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Misheard song lyrics

midlandsmissus

I was just reading about some of the best misinterpretations of song lyrics, and there are some crackers.

Here's one:

The song goes "Might aswell face it, you're addicted to love"

This lad thought it was... "Might aswell face it, you're a d*ck with a glove"

Ever heard the lyrics wrong on a song?

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dr.bollocko

Hold me closer Tony Danza.
Count the headlights on the highway.

Pighead

Whenever Pighead hears that song by Katy Perry that goes "I kissed a girl and I liked it" he hears "I kissed a girl and it got me in the mood for divilment but divilment is more fun with three people and a todger involved so I invited Pighead along too and we all liked it"

MT2

I thought that new song with the chorus being 'I'm a singlette' was in fact
'I'm a cigarette'... Just didn't get it...

buckieburd

That Keane song Crystal Ball I thought for ages they were sing 'Oh Chris de Burgh, Chris De Burgh'

midlandsmissus

Pighead wrote: »

Whenever Pighead hears that song by Katy Perry that goes "I kissed a girl and I liked it" he hears "I kissed a girl and it got me in the mood for divilment but divilment is more fun with three people and a todger involved so I invited Pighead along too and we all liked it"

It always freaks me out when people refer to themselves in the third person. Why pighead, why?

Thomas_S_Hunterson

There's the old Hendrix one: "excuse me while I kiss the sky" misheard as "excuse me while I kiss this guy"

jim o doom

Mine was from "at dawn they sleep" by Slayer & was a misconception I held for so long that I prefer my brains version; correct lyric "They drink blood, At dawn they sleep" & my version (not too far off) "they drink your blood & then they go to sleep" (not very evil sounding is it haha) - I know there are a good few others, but that's all for now..

Pighead

midlandsmissus wrote: »

It always freaks me out when people refer to themselves in the third person. Why pighead, why?

It freaks Pighead out that they continue to give internet access to the backward mud dwellers of the midlands. Why God why?

TPD

I'm certain this thread has been done before, with the same song referenced in the OP.

Latchy

'' I can see clearly now the rain has Lorranie has gone ''

'' Message in a brothel ''

admiralofthefleet

that bastard galway girl song

'cause her eyes are black and her tits are blue'

seanybiker

the queen song. Bohemian rhapsody. Dont know with the real version is but everyone laughs at me when i sing "for the devil did a $hit on me, on me" etc

GiftofGab

There's a word for this, its called a mondegreen. Mondegreen is the misinterpretation of a song lyric. Just thought i should let you know

Kold

I'm your penis, I'm your penis, your desiiiire.

ZiMZuM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ

Actual lyrics are...Master!
Apprentice!
Heartborne, 7th Seeker
Warrior!
Disciple!
In me the Wishmaster

Elbereth
Lorien

A dreamy-eyed child staring into night
On a journey to storyteller`s mind
Whispers a wish speaks with the stars the words are silent in him
Distant sigh from a lonely heart
"I`ll be with you soon, my Shalafi"
Grey Havens my destiny

Master!...

Silvara
Starbreeze

Sla-Mori the one known only by Him
To august realms, the sorcery within
If you hear the call of arcane lore,
Your world shall rest on Earth no more
A maiden elf calling with her cunning song
"Meet me at the Inn of Last Home"
Heartborne will find the way!

Master!...

Wishmaster
Crusade for Your will
A child, dreamfinder
The Apprentice becoming...

Master!...
:pac:

StephenB

I always thought Rhianna's song Disturbia was "Its Dirty Love"

and that song "Beggin, Beggin youuuuuu" i thought he was singin "Daddy, daddy coooool" haha

Latchy

Super scally go ballistic ,my ex is quite atrocious ...

Wacko

Remember that ¨Brim full of asha on the 45¨ song i always thought it was ¨A grill full of rashers on the 45¨...... I was always wondering why someone would be cooking on a bus.

Stephen

A fine collection of mishead lyrics in flash form: http://www.rathergood.com/Table/lyrics/

That stuff has been around for years but its still brilliant

ART6

I think I might have posted this before in a similar thread, and if so apologies, but the variation I remember is that of the Labour Movement song "The Red Flag" that I recall from my days as an apprentice in a Glasgow shipyard: "The working class can kiss my a**e, I got the chargehands job at last"

Latchy

( Matrimony- Gilbert o Sullivan )

'' Trust your son to be old, man,He's knows what is best ''

midlandsmissus

Pighead wrote: »

It freaks Pighead out that they continue to give internet access to the backward mud dwellers of the midlands. Why God why?

Bring it on Pighead, I like a feisty man! I managed to drag my brother JohnJoe out of the fields to hook me up to dial-up. However it didn't work as we have no electricity in the house either, so this entire post is a figment of your imagination.

The Master

latchyco wrote: »

Super scally go ballistic ,my ex is quite atrocious ...

I prefer

Super Cally Partick Thistle , Celtic Are Atrocious.

Used in a sporting headline once too I think

Kold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNLDLyeepVs

Classic. Heh... Poor Smalveh.

midlandsmissus

Wacko wrote: »

Remember that ¨Brim full of asha on the 45¨ song i always thought it was ¨A grill full of rashers on the 45¨...... I was always wondering why someone would be cooking on a bus.

I forgot about that one, I thought it was rashers aswell

Theres another bit in that song that goes 'everyone needs a bosom for a pillow'

I thought it was 'Everyone needs a bosom on his woman'

Dyr

ART6 wrote: »

I think I might have posted this before in a similar thread, and if so apologies, but the variation I remember is that of the Labour Movement song "The Red Flag" that I recall from my days as an apprentice in a Glasgow shipyard: "The working class can kiss my a**e, I got the chargehands job at last"

"..I'll screw the rich and fcuk the poor, make every working girl a hoor"

sang that at a certain w-w-workers p-p-party TD when i were young :pac:

Latchy

The Master wrote: »

I prefer

Super Cally Partick Thistle , Celtic Are Atrocious.

Used in a sporting headline once too I think

I like it

AnonoBoy

The Cars - Good Times Roll

"Let them leave you up in the air,
Let them brush your rock and roll hair"

Ok - I didn't mishear those lyrics. They just really are that f*cking bad. :eek:

kevmy

The Master wrote: »

I prefer

Super Cally Partick Thistle , Celtic Are Atrocious.

Used in a sporting headline once too I think

It was actually Super Cally Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious.

PurpleBerry

Three year old heard the re-release of Party All The Time and took it up kinda wrong. "My girl's on the potty all the time, potty all the time, potty all the tiiime!"

Mine is Billy Jean. I always thought MJ was singing "Billy Jean is not my brother" And I didn't even think it strange that the next line was "She's just a girl who..."

Nerd alert: The official name for a misheard lyric is a mondegreen.