PSNI Recruitment - Stage 1 - The Initial Selection Test

lol i keep telling myself that it cant be that hard when you look at some of the eejits in the police service but they must be smart eejits and all

lol
This is my first attempt at it, my mum did it a few years back and failed it by a few marks and said it was enough to put her off never going back for it again (she obviously didnt really want it that much to begin with!)
Party at ur house if u get the results ure looking then ? lol

KB-1991 wrote: »

lol i keep telling myself that it cant be that hard when you look at some of the eejits in the police service but they must be smart eejits and all lol
This is my first attempt at it, my mum did it a few years back and failed it by a few marks and said it was enough to put her off never going back for it again (she obviously didnt really want it that much to begin with!)
Party at ur house if u get the results ure looking then ? lol

I'll run a bus......Wreck er. But keep the music down in case they call the cops. Second thoughts. Full boot....

lol am thinking your gonna be a future eejit of the forces ! makes me feel better now knowing that im not going to be the only nutter, even if it takes 10 years to get in. I'll get there someday !

KB-1991 wrote: »

lol am thinking your gonna be a future eejit of the forces ! makes me feel better now knowing that im not going to be the only nutter, even if it takes 10 years to get in. I'll get there someday !

You sure will my friend. Future eejit of the forces. Ye auld sweet talker ye. All the best in your IST. Dont be nervous. Everyone has a different experience of it. Just look on here. Wish I had found this forum much much sooner as I has nobody to swap notes with and you can talk all you like to family but sooner (sooner in my case-had them tortured) or later they start avoiding you/stop taking your phone calls/replying to your texts/answering your letters/dont let you in when youre banging on their door/dive into a rail of clothes when they eyeball you in Tesco/disown you...

RoscoPColtrane wrote: »

You sure will my friend. Future eejit of the forces. Ye auld sweet talker ye. All the best in your IST. Dont be nervous. Everyone has a different experience of it. Just look on here. Wish I had found this forum much much sooner as I has nobody to swap notes with and you can talk all you like to family but sooner (sooner in my case-had them tortured) or later they start avoiding you/stop taking your phone calls/replying to your texts/answering your letters/dont let you in when youre banging on their door/dive into a rail of clothes when they eyeball you in Tesco/disown you...

If anything ive got a laugh tonight ha ! I think my teacher feels like way your family do. Was up the mountains today all day on an assessment expedition thing with my teacher and an ex policeman, think they were actually ready to drown me in a waterfall just listening to me about the whole thing but sure if you dont ask questions you dont get answers !

but sure if you dont ask questions you dont get answers !

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Correctomundo!!!

Bifbert

RoscoPColtrane wrote: »

but sure if you dont ask questions you dont get answers !

If you don't ask you don't get!!! I'm far too drunk to be posting now but I can't wait till results. I will apply 20 times at least before I give up. Good luck to all good night, Going to sleep now. Becoming addicted to these boards, hope I get to meet some of you's some day.

The wobbler

Ha

it seems everyone was using the ds then:P

well i thought it was pretty hard

this was my 1st ist soo i havnt a clue if it went well or not =o

pathway

HELLO ALL,

ANYONE GET ANY RESULTS OF THEIR IST YET?

WONDERING IF MAYBE FIRST SET OF LETTERS WILL BE GOING OUT SOON.

I THINK THAT MONDAY 18 MAY WOULD MARK A MONTH SINCE THE FIRST TEST .

PATHWAY

MrsGeneHunt

pathway wrote: »

HELLO ALL,

ANYONE GET ANY RESULTS OF THEIR IST YET?

WONDERING IF MAYBE FIRST SET OF LETTERS WILL BE GOING OUT SOON.

I THINK THAT MONDAY 18 MAY WOULD MARK A MONTH SINCE THE FIRST TEST .

PATHWAY

Results should start coming through next week, I know I'm due mine prob wed or thurs.

p.s.
All capital letters is the online equivalent of shouting and I know PSNI has smacked wrists in the past. Just a heads up on that front!:p

pathway

sorry:o

please forgive me.i was unaware of the etiquette.

pc was stuck on caps lock. didn't intend to shout.

thanks for the reply.

thanks for the advice........:)

pathway wrote: »

sorry:o

please forgive me.i was unaware of the etiquette.

pc was stuck on caps lock. didn't intend to shout.

thanks for the reply.

thanks for the advice........:)

Thank God. I had a bit of a headache coming on...

MrsGeneHunt

RoscoPColtrane wrote: »

Thank God. I had a bit of a headache coming on...

Come on, thats more to do with your liquid lunch!!! LOL:D

MrsGeneHunt

RoscoPColtrane wrote: »

LOL

Couldnt blame the antics in Tesco on a wonky trolley wheel!!!!!

I've flogged that horse..Refill? See you in Mangina

bc84

RoscoPColtrane wrote: »

I've flogged that horse..

sounds kinky

BOOOOO everybody !

think these boards could nearly get addictive !

everyone up revising for their IST or am i the only sad one on a friday night ?

KB-1991 wrote: »

BOOOOO everybody !

think these boards could nearly get addictive !

everyone up revising for their IST or am i the only sad one on a friday night ?

Make that two sad people BOOOOOOOO iam addicted:P:P:P:P

Chelsea555 wrote: »

Make that two sad people BOOOOOOOO iam addicted:P:P:P:P

Im currently attending BA. Boards Anonymous...

RoscoPColtrane wrote: »

Im currently attending BA. Boards Anonymous...

Any room for anymore?????:D

*stands up*
Hi everyone My Name is.....and im a board-aholic, but im a sober member

everhopefull

I dont think I did well at all and had put it to the back of my head...until now that is:eek:!!

Now that the results are so close im pooping myself :mad: (excuse my french please)

Im not sure i can wait much longer...think i did mine on the 22nd of last month. Does that mean i'll get my results on the same date this month?

Eeeeeekkk!

KB-1991 wrote: »

*stands up*
Hi everyone My Name is.....and im a board-aholic, but im a sober member

Hi everybody My name is ..... and im a board-aholic hic hic and im trying to be sober i really am!!!:D

everhopefull wrote: »

I dont think I did well at all and had put it to the back of my head...until now that is:eek:!!

Now that the results are so close im pooping myself :mad: (excuse my french please)

Im not sure i can wait much longer...think i did mine on the 22nd of last month. Does that mean i'll get my results on the same date this month?

Eeeeeekkk!

Worst case senario the full month. I'd be standing by if I were you..Ive set up a wee makeshift bed under the letterbox. What I'd really like is to invent some sort of Wallace and Gromit contraption with confuterments that brings the post automatically to the bedroom straight from the letterbox...But life's too short.

RoscoPColtrane wrote: »

Worst case senario the full month. I'd be standing by if I were you..Ive set up a wee makeshift bed under the letterbox. What I'd really like is to invent some sort of Wallace and Gromit contraption with confuterments that bring the post automatically to the bedroom straight from the letterbox...But life's too short.

Rosco you have waaaaaay to much time on your hands mate, put the bottle down mate!!!;)

Chelsea555 wrote: »

Rosco you have waaaaaay to much time on your hands mate, put the bottle down mate!!!;)

Nooooooooooooooooooo. Cant. Ive superglued it to my hand...

RoscoPColtrane wrote: »

Nooooooooooooooooooo.

hehehehehe you know you want to!!:D

oi oi oi ! hold on a second here ! if you ones have got drink....why arent u sharing