Sherifu wrote: » Time to move on perhaps? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUvg1KhOEqQ
MoveOn wrote: » Having my heart broken, not just broken, SHATTERED, ripped out, my emotions scattered all over the ground for dogs to p1ss on and drunks to puke on, my heart feeling torn from my chest while still beating to be used as a football, kicking my feelings around for the cruel cruel laughter of whoever was dumping me. And not just once but twice, by two different women. But I'm over it now. Now I'm just an icicle, an island, emotionally unavailable, refusing to allow myself to be sucked into any kind of intimate interaction, trapped like that again, bleakly remaining alone until the end of my days so nobody can ever hurt me again!!! Ha haaaa, no more suffering for ME!
Captain Darling wrote: » I was playing a challenge game in Terryland Park in Galway years ago on a freezing cold night. I intercepted a shot on goal with my todger. I nearly passed out with the pain, when i got up off the ground i had to be pointed towards the line because i didnt know where i was. My poor extremeties were freezing cold which magnified the pain fcuking ten fold! Me langer was black and blue after it. :eek:
starflake wrote: » Having an infected lower mandible with bits of it falling out of my gum into my mouth... I wanted to die!!
Trí wrote: » That story makes me sad.. Look >
Earthhorse wrote: » Or letting down someone you love.
liah wrote: » Unexpected anal sex. Worst. Pain. Ever. Trust me.(Seriously lads, none of us girls actually buy the "wrong hole" story, and if you try to just slip it in nonchalantly, we WILL notice because we will be in an absolute world of pain, so ask first for the love of god!)
Ultimate Chin wrote: » We dont all do it on purpose .Alcohol can cause very bad aim
Dudess wrote: » Am I the only one who thinks it's a bit disturbing that some guys would do that?
liah wrote: » Excuses...
LadyE wrote: » No - me too. But plenty of guys do. Or Ive heard, try to get the girl drunk enough so that they wouldnt protest. Sick fookers.
Zangetsu wrote: » (_)*(_) C===8
gloobag wrote: » When I was about 19/20, after a hard night on cheap cider, I felt the need to go for a poop. What ended up coming out of me was like lava. It burnt my hole so bad and the pain was so excrutiating that it made me puke right there and then while sitting on the bowl. So there I was with the most foul smelling substances in the world squirting out both ends of my body. Not so bad you may think to yourself, but of course this was not occurring in my own fortress of solitude, where I could just clean it all up and swear to myself never to tell a soul of what just happened. I was actually in the ensuite bathroom of some poor girl that I had just picked up the night before, she heard/smelled everything Exiting that bathroom and the moments that followed are chock full of the whorst feelings/emotions I've ever felt. To make things worse, my hole had the consistancy of a chewed orange after it, was sitting on a doughnut cushion for about a week I don't drink cider anymore. And I now have a fear of ensuite bathrooms.
Kold wrote: » Was thinking about this after remembering getting a blow to the nuts a few years ago.
Abigayle wrote: » I cant imagine who would want to do that to you. Who dunnit, and why?