I'm sick of scumbag threads...
We need a thread for the good people of this island.
You see them all the time.
You may live in a city and see them every day, or you may live in a county town and only spot them at the weekend, but they are always there.
You know the type.
They have a big brother or uncle who is a detective in the Gardaí, their mother or father is a local politician, their parents own the local shopping centre, all the land around it and half of your town, they go to the nearest private school, they wear designer clothes bought by their mammies.
Then you see them out on the town and they flaunt all of society's rules.
The fall out of pubs completely **** faced, piss on the nearest car, attempt to rape some chick because she happens to be walking down the road in a tracksuit and they know that uncle Garda will believe them over the tracksuit girl.
They gang up on the lone guy at the bus stop, kick the crap out of him when he tries to defen himself and then run home to <insert authority figure here> when the victim is hospitalised. They end up in court, but the judge takes their side because they went to the same creche 50 years apart.
They get into all the top places in your local town/city and throw things at you if you look a little out of place there. It's ok though, because one of their parent's owns the place.
They are given a BMW for their 17th birthday. They then run over someone, but it's ok becuase that person had pyjamas on so they were obviously a pov on the dole and therefor do not count as human. It doesn't matter that everything is paid for by mummy and doddy. Just as long as the dole herd get out of the way.
Detective uncle George will hoide the evidence.
He will also turn a blind eye to the coke dealing and will sometimes act as a supplier with coke he has taken from povs.
God bless him.
God bless the good people of this island too.
They deserve our praise for being such upstanding citizens.