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Have you ever been robbed?

Pighead

Pighead has. They took his bicycle. And it wasn't just any old bicycle. It was the best bicycle out of all the bicycles in the nearby area. It was a British Eagle mountain bike and it had 21 gears and was metallic black with beautiful strokes of silver lightly brushed through various points of the bodywork. It was an absolute work of art and every time Pighead sat on it's saddle he felt like a superhero or sometimes a cowboy.

Everybody in the village used to call Pighead "The Eagle". It was the greatest nickname a young child could ever dare to hope for. Especially considering the fact that the rest of the gang consisted of Fathead, ratface, horse(he had a ridiculously long face) and ET(extra thin).

Anyway one day "The Eagle" was gliding down to the village shop when he seen a donkey in distress in a nearby field. The poor fcuker was caught up in a load of barbed wire and was crying it's little donkey eyes out. Jumped off the bike, laid it down in the ditch and heroically strode across the field and freed the donkey from its torment. The donkey nodded as if to say "Cheers Eagle, nice one buddy"

Walked back to the ditch where the bike had been laid but it was nowhere to be seen. The bike was gone. It had been stolen. Pighead cried and cried and cried some more. Never ever got the bike back. The robbers had stolen not just a great bike but a great nickname as well. The Eagle was dead and was to be replaced by Donkey Lover.

So whats the greatest thing that the robbers have stolen from you?

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Earthhorse

Pighead wrote: »

Non Eagle owners can't even begin to understand the beauty and sheer wonder of those bikes.

It's true. Sometimes, in moments of weakness, I wonder whether the pain of losing it was worth it all. But then I come to and realise that those three weeks spent floating into college were probably the greatest three weeks of my life.

LorraineL

Been robbed loads

:(

Someone stole my Cindy doll when I was 6.:rolleyes:

My wallet was robbed when I was doing exams in college.:o

My car window was smashed and stuff taken out of the car.

Wheelie bin robbed and burnt out in the local park.:mad:

OH's car was robbed. It had been laid up for a while needing work done on it. It wouldn't start so the scumags broke in, pushed it up the road, broke into a Civic and took the battery out of that to put into OH's car. They still couldn't get it started.... dopes. :P

Glad to get out when we did or who knows what was next.

J a m e s

Never had a problem with it before until i went Overseas. Had a few close calls in london and dublin. A family member was robbed of cash in west and and then when parked outside tescos in sligo was surrounded by a gang in her car trying to nick her camera!
Glad to get home I was!

Adiboo

Was held up at knifepoint back when I was 13/14, just a few doors down from my house. Two lads followed me and a friend from the shop. They took a fiver, a litre of milk and a packet of Walkers Prawn Cocktail off us :rolleyes:

Made the front page of the Kerryman newspaper, big photo of my mug on it, and got a wee mention in the Irish Independant too!

For about 3 weeks after, every knacker in Tralee knew me as 'the fella from the paper'.

LeahBaby

My car got broken into a few months ago. Stole my ipod, my bf's ipod, my bro's ipod. My hair straightner, my radio, and my dog's mat for the back seat.

Bastards. Then another time I went swimming in London, came back to lockers and someone had stolen my clothes, my fecking ipod.
They thoughtfully left me one of my brand new converse runners.

Professey Chin

LeahBaby wrote: »

My car got broken into a few months ago. Stole my ipod, my bf's ipod, my bro's ipod. My hair straightner, my radio, and my dog's mat for the back seat.

Bastards. Then another time I went swimming in London, came back to lockers and someone had stolen my clothes, my fecking ipod.
They thoughtfully left me one of my brand new converse runners.

I dont think you should be allowed have an ipod:pac:

LeahBaby

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

I dont think you should be allowed have an ipod:pac:

Just lost my new one. Poxy Nanos

Blazer

just for curiousity why is this stickyed?

Wagon

LeahBaby wrote: »

Just lost my new one. Poxy Nanos

Check if you swallowed it. I sat on mine once and it...well..
just check anyway.

LeahBaby

Wagon wrote: »

Check if you swallowed it. I sat on mine once and it...well..
just check anyway.

Where'd it go?

Huh?

Locamon

J a m e s wrote: »

Never had a problem with it before until i went Overseas. Had a few close calls in london and dublin. !

Does this mean Dublin is overseas for ya??!

Had my mobile pick-pocketed once and a couple of junkies tried to rob me in Dublin city centre one time but managed to push one down and run away like a big chicken...met a couple of gardai and reported it and they took my details and promptly went in a different direction

Professey Chin

LeahBaby wrote: »

Just lost my new one. Poxy Nanos

I rest my case

Professey Chin

Mathew Reilly wrote: »

just for curiousity why is this stickyed?

