tribulus wrote: » Murder, they're technically still dumped right?
ottostreet wrote: » met up with someone once who...didnt appeal to me, shall we say. so i pretended to receive a phone call from my dad saying my mother had had a heart attack and to come home immediately. a friend of mine was in dublin as well, since we were on one of our excursions to abbey discs. we pretended to make loads of phone calls organising a lift home, saw her onto a train home, all the time "getting phone calls updating her condition", and then we went shopping. only been dumped once. wasnt a good one. it was on her birthday and she waited til the end of the night and she got all her presents and after i was good and drunk. dumped me then, when i was too drunk to drive home, and had to stay in her flat. a great night!
Ultimate Chin wrote: » Got dumped by text message before while dyin sick.Hadnt eaten or drank anything in a couple days & was pretty out of it & delerious.That was the mon or tues i think. Was much better by friday, got a text from her sayin she made a stupid mistake and was really missing me.I didnt have a clue what was goin on. Oh and yes I took her back since in my mind we never broke up:o
seanybiker wrote: » Was in the pub with me x and a few of the lads. Night was finished so me x brought one of the lads home in her car,50 foot (seriously) away from the pub ha ha. I waved goodbye to the rest and walked up to get me lift off her. Seen the two of em in the car mugging the face off each other. I accidentally bumped into the car(been drunk and all)he hopped outta car and ran into house. I got a lift home off her and we both went into me house. Me mother was sitting there and asked us did we have a good night. We both said yeah then I said I seen her go off with baldy in the car. She said i must have been drunk and only thought I seen it. Told her all I wanted was a lift home, now fook off outta me house ya stupid slapper, and oh by the way I did ride (insert name) a while back and it was good. Mother tried to calm me down I said jaysus I'm grand just get her to fook off cos I'm off to check me emails. Was funny seen the face on her he he. After 7 and a half years all i wanted was a lift home he he.
ClioV6 wrote: » to the first one..you're a cruel cruel man. to the second one..well I thought it was a savage night :P
Ta Anna ar boyfriend nua, ta tu dumped
Irishcrx wrote: » Was going out with a girl for a while, she wouldn't put out at all and then she broke her foot and all I heard all week was "Ouch my foot this and that" being young and unable for such aggravation and nonsence in my ears, plus with the foot out no chance of getting laid I decided a dumping was needed. So rather than tell her I took the train home after band practise leaving her their with the lads but had put 4 banners up in the room saying in order of each "You - Got - Dumped - Bitch". Thought it was pretty funny at the time.... Later that night she shagged my mate.
homerun_homer wrote: » "Dear (insert name), Welscome to Dumpsville. Population... You". Classic. I've not used it.
Saint_Mel wrote: » Being Dumped: 2. In college, I was going out with a girl on and off for a few months. She then declared that she wasnt really ready for a long term relationship so she broke up with me.The following week she moved in with another bloke, who I knew, that she had apparently been seeing behind my back. Got preggers soon after and dropped out of college, and the father done a legger. She ended up working flippin burgers for a while. Couldnt resist putting the grudge boot in when drunk and often seen her working away while I was on the lash, I'd drop in and ask her did she think it was odd that her life turned to shít after she dumped me.
