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Worst thing you've said/done/posted when drunk.

davyjose

We've all done it. I've embarrassed myself on numerous occasions, just had a ban lifted on PI yesterday for embarrassing, drunken posting. So what's the worst thing you've said or done or posted while drunk?

Personally, I once phoned my mate at 3am, after a row, to tell him he was a w4nker, only - regrettably - his dad answered, but I didn't realse that until about 30 seconds into my rant. The fact that he only lived across the street, and had known me since forever, didn't help.

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Sangre

taking a piss against the bar while trying to get a drink in leggs is probably the worst thing I'ver ever done.

done a lot of funny/stupid things while under the influence, thats probably the only one thats scumbaggish.

dSTAR

Firetrap wrote: »

Interesting ones...

The kinda clubs where you see monkeys with bow ties and top hats smoking cigars and dwarfs in leathers dancing in cages?

I am familiar with this type of establishment

Firetrap

dSTAR wrote: »

Damn you just about ruined my fantasy.

What kinds of clubs do you frequent as a matter of interest?

Interesting ones.

The lad in the wheelchair was in an ordinary nightclub though. The Venue in Kilkenny.

dSTAR

giggsy664 wrote: »

You seem to be forgetting a slight barrier there.

I'm 13

I began my drinking career much earlier. Get it down your neck son.

giggsy664

dSTAR wrote: »

Good recall.

*Hands a beer*

You seem to be forgetting a slight barrier there.

I'm 13

giggsy664

Oswald Osbourne wrote: »

Your not much of a poet, are you?

Really. Is it.

Aha. I got it.

Its coward..

dSTAR

giggsy664 wrote: »

At the chicky babes?

Good recall.

*Hands a beer*

giggsy664

dSTAR wrote: »

My whole life is a litany of drunken fuckups.

Where to start?

At the chicky babes?

Oswald Osbourne

called someone "an absolute C word". i hate the word so much i won't even type it but it rhymes with punt.

giggsy664 wrote: »

Is it clitoris?

Your not much of a poet, are you?

Oswald Osbourne

Firetrap wrote: »

I did once see a guy in a wheelchair in a nightclub who had a woman in his lap.

Jammy bastard. I wish I was in a wheelchair!

giggsy664

Creamy Goodness wrote: »

called someone "an absolute C word". i hate the word so much i won't even type it but it rhymes with punt.

Is it clitoris?

dSTAR

Firetrap wrote: »

I suppose I should have pointed out that he wasn't in a wheelchair. He just looked kinda like Andy.

I did once see a guy in a wheelchair in a nightclub who had a woman in his lap.

Damn you just about ruined my fantasy.

What kinds of clubs do you frequent as a matter of interest?

Firetrap

I suppose I should have pointed out that he wasn't in a wheelchair. He just looked kinda like Andy.

I did once see a guy in a wheelchair in a nightclub who had a woman in his lap.

dSTAR

Firetrap wrote: »

I wrote rubbish in the frost on someone's car using my fingers. It probably wasn't even spelled properly.

Wheelchair wins.

There are sites out there for people with wheelchair fetishes.

Oswald Osbourne

yep

Firetrap

Did you get another job?

Oswald Osbourne

On the last day of some mickey mouse 9-5 office job I had I went for a quick 3 hour liquid lunch consisting of double-whiskeys all the way to celebrate the end of the job. I came back to my desk around 3pm fairly pisshed. Then to my dismay I remembered I hadn't got my reference yet! So I went into the bosses office and asked him for a reference. He said he'd write it up and post it to my home address. I can't remember how clear my request was but I do remember walking into the doorframe on the way out of his office so it couldn't have been that eloquent.

8 years on and I'm still waiting for the reference! Kids always ask for the ref a few days before you quit! That way you can enjoy your final-Friday liquid-lunch without reproach :eek:

Firetrap

:eek:

Erm...thankfully not.

