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The best/worst night of passion

busted flush

This is so bloody weird , i was at a family funeral this weekend and my dads estranged sister and i were smoking a fag , she was upset so gave her a hug and then she started to snog me , one thing led to another and I'm sorry to say we spend the night at a near by hotel making love! :eek: . I'm racked with guilt and dont know what to do as it was the most amazing experience of my life. It was so wrong yet it felt so dam right, what ever am i to do as she goes back to the adoption clinic in Nigeria tomorrow where she works as a part time nurse. Any suggestions?

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busted flush

General Zod wrote: »

Oh pishaw, such flattery will get you everywhere! I do however recognise your superior scientific skills, what with being able to transport through time back to 1995 when "hurr, I made it all up and can't believe everyone believed it for so long" was a fresh and new tactic in internet trolling.

Excelcior!

Well it sure beats " I'm giving out about trolling , even though thats exactly what I'm doing" supergran! Also your mother stinks of elderberry's (oh no i might get accused of plagiarism now!). Keep up the positivity brother, it makes you shine!

General Zod

busted flush wrote: »

Well it sure beats " I'm giving out about trolling , even though thats exactly what I'm doing" supergran! Also your mother stinks of elderberry's (oh no i might get accused of plagiarism now!). Keep up the positivity brother, it makes you shine!

I'm far from giving out about it! Just giving you some constructive
criticism about your work! That's what you creative writers want, right?

kowloon

General Zod wrote: »

I'm far from giving out about it! Just giving you some constructive
criticism about your work! That's what you creative writers want, right?

Son of Jorel, KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

Dragan

I haven't really read this thread since about page four, did this guy do it in the mess with his Aunt or what?

Terodil

I haven't really read the post above me but the answer almost certainly is 42.

Turd Ferguson

Thank you busted flush. Many many lols in this thread. I didnt believe a word of it (nothing on the internet is ever real) but I had fun.

IvaBigWun

NADA wrote: »

Smell of bull**** here to be honest!

Bigtime. And Im only on page 8.

Complete bollix tbh but funny all the same.

PolishPete

thread of the year this one!

dr.bollocko

PolishPete wrote: »

thread of the year this one!

I think most of us thought it was a complete load of shite tbh.

Overheal

I smelled shenannigans when I thought of that tadpole movie, then you tried to troll up PI on Thursday or so - protip: dont try that in PI again, Beruthiel would have you for lunch.

busted flush

Overheal wrote: »

I smelled shenannigans when I thought of that tadpole movie, then you tried to troll up PI on Thursday or so - protip: dont try that in PI again, Beruthiel would have you for lunch.

Yea i know i just got out of prison!

TheZohanS

Now a truly great creative writer would have stopped after the first post, thus ensuring that the story would forever more be remembered and would have earned its place amongst the great Urban Legends.

By posting again and outing yourself you have ruined the story and any chance it had of making thread of the year.

You have been successful in turning an epic win into an epic fail.

Latchy

It had fail from post 1 .

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TheZohan wrote: »

Now a truly great creative writer would have stopped after the first post, thus ensuring that the story would forever more be remembered and would have earned its place amongst the great Urban Legends.

By posting again and outing yourself you have ruined the story and any chance it had of making thread of the year.

You have been successful in turning an epic win into an epic fail.

+1

After you replied you completely ruined it

RaverRo808

busted flush wrote: »

Yea i know i just got out of prison!

So it was aload of Sh*te then??,I was hoping it was real,and was it wrong I was slightly aroused ???

[Deleted User]

RaverRo808 wrote: »

was it wrong I was slightly aroused ???

Yes it was!!:mad:

No not at all;)

The_Joker

busted flush wrote: »

She is actually my dads younger sister and is a triplet, and I'm really close to my two other aunts, if they ever found out

Maybe they'd join in!
Imagine the money you'd make from the DVDs !!!

busted flush wrote: »

my dads estranged sister .

you should've said she was
estranged bacause she used to be your uncle! no imagination tut tut tut

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Estelle Handsome Penniless wrote: »

***EDIT - YOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR AUNT?..

Fucking deadly (I'm gonna hit you up with a 'thanks' for that too!).

Best first reply ever.