyone loves an alcoholic

Overheal

In All Fairness wrote: »

You're a fcuking legend. Hope to see you for AH beers. You can't miss me. I will be the one who is actually sitting on his own.:)

Heh

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(I may be a bit late)

In All Fairness

Samurai wrote: »

are those carlsberg only 3.8% by any chance? I saw a good deal down here 8 for 10e and was at the counter when I realised their scam!!

\bows to the master

I'm not going to be getting drunk with that sort of slovenly attention to detail.:o