chickenhawk wrote: » You sound like you deserved it. Why would you call some stranger 'brother'??
dr.bollocko wrote: » Jesus christ. Are you people insane?
Ciaran500 wrote: » Sounds a little familiar - http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=52153736&postcount=3 I have a feeling Pighead might be making stories up just to be funny :eek:
itsallaboutheL wrote: » Trying to comunicate on a his level... it was more of a "Welllllllll bruddder anee chance ofa liiiter, for a secind" read in a limerick accent! and i didn't for one second say i didn't deserve it, shouldn't have talked to him in the first place.
raptorman wrote: » Two traveler women were drinking in a bar and one was asking to the other to go to a night club. The conversation went a bit like this: (Names made up) Betty: Come out it will be great craic. Debbi: No no no. Betty: c'mon c'mon... Debbi: No no he's at home with the childer I'll be bet Betty: C'mon out, sure take the baitin' tomorrow, take the baitin' Possibly the funniest and saddest thing I've ever heard.
King of Kings wrote: » i was walking up camden street and there was a hot girl on front of me one of them ran across the road and shouted at her "i'd **** the fallopian tubes off you" and ran back it had me in tears.
Armin_Tamzarian wrote: » Scumbag / skanger threads seem to be all the rage these days so here goes. What's the stupidest, dumbest most idiotic thing you've seen/heard a scumbag doing, saying, etc? Two spring to mind. I was in the Palace on Camden St. years ago and got started on by two scumbags at the bar. Things got heated and the scummiest looking of the two picked up his pint glass and went to smash it off the bar, obviously in an attempt to fashion a weapon of sorts. Trouble was, it was a plastic pint glass. I was able to slip away as the idiot's friend berated his friend's shamful scumming abilities. Another time I was standing outside a shop in Dublin when I heard a girl exclaim in panic, "quick Jacinta, look, it's a bleedin tornado!" Alas, there was no tornado, just some boring old smoke coming out of one of the Sandymount Towers. The actual tower itself was obscured from her view by a double-decker bus.
Abigayle wrote: » Indeed. 'Cinta ant Anto from Pram Springs. I haven't had many dealings with them. I was asked before by one "are yer roydin?" Ew.
El Siglo wrote: » All scumbags pose a question for society. They should be sent to re-education camps where they can develop better concentration in order perfect a solution that is final regarding our current problems.;)
dylano_k wrote: » Jacinta is too much of a steriotypical "scumbag" name. Was believing ya there til ya mentioned that name !!
punchdrunk wrote: » "then how are you going to court if you don't have I.D?" he asks... lips quiver as they search for an answer....nope! no excuse...STUNG!
Armin_Tamzarian wrote: » Well that's the way it happened my friend. The reason Jacinta, Tracey, Sharon, etc are stereotypical is because they're so widely used in 'notWorking Class' areas. Surely it would be less believable if the heroine of my story didn't have one of those names. Would you have found my story more credible if I'd altered the name to something like Agatha?
