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Pirates Life For Me

Overheal

Im going to Magic Kingdom tomorrow because my brother scored free tickets. We have this niggling problem that they dont serve alcohol in MK (the only park that doesnt - apparently epcot is loaded with lunchtime staggerers). So youre sitting there, on the pirate ride, watching them get absolutely plastered on rum, and its just. not. fair.

Whats the best way to smuggle alcohol into the park? Arr.

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Terry

In your wooden leg, Mills.

BoB_BoT

already in your belly

feylya

Never figured you as old enough to drink

Hank Scorpio

in a plastic bottle

Ruu_Old

Bah, Medieval Times is wheres it at! Wenches for all! \o/

Riamfada

Just openly walk in with a bottle of vodka and if Micky gives you any lip stitch him a loaf northside style.

BaconZombie

Beer Belly for the males and a Wine Rack for the females.

Senna

Right, you get loads of bowling balls, hollow out the insides and fill them with alcohol, then install an elaborate series of pipes and tracks that lead from your house to the place you want to drink. Simple really.

gerky

Get a blow up doll, fill with grog, dress it up and walk it in as your gf.
Unfortunately by the time your coming home it'll be looking a bit floppy and saggy so then you just pretend its your dear old granny.

Problem solved.

Peared

I had to google magic kingdom.

Since when is it not Disneyland/world whatever?

Crackerspray

Tight boxers hold a naggin firmly against your crotch! (watch out for ball pinch:mad:)

gerky

Wow, karoma's quick, ninja edit ftw:pac:

Overheal

Peared wrote: »

I had to google magic kingdom.

Since when is it not Disneyland/world whatever?

Since Epcot was launched, in 1982, and MGM Studio's (Recently renamed Disney's Hollywood Studios) launch in 1989.

Also since 1994 its been called Magic Kingdom. The wiki page covers the confusion.

Peared

Overheal wrote: »

Since Epcot was launched, in 1982, and MGM Studio's (Recently renamed Disney's Hollywood Studios) launch in 1989.

lolsers, am behind the times so. Have never in my life heard of this 'magic kingdom' before now.

Overheal

Meh. The French have a better space mountain anyway.

m83

Who needs magic mountains with all those sexy children walking around?

/pedobear

Aisling(",)

just bring it in a bag.they dont check

m83

Aisling(",) wrote: »

just bring it in a bag.they dont check

are we still talking about sexy children? Shame on you girl!

S.I.R

Overheal wrote: »

Im going to Magic Kingdom tomorrow because my brother scored free tickets. We have this niggling problem that they dont serve alcohol in MK (the only park that doesnt - apparently epcot is loaded with lunchtime staggerers). So youre sitting there, on the pirate ride, watching them get absolutely plastered on rum, and its just. not. fair.

Whats the best way to smuggle alcohol into the park? Arr.

vodka in a ballygowan bottle and buy yer coke in their ?? :cool:

challengemaster

Ballygowan bottle...in America? They might just suspect something

The_B_Man

Get a friend with a helicopter. Once ur inside the park, get him to drop a hose down from the helicopter. Then get him to pour ur booze of choice down the hose directly into ur mouth. When ur not drinking/security walking passed, simply raise the hose until ur ready for another drink. Simple!

If you, for some reason, have no access to a helicopter, a similar, yet reverse concept is possible with underground trained moles.

ironictoaster

Aisling(",) wrote: »

just bring it in a bag.they dont check

They checked my bag when I went, this is the one in Florida though.

MarkR

Or you can use money to buy beer in the bars / restraunts in the park.

Linky

My friends got very drunk there.