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Selling a lads magazine to a 12 year old ?!

KeyLimePie

Sooo in the shop in this morning some 12ish year old lad, still in primary school went up to me to buy some motor magazine, that had Zoo free with it $:\$
Right off the bat I was like No, and he pulled all the excues like oh i'm 14 and my ma's only out the door ! She gets it for me all the time and I was just like no sorry.

Was I right to is what I'm wondering $:\$ on one hand he was on his way to school and he'd have shown EVERYONE that dorty magazine and that'd get him in trouble with teachers, then his ma is called in and then it's traced back to me !

On the other hand he's probably gonna go home and google boobies and whatever he finds on the internet will be ten times worse than what's in Zoo magazine.

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easyeason3

You should have sold it to him, he's probably just interested in the articles

By the way I'm a woman & mens magazines rock. They are hilarious & have taught me what will happen to my arm should I ever swim with sharks.

GLaDOS

Cover your own ass (pardon the pun) before anythiing else tbh

I don't see why not.
zoo isn't porn tbh.

Tar.Aldarion

Dude, this kid has the internet, zoo is mild in comparison. :S

GLaDOS

You don't know how uptight the parents could be though.

TheZohanS

You should have sold it to him.

End of story.

5uspect

Isn't 12 the average age of a Zoo reader?

truecrippler

OP, that was my son. He's doing a project on Animals in the Zoo. I'll report you to your manager and have you sacked straight away.

/end furious father rant

Latchy

Poor lads mind will be warped for life after reading that zoo mag .;)

Full of adds :pac:

easyeason3

ScienceNerd wrote: »

You don't know how uptight the parents could be though.

All the more reason to sell it to him. If his parents are uptight then they would deal better with finding a harmless magazine than the young lad trying to catch a look at his mother/ sister/ aunt/ friend in the bathroom.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Practically? Makes no difference. He'll see tits on page three of The Sun.
Legally? Don't. As someone else said, cover your own ass first.

Diabhal Beag

Everybody **** in the male community

dr.bollocko

5uspect wrote: »

Isn't 12 the average age of a Zoo reader?

No. It's the average age of a Zoo writer.

TheZohanS

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Legally? Don't. As someone else said, cover your own ass first.

Legally the OP would have been doing nothing wrong.
He/she would not have sold Zoo to someone, it came free with a motor mag.
The OP didn't know how old the young rascal was, "ish" is not a clearly defined age.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

TheZohan wrote: »

Legally the OP would have been doing nothing wrong.

He/she would not have sold Zoo to someone, it came free with a motor mag.

The OP didn't know how old the young rascal was, "ish" is not a clearly defined age.

True, but wouldn't be surprised if it still wound up in court. And then it's a real lottery.

KeyLimePie

TheZohan wrote: »

Legally the OP would have been doing nothing wrong.

He/she would not have sold Zoo to someone, it came free with a motor mag.

The OP didn't know how old the young rascal was, "ish" is not a clearly defined age.

well the youngster was in a primary school uniform, so I could put him at least 12.

Gazza22

He's a frustrated young man - let em have it! He could be spending his money on much worse.

5uspect

dr.bollocko wrote: »

No. It's the average age of a Zoo writer.

Ah, but if the articles are the best bit...

CianRyan

Forget Zoo, Front FTW.
You should have told him to buy that instead.

callaway92

Wait, I dont get it..was it a 12 year old girl or something??..

If it was a lad why didnt you sell him the magazine ffs

KeyLimePie

callaway92 wrote: »

Wait, I dont get it..was it a 12 year old girl or something??..

If it was a lad why didnt you sell him the magazine ffs

Cause he was 12 ? $:\$
That's actually sexist right there, a 12 year old girl has just as much of a right to be refused a boobie magazine as a 12 year old boy does.

5318008!

Little Shyte wrote: »

Everybody **** in the male community

Maybe i'm weird, but i didn't start **** till i was 14

CrazyRabbit

When I was 12, I was reading a whole lot 'worse'.

Seriously, half the movies that come out of Hollywood show more than what you find in Zoo. And if he's ever used the internet, I can guarantee that porn is one of the first things he searched for.

A few pics of semi-naked women is not gonna turn him into a violent sex-crazed rapist.

Of course, you could have just sold him the Motor Magazine.

CianRyan

5318008! wrote: »

Maybe i'm weird, but i didn't start **** till i was 14 .

I started at about 12, but never properly till i was about 14.
I didn't get what it was all about, didn't understand what all the fuss was about.
And then BAM!!!!

Yeah, this kid is probably looking at way worse on his computer right now.

Bottle_of_Smoke

Don't think it would have done him any harm, but his parents would want someone to blame when they found it - let them blame the internet rather than you.

Berty

* Off to Google Boobies.

netwhizkid

Jeez the boy was buying a Motor Magazine *that had* Zoon with it free, most likely he may have being buying it for the cars. When I was 12 and in school some kid brought penthouse to school he had robbed of his older brother, naturally we all took a look but eventually got caught. We then got a lecture on Morality and our bodies from........ A Priest FFS:eek: Oh how I cringed being a precocious 12yr old. bertieahern.com now that was the fun back in my day!

netwhizkid

Berty wrote: »

* Off to Google Boobies.

I found boobies on the Internet .... run to the hills, women and children first, save yourselves, society is collapsing :eek:

KeyLimePie

netwhizkid wrote: »

Jeez the boy was buying a Motor Magazine *that had* Zoon with it free, most likely he may have being buying it for the cars. When I was 12 and in school some kid brought penthouse to school he had robbed of his older brother, naturally we all took a look but eventually got caught. We then got a lecture on Morality and our bodies from........ A Priest FFS:eek: Oh how I cringed being a precocious 12yr old. bertieahern.com now that was the fun back in my day!

Well now it wasn't just a motor magazine.
It was one of those motor/slash magazines, this issue was featuring their new slutty mascots $:\$

netwhizkid

KeyLimePie wrote: »

Well now it wasn't just a motor magazine.
It was one of those motor/slash magazines, this issue was featuring their new slutty mascots $:\$

Lucy Pinder on a BMW? ...... runs to the newsagent