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i need your help!

thebigredone

i'm at work till about ten tonight, in inchicore, and i'm only bleedin starving!!!!! my workmate had to go to a funeral so i'm on my own, no food in the building and i cant leave to go to the shop for something to eat! i want something but i dont know what

please help!

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orestes

Order in a take away?

Vain

Taste your sperm.

Genghiz Cohen

We were just talking about getting Dominoes into the college here, I'm sure you could do the same.
Think about it, Dominoes Pizza, hot as a hot thing, soft as something very soft and damn tasty.

Mr.Lizard

Whats the address of your work? I'll come round in a half-hour with some pot-noodles if you wish.

thebigredone

take away is lookin like the main option, but which one! i'm so indicisive!! also, cant say i'd be rushing to taste sperm!! although a friend of mine has and he didnt like it very much!!

DevilsBreath

Ok so your close to the Phoenix park, stay with me here.

You will need a hunting dog and training from someone that was in Wanted.

Your hunting dog will track down the random deer that you shoot by what I can only guess is fluke but they'll say it wasn't.

Once you have the deer you need to figure out how to cook it.

I'll leave that up to someone else

thebigredone

i dont have a gun but i reckon if i killed a deer with my "Bear hands" it would be far more rewarding a meal! (its a second amendment thing, if i have the right to "bear arms" surely i have the right to "bear hands"!)

anniehoo

Chicken fillet (has to be fillet) burger with onions,mayo,cheese and lettuce; garlic cheese chips and a bottle of coke!!! Yuuuuuumy!!!

SEPT 23 1989

BENNYS chipper on the corner

kingtut

Seeing as you are online (and clearly not working very hard :P) order a takeaway! Pizza or something

Dominos / 4 star have a facility where you can order pizzas online as far as I know.

AckwelFoley

Go Green, Recycle.

Poo in a bucket and snack on that.

Once you get over the texture and smell, you will be suprised how economical it is

OldGoat

Remember to double check your tourniquet before you hack your leg off and be sure to cut BELOW the bandage.

RandolphEsq

anniehoo wrote: »

Chicken fillet (has to be fillet) burger with onions,mayo,cheese and lettuce; garlic cheese chips and a bottle of coke!!! Yuuuuuumy!!!

Artery-clogging heaven!

biko

Why do only Dubs ask these questions here? I'm still waiting for a day when someone in another Cork/Lim/Waterford asks the same in AH

AckwelFoley

Magnus wrote: »

Why do only Dubs ask these questions here? I'm still waiting for a day when someone in another Cork/Lim/Waterford asks the same in AH

because dubs are as dumb as a box a rocks?

javaboy

Magnus wrote: »

Why do only Dubs ask these questions here? I'm still waiting for a day when someone in another Cork/Lim/Waterford asks the same in AH

There are none so blind as those who will not see:
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055450754

I had a big list but I thought it would make me look sad[der].

stovelid

thebigredone wrote: »

i'm at work till about ten tonight, in inchicore, and i'm only bleedin starving!!!!! my workmate had to go to a funeral so i'm on my own, no food in the building and i cant leave to go to the shop for something to eat! i want something but i dont know what please help!

I take it your job doesn't require much initiative. Just a wild guess on my behalf.

Paddy Samurai

Use your initiative for gods sake,no wonder your working on your own at this time of night.
You could eat toenails ,headlice,nose boogers or ear wax if theres nothing else around.
Or if you don't fancy that,you could do a "Bear Grills "in your workplace.Look under pallets,in tampon bins,behind toilet bowls,inside air vents etc.Spiders,slugs.bluebottles.earwigs,horseflys etc.should keep you going till you get home.
Hey!...just a thought....your not working in tescos.............are you?.

anniehoo

BrightEyes wrote: »

Artery-clogging heaven!

Im still thinking about those garlic cheese chips since i posted it earlier...my god ive cleaned the apartment from head to toe trying to get rid of the craving and i cant!:o:o

sam34

anniehoo wrote: »

Im still thinking about those garlic cheese chips since i posted it earlier...my god ive cleaned the apartment from head to toe trying to get rid of the craving and i cant!:o:o

damn now i want some of them too

garlic cheese chips = yummy

Terry

thebigredone wrote: »

take away is lookin like the main option, but which one! i'm so indicisive!! also, cant say i'd be rushing to taste sperm!! although a friend of mine has and he didnt like it very much!!

Firstly, you don't want to leave your workplace. It's a nightmare in Inchicore.
Secondly, any man who says he hasn't tasted his own sperm is a liar.
I've never tasted mine though. I'm impotent.

Magnus wrote: »

Why do only Dubs ask these questions here? I'm still waiting for a day when someone in another Cork/Lim/Waterford asks the same in AH

They're either dumb as **** or are clever enough to know that they will get a larger audience in AH.
Either way, this thread is staying because it stinks of AH now.

Paddy Samurai wrote: »

Use your initiative for gods sake,no wonder your working on your own at this time of night.
You could eat toenails ,headlice,nose boogers or ear wax if theres nothing else around.
Or if you don't fancy that,you could do a "Bear Grills "in your workplace.Look under pallets,in tampon bins,behind toilet bowls,inside air vents etc.Spiders,slugs.bluebottles.earwigs,horseflys etc.should keep you going till you get home.
Hey!...just a thought....your not working in tescos.............are you?.

Book into the nearest hotel?

FlutterinBantam

My suggestion would be to give yourself a very hard shoe up the hole.

The pain will make you forget your hunger.

If you send a taxi to my gaff I'll be only too glad to leave a polished doob hangin' out of your ring.

biko

javaboy wrote: »

There are none so blind as those who will not see:
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055450754

I had a big list but I thought it would make me look sad[der].

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