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Favorite Coming home locked snack !

thelurch

Ok chippers all closed etc, You arrive home wobbly..My favorite......
Chop up an onion, put in in a mug, I am not being fancy here, stir it in with a large spoonful of bovril or marmite. Find toaster, insert 2 slices of bread, batch is best, When toast is half done, butter, lash on some ham, slice some cheddar cheese, smother the lot with your bovril/marmite mix and lash under the grill for 2 mins or until cheese melts. DO NOT FALL ASLEEP DURING THE GRILLING PROCESS..:eek:...thick smoke, smoke alarms etc !! Then enjoy...ahhh:D

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phasers

I've been thinking about this, and this is now the number one downside of living with a diabetic mother. The only greasy thing I could make is French toast and I would probably end up burning the house down.

_JOE_

Any sort of chocolate for me...

Snowie

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Bacon feckin sammiches. And lots of them.

Feckin best grilled bacon nice and crispy bit of tomato strong chedder and some sweet chille sauce....

Lots of tea to

Ross_Mahon wrote: »

Peanut butter on crackers with milk

:pac: thats a good recipe for cement

cosmic

Brown bread toasted with cheddar cheese and lots of mustard and a big cup of tea - yum!

GalwayKiefer

Pre-made pancakes from the likes of Tesco, fired into the toaster and then dunked in milk and devoured. Yum.

az2wp0sye65487

jigglywoo wrote: »

Half cooked fish fingers sammich.
Instructions:
1. Place four fish fingers in a toaster on a wet counter top so the electricity trips.
2. Find fuse box and turn power back on.
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2
4. Keep popping down the toaster until only 3 fish fingers reappear.
5. Place between 2 slices of bread and nom

Now I understand why people always told me why you can't cook fish fingers in a toaster

Course ya can. You're just not trying hard enough! The trick is to lie the toaster down on it's side.
This also works for cheese on toast.

Zadkiel

dylano_k wrote: »

The other night i was meetin some bird in temple bar pissed drunk 3 am up against th door of gogertys and all i culd taste off her mouth was a kebab..i didn know wat the taste was at 1st til i walked across the road and the smell of doner wafted out and hit me...so of course i went in and bought one...best kebab iv ever had, food wasn bad either haha :):):)

You could taste her kebab on her lips? Nice.

Worst thing I ate after a night out was smoked salmon...woke up with it on the floor of my bedroom smell was vile. Spent about 10 minutes smelling my fingers before I realised what it was.

lucylu

Take a spice burger from the freezer .nuke it in the microwave and then dowse with Salt and Vinegar

karlkavo

A pint glass of milk and a packet of choc chip cookies or more beer and choc chip cookies!

That_Guy

dylano_k wrote: »

The other night i was meetin some bird in temple bar pissed drunk 3 am up against th door of gogertys and all i culd taste off her mouth was a kebab..i didn know wat the taste was at 1st til i walked across the road and the smell of doner wafted out and hit me...so of course i went in and bought one...best kebab iv ever had, food wasn bad either haha :):):)

Classy bird.

Kebabs are messy enough without being pissed while eating them. A recipe for disaster.

Overheal

Microwaved Potato. Cheese. Leftovers.

You wouldnt know it wasnt nacho chips - its all the same once you **** it into your gobhole.

charmer

crisp sangwichs with half a pound of kerrygold, creamcrackers with a half a pound of kerrgold, or cornflakes with half a poun...wait no.

my housemate recently tried to make toast on the radiator...desite the fact that we have a perfectly good toaster!

Dumb

Aromat. Seasonoing for meats. But we just throw on anything. Tasty sh!t. ummm. Might get a bit now!!

smk89

Soda Farl with bacon and cheese. Make me want to drink just for the taste.

consultech

dylano_k wrote: »

The other night i was meetin some bird in temple bar pissed drunk 3 am up against th door of gogertys and all i culd taste off her mouth was a kebab..i didn know wat the taste was at 1st til i walked across the road and the smell of doner wafted out and hit me...so of course i went in and bought one...best kebab iv ever had, food wasn bad either haha :):):)

I actually think I'd vomit. I even just gagged a little reading that.

rockmongrel

Pop down to subway before the night out, buy a blt and throw it in the fridge. My god there is nothing better than being absolutely p!ssed at 3 in the morning, eating a sexy sammich and watching whatever sh!te is on the tv.

dylano_k

Captain-America wrote: »

Five bowls of Coco Pops in a row.

I actually ate half a box of coco pops on the way home from town after the united and arsenal match...dont remember buyin it but i can remember vaguely havin them outside my door not being able to open it, the next morin walkin tru the flats...coco pops everywhere and it was all coming back to me

dylano_k

The other night i was meetin some bird in temple bar pissed drunk 3 am up against th door of gogertys and all i culd taste off her mouth was a kebab..i didn know wat the taste was at 1st til i walked across the road and the smell of doner wafted out and hit me...so of course i went in and bought one...best kebab iv ever had, food wasn bad either haha

:):):)

Super-Rush

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

What in the hell is aromat? I'm intrigued!

King of seasonings

enniscorthy

oh listen mate dont even get me started hehehehahaha defo a nice chip with garlic cheese after a few

yurmothrintites

Aromat is king of the condiment world.

It goes with chips, waffles, fried food, bread, ice-cream...

Sir Gallagher

super-rush wrote: »

I feel a Salt v Aromat thread coming....Aromat rules.

What in the hell is aromat? I'm intrigued!

That_Guy

Crisps if any..... If I'm feeling adventurous and by adventurous I mean not that drunk, I'll throw a few burgers under the grill.

Vinta81

Crisps are usually the safest option! I've been known to make spagetti hoops sometimes...not a good idea by the way!

Loopy

Laylah Curved Copperhead wrote: »

Try getting a tin of beans and frying them...

Or get some scampi fries, put it on some bread with mayonayse... and if you are really adventurous get a slice of that easysingle cheese...

Coleslaw and skips.

Poached egg sambo with red sauce.

Oh Jesus, do you have regular dinner parties:pac:

Mine would be a toasted ham and cheese on batch bread and crisps
or lots of tea and toast..

Super-Rush

thelurch wrote: »

A Dogs arse would taste good with Aromat on it !!

I feel a Salt v Aromat thread coming....Aromat rules.

thelurch

yurmothrintites wrote: »

Waffle Sandwich

Take out two waffles from freezer
Place in toaster at highest setting
Take out two slices of bread and butter them
Make cup of tea
Put waffles on in the toaster again
Tomato sauce the bread
Aromat or salt if needed
Place waffles in bread and sandwich
Eat!

I suppose anything with salt or aromat is good when you're pissed!

A Dogs arse would taste good with Aromat on it !!

Sabre0001

rarnes1 wrote: »

OP, who the fcuk makes food at home drunk?? Can of lager and a hand shandy

That's a snack for you eh?! :eek:

yurmothrintites

Waffle Sandwich

Take out two waffles from freezer
Place in toaster at highest setting
Take out two slices of bread and butter them
Make cup of tea
Put waffles on in the toaster again
Tomato sauce the bread
Aromat or salt if needed
Place waffles in bread and sandwich
Eat!

I suppose anything with salt or aromat is good when you're pissed!

Borneo Fnctn

What I sometimes do is get a tin of soup, heat it up, poach an egg in it and serve that with a pork pie sausage roll.