Also when I was drunk, I was walking through a public car park on a frosty night. I wrote rubbish in the frost on someone's car using my fingers. It probably wasn't even spelled properly.

dSTAR

Firetrap wrote: »

Snogged a guy who looked like Andy from Little Britain. Yes, the guy in the wheelchair

Did he take you for a spin in his hot wheels?

MizzLolly

I think we're all guilty of drunk texting the ex's!! *snarl* grrr..

But I wrote about my first 'Wii Experience' here before. Where I was really drunk and disorientated. I put my cousin's pyjamas on (backways) and tried to play the Nintendo Wii. It was that bowling game. I was hitting the tv with the controller trying to knock the pins down

I got fed up and said I was going to bed, opened the front door and fell asleep on the step...

Hehehe..

Another time, I was taking a sip but I forget to open my mouth and it spilled all over me... :rolleyes::o

Toto Wolfcastle

I do the usual ringing and texting people when drunk thing, but it's never anything majorly regrettable.

It's when I'm only after a couple of drinks and I get brave that the trouble starts. I decided to tell someone the truth at the weekend after a couple of drinks and although what I said was nice, I wish to God that I could take it back! In the message I said I was drunk, which could have given me a get out of jail free card, but then I admitted I wasn't actually drunk.

Stupid other person making me feel like a fool.

Stupid bravery plus ability to still use brain and text is bad.

Firetrap

Snogged a guy who looked like Andy from Little Britain. Yes, the guy in the wheelchair

Steve

Jazzy wrote: »

its a casino there, one of the big ones. its across from the MGM Garand towards the lower end of the strip. decent theme park there too

Manhattan express rocks as well, did you do it?
I did it pissed one morning and it sobered me up and blew off the hangover in one go!

zonEEE

going into a nightclub after the pub

Bouncer : have id?

me : no sorry forgot it

Bouncer: how old are you

me : 17

me: aw ****e i mean...

Jazzy

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

You what?

its a casino there, one of the big ones. its across from the MGM Garand towards the lower end of the strip. decent theme park there too

SoWatchaWant

Jazzy wrote: »

when i was in vegas i got pretty f**ked up one night in new york new york..

You what?

Jazzy

i have many but a choice pick is the following:

when i was in vegas i got pretty f**ked up one night in new york new york.. i lost everybody i was with and wandered off on my todd. i then saw someone working for the neighbouring casino, excalibur, bringing in a load of these giant cakes (id say 3 foot by 2) and they were all fancy and stuff. so me being drunk and helpful decided to help this guy for some reason. so i started taking one of the big cakes too and of course i completely over estimated the weight of the cake and it fell flat on its face splattering everywhere. so then i proceded to dance around in the cake and started kicking it everywhere and doing an impression of the fat fighters one from little britain going "i just love a bit of cake". cake is a slippy substance so i kept falling on and into the cake so i was pretty much covered head to foot in fancy cake. ppl where just looking at wat was going on with very confused expressions on their faces.
i then went back to the apartment and jumped on top of my mate who was in bed still chanting "i just love cake me". my mate didnt know wat the hell was going on and just threw me off. i fell asleep on the couch and when i woke up i looked across the room at my cake covered shorts thinking "emm? wat?"

dSTAR

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

...driving with the top off in my boatmate's vet on Balboa Peninsula on a sunny day we encountered a couple blokes [and] gave them the one index finger salute before scratching off, leaving them in the dust.:pac:

Hey G girl likin' your style ...

Get yourself down here and we can take a boat ride in the bay from Mornington Peninsula. But we might just hold off on giving some blokes the bird and get drunk and freaky instead!

Howzat sound?

pfishfood

Christmas party started doing shots then started dancing topless with female boss. Dirty dancing with someone i shouldn't have (her husband was not pleased and shouted something in polish that i didnt understand). Got lost in the hotel. nearly fell out of the taxi (while it was still moving) fell out of the taxi when i got home, ended up with concussion. Fell into a ditch of bryars. Woke up the next day and had to go into work with blanks in my memory. Was filled in throughout my shift now thats mortifying. Thats the brief version of events.:eek:

likely_lass

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