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Airsoft Doesn't Sleep (Off-topic MADNESS!!) Mod warning in post #1

Gatling

its getting worse in here posts at 4:00am ,now thats what you call decicated sports persons,
right who's making the tea

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kalkor

apparently he plays in a blues band too now aint that amazin?

private.G

Get your other half a gift for next Valentine's Day.

NakedDex

kalkor wrote: »

apparently he plays in a blues band too now aint that amazin?

He also cooks...

Masada

He's Just the cook....

Mr Benevolent

Do any women play airsoft, anywhere? Wouldn't that be strange?

If my gf played she'd have emptied a copuple of mags into me a long time ago. That's why I'm not letting her near any potential projectile

Masada

Yeah ive met a few of the girls on the gaming field, my own missus included.,. why would it be strange?

Turncoat

Confab wrote: »

Do any women play airsoft, anywhere? Wouldn't that be strange?

If my gf played she'd have emptied a copuple of mags into me a long time ago. That's why I'm not letting her near any potential projectile

You should talk to Jill Vallentine. The girl works at a game store and has a thing for airsoft guns. Deadly combination if you ask me

Masada

She was also a reservist, I believe.,

Theres an all girl airsoft team up in dundalk actually.,

Turncoat

vtec wrote: »

She was also a reservist, I believe.,

Theres an all girl airsoft team up in dundalk actually.,

Please don't use big words:D, I get an inferiority complex as it is after reading any posts by NakedDex and you aren't suppose to have a great vocabulary and uber knowledge of AEG's . BTW whar does a reservist mean?

Tommyboy71

My little sis played, has her own MP5K and is itching to get back out.

Mr Benevolent

I stand corrected!

The reason I find it strange it because I'd have to fight like hell to override my 'be-nice-to-women' instincts. Besides, I can imagine them being much better at it then us.

Captain Chaos

Sharad wrote: »

Please don't use big words:D, I get an inferiority complex as it is after reading any posts by NakedDex and you aren't suppose to have a great vocabulary and uber knowledge of AEG's . BTW whar does a reservist mean?

FCA or the Reserve Defence Force as they are known now.

Masada

Sharad wrote: »

Please don't use big words:D, I get an inferiority complex as it is after reading any posts by NakedDex and you aren't suppose to have a great vocabulary and uber knowledge of AEG's . BTW whar does a reservist mean?

The reserves are the RDF, or "Reserve Defence Forces".,

Masada

Sharad wrote: »

and you aren't suppose to have a great vocabulary and uber knowledge of AEG's .

Hey! who ever said i doesnt haz eh proper voncabulry?
i is proper leets!

Tommyboy71

Yes he have a funny say of waying things. Its a bad fate of astairs when je get picked on just 'cos you speak like wot he does.

Turncoat

Russell Peters on the English people

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bfVSs76Za0

If you don't watch his shows. You will now

G3-Nut

Captain Chaos wrote: »

FCA or the Reserve Defence Force as they are known now.

the reserve defence forces haha reminds me of a story...sarge says dismissed to the recruits, one recruit stands to attention before walking away, while the rest just walk off, a clear indicator of a previously being in the fca, a corparal asks him, ''were you in the fca?'' recruit erplies, ''no sir'', corparal says ''you were! ya just stood to attention and turned instead of just walkin away normally! ya were in it werent you?'' recruit replies '' no sir, i was in the RDF!'' he thought about his stupidity while on yard duty for the day...

jill_valentine

Confab wrote: »

I stand corrected! The reason I find it strange it because I'd have to fight like hell to override my 'be-nice-to-women' instincts.

Handy to know.

vtec wrote: »

She was also a reservist, I believe.,

You can leave the RDF, man. But the RDF... never leaves you...

[Thousand Yard Stare...]

Fun fact: Americans think you're a terrorist when you talk about the RDF. Try it yourself!*

*Do not try this.

Stercus Accidit

rufl!

NakedDex

That's actually true, about never quite leaving. They're rather tenacious. They came back to my place looking for my uniform with a bus load of new recruits because I hadn't been to parade for a couple of weeks. At the time they came over, I wasn't there because I was on manoeuvres in the Glen.

Army intelligence is an oxymoron.

OzCam

Erika Eleniak's perfect, pert, peachy ass is a better actor than Steven Segal.

Thank you, RTE.

Masada

HAHA., so i wasnt the only one watching under seige last night then.,

secretly you all know you are segal fans.,

NakedDex

Today was hilarious, I think everyone was watching that last night. There was lads in work doing hand-in-the-air battery changes with the screw guns and threatening each other with the air driven rivet guns using woeful one liners.

CrazyRabbit

And now for something completely random and wierd.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dPlkFPowCc

G3-Nut

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

And now for something completely random and wierd.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dPlkFPowCc

Why did i laugh so hard at that lolz

Shiva

http://tinyurl.com/5qcurn

The Master

Shiva wrote: »

http://tinyurl.com/5qcurn

Awesome just pure awesome
/b/ would be so proud

G3-Nut

Woop my IAA card just came:D

Turncoat

Originally posted in the humour forum

Good: You’re pregnant. Bad: It’s triplets. Ugly: Your husband had a vasectomy five years ago.

Good: Your husband is not talking to you. Bad: He wants a divorce. Ugly: He’s a lawyer.

Good: Your son is finally maturing. Bad: He’s involved with the woman next door. Ugly: So are you.

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room. Bad: You find several pornographic movies hidden there. Ugly: You’re in them.

Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad: He’s a cross-dresser. Ugly: He looks better than you.

Good: You give "the birds and the bees" talk to your 14-year-old daughter. Bad: She keeps interrupting. Ugly: With corrections.

Good: Your daughter got a new job. Bad: As a hooker. Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients. Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do!

hoplite

I just need to say "I'm in love with the Terminator!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmqhVCXSKCQ

Now I can move on ......