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Need an excuse for not going into work on Friday

amcalester

I didnt go into work on Friday and didnt call either, going in in the morning and will need an excuse.

Any ideas?

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orestes wrote: »

Again, if you aren't comfortable with lying, a few of us could sexually assault you if you like?

FYP.

[Deleted User]

Tell them you were in Portugal looking for Maddie

orestes

Or you could combine both ideas and a few of us could assault your grandmother?

Valmont

amcalester wrote: »

I'm thinking spiked drink and then fell as a result and broke my fone. I even have the broken fone to show for it.

Haha what an elaborate story.

Last week in my workplace a girl came in at 9 and was told she had been rostered for 12 so she went home and at 11.30 rang saying she was sick:D

[Deleted User]

amcalester wrote: »

I'm half was through a 6 month contract so I'm not too worried about HR just want something to tell them to keep them happy for now.

I'm thinking spiked drink and then fell as a result and broke my fone. I even have the broken fone to show for it.

Phone.

And you don't need an excuse... When the boss says "where were you on Friday?" simply reply with "Where were you on friday?" and walk off, tapping your nose with your index finger. He'll get confused and leave you alone.

amcalester

orestes wrote: »

Again, if you aren't comfortable with lying, a few of us could assault you if you like?

Thats very kind of you, but I think I'll pass.

orestes

amcalester wrote: »

Thats very kind of you, but I think I'll pass.

So we have a go on the grandmother assault then?

Helix

say you thought it was saturday for some crazy reason

AlmightyCushion

Just be honest and tell your boss you couldn't be arsed going in to work. He/she may admire your honesty. If they don't just make a complaint to HR that your boss sexually harrassed you. Problem solved.

MizzLolly

I'll abuse you if you want..but it's gona cost you. :cool:

thebman

One of the guys in work (who doesn't work there anymore) came up with this gem.

"My fridge broke at the weekend so I had to use everything in it. I drank a litre of milk and I think it was bad because it had chunks in it. I've been throwing up all morning and won't make it in".

the bolt

boss not on boards you hope:D

ronano

just don't ever go in again

amcalester

ronano wrote: »

just don't ever go in again

thought about it, I really hate the work. If I thought I could get something quickly I'd just quit.

ronano

you took what was an attempt at a humorous responce and turned it serious

this is after hours!

im sorry man

working somewhere you dislike/kills you is the worst,stay out tomorrow and the next day and go to doctor for cert

Professey Chin

MizzLolly wrote: »

I'll abuse you if you want..but it's gona cost you. :cool:

True.She isnt cheap but its worth it

MagicMarker

Tell them that you didn't have the balls to ring in sick and your mother wasn't around to do it for you.

donmaga1

You could use the same excuse Chris Rock said in a live DVD. "MY AIDS WAS ACTING UP"

gino85

tell them you were suffering from ''man'' problems

kittensoft1984

marcsignal wrote: »

just go in with your hands up and say you were on the piss on thursday night and didn't wake uptil 5 the next day. if you have a reasonable boss they'll appreciate your honesty. worst they can say is 'don't do it again'

Or they will sack you!

ronnie3585

Tell your boss you were viciously raped by ninjas. As they are ninjas have a tendency to work the face your boss should understand that you were unable to speak and therefore make a phone call.

j1smithy

gino85 wrote: »

chronic diarrhea, tell them you were to embarresed to call in

Chronic means long term, I hate when people misuse that word:mad:

4zn76tysfajdxp

j1smithy wrote: »

Chronic means long term, I hate when people misuse that word:mad:

Is it a chronic irritation?

sunshinegirl

say you took sleeping tablets by accident,you thought you took pain killer, and next thing you woke up on friday night.

ejmaztec

If anybody needs any blank P45s, I've got loads.

jaffa20

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

With so many people losing their jobs, I would suggest you be a little more responsible,and stop acting the prick

I suggest you stop shouting abuse! The OP didn't even explain why he was out of work. People are losing their jobs but it doesn't mean people have to judge those who still have jobs.

deleriumtremens

O.P if I could have my way, I'd have you shot.

ronano

defo

hangin' is too good for his sort,too good

nkay1985

It's definitely got to be the old "I sent [insert appropriate person here] an email over a month ago booking that day off. Did they not get it?" Blame IT for the problem. If it's brought to IT's attention they won't give a sh*t so it won't go any further. Job done.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Hmm... tough one, why didn't you go in? Why didn't you ring on friday and just say you were sick? I don't know wtf you would say in the morning.