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Your worst injury

WIZE

When I was seven I was playing football in my friends back garden . I was clean through on goal when I fell over and landed on my head.
I put both my hands on the ground and went to push myself up and then fell to one side without any pain. I look at my left arm to see what happened ans noticed that I had dislocated my elbow and the bone was had split my skin . I sat in A & E in temple street for 4 hrs puking from shock and it took the doctors 2 hrs to put it back into place

so how and what happened to you ?

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IvyTheTerrible

Last year, I cut my finger to the bone with the lid of a tin. Those things are fecking sharp! Got stitches and a tetanus shot (which hurt worse after than the finger...). I still feel sick though at the image of seeing the bone in my finger exposed...

biko

First time roller blading I fell backwards. I tried to spin around so I could stop the fall with my hands but there was a street light next to me that caught my right arm and broke it. Cast for 3 weeks - back to business as usual, but no more roller blades.

Canis Lupus

Ah jaysus.... Almost every post is making me cringe and yet I can't stop reading.

I banged my finger in the door once was about the worst of my injuries.

trustno1

Gave birth twice... ouch!.. and slipped two discs in my back, would rather give birth to 10 more kids than go through the back injury again

Maddison

Broken nose....basketball straight into the face *splat*
Broken cocyx(arse bone/tail bone).....cant remember how I got this injury
Split head open numerous times from snowball fights....clever people putting rocks in them:mad:

Funnily enough in all my years in karate/tae kwon do I never got an injury:D

Trustno1 reminded me....giving birth....felt nothing before or during....but afterwards...ouch that was painful

Big Knox

Have had loads of brakes / incidents that neeeded stitches but the worst was when I stood on a pint glass. The glass smashed under the weight and went up through my foot.

It cut straight through two of my tendons, luckily the 2 smallest. Rushed too hospital, had work done and stitched up. Stitches didn't hold and broke in the night, back to hospital. Long story short, the flesh and tissue on the inside of the wound was dead and started too fall out over time. Had to have many many many small operations on it. Couldn't walk for 4 months, but because of the tendon damage I have since done severe ligament damage to my ankle on 5 seperate occasions because theres no strength in the foot anymore which now means my ankle is pretty much screwed up for life.

Not great...

thebossanova

Playing rugby, tackled a prop. He fell on me, elbow towards my nether regions, and a prop from my team fell on him in the act of tackling. Queue 36 odd stone landing elbow first, crushing one of my testicles between his elbow and my leg. Sack swelled to the size of an orange and took about 4/5 weeks to go down. Thank fook we have 2!

joey54

Playing football. Dislocated my knee cap and tore my ACL and PCL in the knee at the same time. Not very nice, extremely painful actually. Reckon my face said it all!

randylonghorn

BVB wrote: »

were you making a Cock-Tail

I think the verb you're looking for is unmaking tbh!

Capt'n Midnight

*points to a scar on chest*
Mary Ellen Moffat. She broke my heart.

ynotdu

My worst injury was getting an infraction on boards.ie by a mod,THEN getting the infraction overuled by an admin,THEN getting the infraction re-introduced:eek:

It hurt like hell!:pac::pac::pac:

narwog81

tore my cruciate ligament in right knee. twice.

some craic.

Loveless

On the day of our summer holidays, age seven... Fell head first down a grass bank and smacked my head off the concrete kerb.. seven stitches to the forehead and a black eye. still have the scar.

Randy Shafter

Cracked my left elbow, hurt like hell. I knew something was up when my left arm locked up at a 45 degree angle! Still locks up every now and then.

:rolleyes:

Iron Hide

Got dropped in a Lineout playing rugby once, broke my collarbone and dislocated my shoulder

And the occasional boot in the nuts after boozily sleazing upon some woman..

Snowie

Ddad wrote: »

Split my forehead twice before I was three. Broke both bones in my lower left leg when I was seven "my welly twisted backwards mammy". Broke my hand, twisted both ankles badly, stuck to the banister in the morning for the first descent of the day. Cut off my knuckle with a knife- ouch down to the bone. Thanks to hurling too many lacerations and bruises to mention. Thanks to cheffing too many cuts and burns to mention.

ever notice when your on service you don't even have time to think about your burns then when you finish up you start to feel really does put mind of matter into sense...

stepbar

I stuck a splinter of wood in my brothers eye when he was 6. Nearly blinded him :eek:

Ddad

Split my forehead twice before I was three. Broke both bones in my lower left leg when I was seven "my welly twisted backwards mammy". Broke my hand, twisted both ankles badly, stuck to the banister in the morning for the first descent of the day. Cut off my knuckle with a knife- ouch down to the bone. Thanks to hurling too many lacerations and bruises to mention. Thanks to cheffing too many cuts and burns to mention.

tippspur

galwayrush wrote: »

I got my hair cut short once.

When i was younger my father used to do the hair cutting in our house,i remember one time he said to me come here and I'll give you a trim,fcukin disaster worst haircut i ever got i ran up stairs and cried my eyes out knowing the slagging i would get in school the next day.sure enough i got slaughtered next day.still sticks in the memory it was so bad..:(

Mezcita

Walking home from a nightclub years ago with a complete skinful on me. Took a short cut across a field only to be faced by a eight foot high spiked fence. No problem.

Swung the first leg over no bother. Other foot slipped and I impaled myself on the spike. Removed myself from spike. Missed my knackers by two inches and the hole in my leg was about the size of an old Irish pound coin.

Ah happy days....

cherryghost

was in goals in football and some arse kicked the ball into my palm from 2 yards and broke my wrist.

as a courageous man i went outfield and played on with a broken wrist, then i realised soon that it was a retarded idea.

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challengemaster wrote: »

Was probably 11 or 12 at the time, over the handlebars on a bike, landed head first onto the edge of concrete steps (with no helmet)

Ended up with a fractured skull and jaw, fun fun.

There's a small piece missing from the steps tho!

Great Success!

I dislocated my shoulder in a kickboxing tournament (After my fight)
The pain was so bad I puked.

galwayrush

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Blender and penis are two words that feature predominantly in my worst injury.

FFS You need to explain that one...... or maybe not:eek:

Red Hand

stepbar wrote: »

Badly sprained both ankles....... Twice.

Same as me! Except I only sprained them once. Luckily, I sprained one first and then a month later, sprained the other. I still had the crutches from the first sprain. Handy!

stepbar

Badly sprained both ankles....... Twice.

Tar.Aldarion

Sleipnir wrote: »

Me too. Shame really; I loved that blender.

Soup was never the same.

dsmythy

Cracked my skull when i was a kid. Since then i twisted my knee.... That's just about it. I guess you can say im risk adverse. The head injury will be used in the future when they catch me.

Sleipnir

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Blender and penis are two words that feature predominantly in my worst injury.

Me too. Shame really; I loved that blender.

WIZE

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Blender and penis are two words that feature predominantly in my worst injury.

were you making a Cock-Tail

*gets coat*

Tar.Aldarion

Blender and penis are two words that feature predominantly in my worst injury.