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the wiriting on the wall

el_tiddlero

so the best one of these i've heard of lately is in donaghmede somewhere, it goes:

"Jonzer is a Rat" in big black writing, but then underneath is written: "Say that to my face"

gas altogether.. anyone else seen any good 'uns?

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Chong

el_tiddlero wrote: »

so the best one of these i've heard of lately is in donaghmede somewhere, it goes:

"Jonzer is a Rat" in big black writing, but then underneath is written: "Say that to my face"

gas altogether.. anyone else seen any good 'uns?

"Wiriting is on the Wall"

el_tiddlero

Cruijff wrote: »

"Wiriting is on the Wall"

irony? or for realsies?

there was one at bayside train station years and years ago that said "Grafitti is Silly" in 4ft high letters - that was pretty good too.

Danbo!

"Gizmo is a count"

el_tiddlero

noblestee wrote: »

"Gizmo is a count"

that's genius.. Gizmo is right count so it's totally true too..

another of my favourites is "Joy O'Riardan has a bucket fanny" - that's in harmonstown

Sofaspud

Somewhere in Sutton there's one of those "artistic" tags, big colourful illegible letters, shading, weirdly symbolic looking.

Under it, someone with a can of white spray paint wrote "is gay"

chin_grin

el_tiddlero wrote: »

irony? or for realsies?

there was one at bayside train station years and years ago that said "Grafitti is Silly" in 4ft high letters - that was pretty good too.

<Approaches group of lads talking and laughing>

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that's sooooooooooo funny!

<gets odd looks, walks off>

Nope don't think that was "for realsies". I think it was relating to the title of this thread.....just a guess.

arybvtcw0eolkf

el_tiddlero wrote: »

so the best one of these i've heard of lately is in donaghmede somewhere, it goes:

"Jonzer is a Rat" in big black writing, but then underneath is written: "Say that to my face"

gas altogether.. anyone else seen any good 'uns?

Down in Oliver Bond flats (Dublin) there's 'PEGGY IS A SLUT', its been there over twenty years and I often wonder where Peggy is now, and do her grandchildren see it!..

ShooterSF

Where I used to work there was a wall full of in-jokes and abuse about each other and one that just said "Funny comment"

biko

"Hell is not hot, it's cold!"
Northern Swedish Mountain Battalion.

Terry

In the jacks on my first real job someone wrote "the <company name> tea boy is a queer.
This upset the 16 year old me.

el_tiddlero

chin_grin wrote: »

<Approaches group of lads talking and laughing>

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that's sooooooooooo funny!

<gets odd looks, walks off>

Nope don't think that was "for realsies". I think it was relating to the title of this thread.....just a guess.

i don't get it.

el_tiddlero

Terry wrote: »

In the jacks on my first real job someone wrote "the <company name> tea boy is a queer.
This upset the 16 year old me.

ah yeah, toilets are great for it, in the practice rooms we use in town someone wrote "The Hold Steady" on the toilet wall. Someone else then inserted the words "my" and "cock" into the name - makes me laugh everytime i pee - i'll know i'm old when that's the other way around.

Vegeta

When we were younger one of my older brother's friends found a can of that yellow spray paint that road builders use.

He went up to the wall of a shed and said "What will I write lads?" He decided on Prodigy in honour of the band.

P........O........R....... SH!T

He ended up writing Porridge. We fell around the place laughing, everytime I used to walk past it I would have a little laugh to myself.

Saint_Mel

There used to be a bit of grafitti on the wall beside the train station in Athlone that declared "BRITS OUT" ... someone then amended it to "BRATS OUT"

el_tiddlero

ah that one just made me think of a time when one of our mates was trying to write REDRUM on the ceiling of another guy's garage - whatever he did he ended up writing RED RAM... we must have spent the next six months shouting MARDER at him..

i71jskz5xu42pb

This appeared on the wall of the room one evening.

Mene mene tekel upharsin

No one could make any sense of it except Danny, to be honest I think he wrote it himself while the rest of us were pished. Smartarse.

Noopti

Mairt wrote: »

Down in Oliver Bond flats (Dublin) there's 'PEGGY IS A SLUT', its been there over twenty years and I often wonder where Peggy is now, and do her grandchildren see it!..

lol...that's gas. Like a window back in time, when "Peggy" was a more common name.

i71jskz5xu42pb

There's the famous grammar one

"Nıgger's Out"

underneath which was written

"but he'll be back in 5 minutes"

caridee2

Friend of mine saw "Poles out" written on a toilet wall; underneath it someone had put "but leave your women here"

stovelid

Read once that there was a graffito in Belfast that said No Pope Here. Somebody was supposed to have written something like Lucky Old Pope, under it.

In Tallaght, beside our bus-stop, there was just one word: BULMERS on the fence, in tippex. Was there for years.

el_tiddlero

yeah i love the ones where people add things in, they're always gas.
there's one in Clontarf that goes:
"Clontarf station Gardai are scum for taking Micko's beer.."

and underneath is added:

"And Steo's beer."

i_love_toast

in a posh part of town think blackrock or something on a wall someone wrote"THUG LIFE"

yea roish!

beerbaron

There was a good one scrawled on a table in school years ago:

"Cathy
-loves-
Squid" - Squid being some bloke she fancied.

This was promptly changed to

"Cathy
loves
taking it up the hole - Squid"

which was then changed to:

"Cathy
loves
taking it up the hole, or in her hairy squidge"

ah, to be 15 again...

seamus

Some classy pub in town years ago, someone had drawn the outline of their hands on the wall behind the toilet with, "Place hands here to piss". Soon enough, two more were added: the first was a hand on either side of the toilet with "Place hands here to ****", and the second was just a oval shape on the back of the seat with, "Place head here to puke".

I'm sure they came in very handy over time...

mcauley

i_love_toast wrote: »

in a posh part of town think blackrock or something on a wall someone wrote"THUG LIFE"

yea roish!

gerky

Was regularly using the same toilets a good while back and saw this gem,

Started as,

J
BANGED
Emma

A while later it was,

Jesus
BANGED
Emma

Then it was,

Jesus
BANGED
MEmma

And last time I was there it was,

Jesus could've done better.

It made me laugh anyway.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Here I sit with cheeks a-flexin'
About to give berith to a baby Texan...

Wagon

On the toilets in school: Wagon is a magician.

IronMan

On a wall near Tara Street Station:

"Free Dessie O'Hare",

and underneath it:

"with every box of Kelloggs Rice Crispies"

Prof.Badass

An arrow pointing to a crudely drawn vagina with these words attatched;

"Harney's gee (you know you want it)!"