zuroph wrote: » i bit my tongue almost entirely off when i was about 2. jumped off a couch and bit right through it, it was hanging on by a thread.
captainautumn wrote: » I eyed up the target, a good 15 meters away, the kids paused, I guess they knew what I was attempting to do. I connected sweetly, everything went strangely quite and time seemed to stand still as the ball rose gently and dropped sweetly in the hoop without even touching the rim of the basket. The kids stared at me gobsmacked.:eek: I really wanted to run around the park like I'd just scored the winning goal for Ireland in the World Cup but I'm nearly forty now, with three young children and I can't be doing things like that anymore. So I just turned and walked slowly away like I knew this was going to happen. Secretly I felt like Keith Barry the evening he scared the knickers off Kathryn Thomas when he pulled the 'driving whilst blindfolded trick', as he walked noncholantly away. :cool:
pikachucheeks wrote: » A Snorlax.
The_Minister wrote: » Where the hell is Biggins when you need him?
FruitLover wrote: » Well, it's Monday, so he's probably on a secret mission with Elvis on the moon.
pikachucheeks wrote: » What are your true stories of things that have happened to you, that people find ridiculous and refuse to believe? One of mine is being crushed by a bouncing castle. A few friends and I decided it would be a good idea to take the pegs out of it, and try and get it to raise off the ground. Plan was, some people would stay on and run to the back of it, while some of us would stay off and push it further into the air. However, the bouncing castle didn't stay up in the air for long, my friends managed to escape from underneath it, but I got trapped. Looked up to find this massive bouncing castle waiting to attack me! :eek: Got completely flattened by the thing, with around 10 full-grown people on it. Took about a minute for them to get me out, couldn't breathe! Came out covered in mud, from being squished into the ground. No one believes it happened, bar the people who were there!
PeterLT wrote: » I have one story there.
scop wrote: » I once attended a party where an man with an axe arrived at the door to complain about the noise.
PeterLT wrote: » Once my friend asked me for help, one lad owned him some money and he was very reluctant to give it back. Friend found out where he was (it was in some forest, celebrating something with his friends). So we arrived at the party, couple of other people joined us. There were no intentions to hurt someone or act criminal, but everything sliped out... Friend start to talk and eventually it evolved into fight. Debtors friends fled and he was left outnumbered. He was beaten until I intervened and stoped everything, but he didn't want to give up. He went to his car and grabed an axe and contra attacked. Now my friend's help were giving legs, so I decided to stop that nonsence. I pulled up my gun (I was carying it legally with permission) and asked him to drop the axe. He didn't comply and attacked me, so I had to use my gun. Unfortunatelly semi-automatics have a huge disadvantage - they usually jam... This what happened that time. When I saw what happened I had to run vey fast. He threw the axe, missed (I was running REALLY fast), I fixed the gun, turned to him and asked to stop this nonsence again. I remember him coming closer to me with axe in his hand and blood over his face. I was pointing the gun at him and asking to comply. Eventually he listened to me, droped the axe I lowered the gun and this crap was finally over. I don't know did he give money back to my friend I was trying not to help him any more .
galwayrush wrote: » I saw Rush live 7 times in 07, believe it or not.
Armin_Tamzarian wrote: » If you ever need a job you should contact this guy. Sounds like you'd fit right in.