Thread of the day
Terry started it yesterday with the bus driver piss one.
New stupud thread stickied everyday.
All hail the Terry overlord for this magnificent bounty of threadyness:pac:

LeahBaby

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

I rest my case

Have to make do with a shuffle clipped to my unattended handbag for now:D

LoveDucati2

ZiMZuM wrote: »

My old car was broken into bout 1 1/2 yrs ago and all they took were my seat covers and floor mats,didnt even try to hot wire it or take the radio!!

worst thing was to get into the car they shoved something in the top of the door and bent it away from the car completly,cost of a new door was alot more than a couple of mats and seat covers!!!gits :mad::mad::mad:

I saw a 16 year old fiesta broken into.

banshee_bones wrote: »

Had my mobile stolen a good few years ago, when i was in the gym. Thieves were kids, who got a crisis of consience when the guards got brought in. Yay for sign in sheets in sports facilities!

Two roma gypsies accosted me at the atm machine late one night last summer, covered the screen with a newspaper, hit the 200e button hoping to keep me distracted by continually asking fro change. I grabbed the money and called the guards on their sorry asses. They were arrested and i had to make a statement. and apparantly there were a gang of them picked up that same night.

So two near misses. . . .

Great, garda arrest them, 1 hour later fu*kin gypsy c*nts out robbing and begging again.

Mathew Reilly wrote: »

ah women...would't know a trolley jack if it came up and bit them on the ass.

I bet she got in the car and started it and only checked after the car wouldn't move.

Earthhorse

Mathew Reilly wrote: »

just for curiousity why is this stickyed?

Terry stole Pighead's thread.

Professey Chin

LeahBaby wrote: »

Have to make do with a shuffle clipped to my unattended handbag for now:D

I give it a week;)

trout

Pighead stole my innocence.

Wagon

LeahBaby wrote: »

Where'd it go?

Huh?

Take a wild filthy guess

Professey Chin

Wagon wrote: »

Take a wild filthy guess

Hope you at least had a very bass heavy song playing

$Photo of DonkeyStyle \o/$ DonkeyStyle \o/

Pighead wrote: »

So whats the greatest thing that the robbers have stolen from you?

My faith in humanity.
My sense of personal safety.

Material things can be replaced, but discovering what fúcking scumbag turds walk the earth stays with you.

Pighead

DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote: »

Material things can be replaced.

Not always

Wagon

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Hope you at least had a very bass heavy song playing

Is that so it could cause me to move my bowels so i could **** it out again? Well i didn't think of that and took some laxitives instead. I was too polite to do it in the kitchen so i went to the toilet instead. It died when it hit the water which i had also pissed in in the process

The screen froze on the final song it every played and i watched as Yellow Submarine went under to start a new life in the sewers

seraphimvc

it was a wonderful afternoon.

back from a tiring school day(from 7.30am till 3.30pm)on the bus home.

i was texting me girl friend(ex now).the full 120 characters of every text warms me up and i was cuddling myself on the bus imagine she is beside me at that moment.i hold my phone right beside my heart(literally), waiting for the next love message and fall asleep peacefully.

woke up from a sweet dream after awhile.

GONE!!!!my phone along with my more than 200 of love txt messages!!!

It was a heart broken day.

p/s:if i ever find that son of $£%#@£;* stole my nokia 7210,he and his sons/grandsons/grandgrandsons are all so $£^£#%£&

$Photo of DonkeyStyle \o/$ DonkeyStyle \o/

Pighead wrote: »

Not always

They could replace it with one of those plastic He-Man swords that were popular in the 80's... it wouldn't be a like-for-like replacement, but a replacement none the less.

northwestguy27

My mums home got broken into just before Christmas 2007. The guy was as a high as a Kite, didnt bother stealing anything, but fancied some Tea, Toast & a bowl of my mums crunchy nut cornflakes....then fell asleep on her couch! Mum didnt bother waking him and called the cops, who woke him up and hauled his ass outta there.

Of course he didnt do any time behind bars either, I think its called probation

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Nothing that I can remember... Some of my "friends" when I was younger, have stolen from me.

A house which I rented with 3 other people was broken into, it was great because one of my housemates was a junkey, they stole his car... hehe

I kept all my stuff in my room and locked my room at night...

[Deleted User]

my virginity was robbed many years ago by a hideous looking creature. She violated me and stole my cherry.

jim o doom

Hollywood stole my childhood!!!!! /michael jackson

Tech3

some thug in Corbally robbed an mp3 out of my car 2 years ago. Was a zen but I left my window half open. The lads at work said they didnt rob my car cause noone would rob a golf!!:pac: