pierrot wrote: » How many sexual partners do you think your parents had before they got together?:eek:
Kold wrote: » Dad 0, Mum 25,684.
monkeyfudge wrote: » Actually there are currently 187,961 members of boards.
Kold wrote: » Boards aint going 30 years though. Mum stopped counting after her bedpost vapourised anyway.
quirke_folder wrote: » None. Immaculate conception or possibly stork. There is no other way because my parents dont do that thing. :eek:
monkeyfudge wrote: » Microwave and Time Machines forum, my friend.
Kold wrote: » Holy sh*t I just broke out with sores all over my body... My penis is oozing slurry!