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Strangest thing that happened at a session!

shoelaceface

I was reading another thread about the 'guitar players' at sessions and remembered a session i was at. Everyone was drunk, happy as larry talking to each other and then like every session a sing song usually starts! Fair enough... However, after the first song.. a man decides to tell a poem... in a weird voice with actions etc. He was being serious too...

The session ended pretty soon after that hahahahaha and it was going so well up to then...

anything ever happen you that left you thinking wtf?

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[Deleted User]

No alcohol!:(

phasers

I was at a party once, a fairly low key house party, and at the end we all just sat around, having a smoke. It was only then that we realised that there was some guy nobody knew at the party, he'd been upstairs robbing stuff!

RxQueen

What did you expect the place was full of hippies!!:D

shoelaceface

Deleted User wrote: »

No alcohol!:(

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!

shoelaceface

emo!! wrote: »

What did you expect the place was full of hippies!!:D

as if you were invited

[Deleted User]

shoelaceface wrote: »

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!

Twas in Easthampton,it was actually a 20th birthday party but we thought it would be like Ireland,underage drinking but alas it was like the prohibition was still in effect in the house.We checked the cupboards and no sign of alcohol.

So we ditched the party and got drunk in Sag Harbour!:)

[Deleted User]

Mmmm, strangest would have to be when a few lads tried to burn all their hair around their ''special'' areas with a lighter. I was in shock lol

RxQueen

shoelaceface wrote: »

as if you were invited

I was, i just didnt go!

shoelaceface

Deleted User wrote: »

Mmmm, strangest would have to be when a few lads tried to burn all their hair around their ''special'' areas with a lighter. I was in shock lol

you just reminded me of the group of fellas that sat in a circle lighting their farts to see who could get the biggest flame!!

i go to weird sessions

Bitz n Pieces

I was at a session one night, having a right laugh, twas starting to get bright out, a few people in the room were asleep at this stage. Anyway, one of the boys who was asleep, suddenly stood up, (still asleep), whipped out his Mister, and proceeded to piss all over the carpet in the middle of the sitting room, in front of everyone!!! Needless to say anything in his path was quickly removed (including my handbag, grr) while all of us sat there in disbelief, and in fits of laughing!! He then just sat down again and started snoring!!

Delirium

Brother + a couple of friends were invited back to a house party. When they arrived they were ushered into the living for tea and sandwiches laid on by the mother of the house. The parents of person who lived there said 'no loud music and no drink'.:eek:

boogle

Was at a party in college when one of the lads (hammered out of his brain) made everyone sit down on the floor for a game of spin the bottle. He spun first and it landed on one of his guy friends. They all cluckled but the guy said "Come on, if it lands on ya you have to kiss me!" being serious. Everyone jumped up and dispersed fairly quickly. The poor lad got a bit of a rep after that.

RxQueen

koth wrote: »

Brother + a couple of friends were invited back to a house party. When they arrived they were ushered into the living for tea and sandwiches laid on by the mother of the house. The parents of person who lived there said 'no loud music and no drink'.:eek:

did you meet them at bible camp??:P

kaimera

Deleted User wrote: »

Mmmm, strangest would have to be when a few lads tried to burn all their hair around their ''special'' areas with a lighter. I was in shock lol

Why am I not surprised... :P :pac:

Will

Went to a party, the host invited this girl he knew from a long while ago, who in turn invited her scumbag boyfriend. At about 4am one of the girls realised her purse was missing. Everyone was searched, and the scumbag wouldnt empty his pockets.

Everyone was gonna beat the sh!t out of the guy, me being relatively sober and the ever present peace maker took the guy aside, told him to give me the stuff he stole and promised him he wouldnt be touched.

This went on for about half an hour, everyone was getting real tetchy and he was getting very agressive with me. Next thing the guy is on the ground and I'm being held back by a few of the lads. Seemingly it made everyone break themselves laughing because i be a docile young man.

At christmas one lad got hammered, stripped and put a santa hat on his d!ck, pranced around and posed for photos.

gaz wac

My mate woke up in Fairview Park and noticed that his jeans had been robbed....and they replaced them with a pair of old tracksuits

pickarooney

Everyone wore white and spoke in Luxembourgish.

Zangetsu

I remember a few months back we were out in town ravin away, anyway closing time came along we all left and someone gave us directions back to some party. We show up at the door and the guy that answered looked really freaked out (there was about 15 of us), we told him we friends of 'x' and he just shrugged and let us in.

Anyways few hours later we were all in a fierce state and the guy that answered the door came up to us and asked "so who are you's anyway?" We told him we were given directions back to this party...

He laughed and told us that the place we were looking for was on the next street. He hadn't a clue who any of us were and just let us in anyway. Wierd night :pac:

Wez

The weirdest thing I've ever seen was a friend (of a friend) deciding to strip off completely, followed by squatting and general stretching doing his best to give us all a glance down his exhaust! He kept going by shoving a toothbrush up there too!!

What could we do like, nobody wanted to go near him, so we let him go on for nearly an hour!! Funniest thought was the fact that he's a (fairly succesful) actor!

Some funny stuff posted already, that random "slee - peeing" (geddit?

) is hilarious!

kmick

Wez wrote: »

What could we do like, nobody wanted to go near him, so we let him go on for nearly an hour!! Funniest thought was the fact that he's a (fairly succesful) actor!

Any hints on who this a-lister (geddit?) is?

gaz wac

Wez wrote: »

What could we do like, nobody wanted to go near him, so we let him go on for nearly an hour!! Funniest thought was the fact that he's a (fairly succesful) actor!
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pix or it didnt happen

Adyx

Was at a session once with little in the way of alcohol left so we were drinking Galliano mixed with whatever (ie. lucozade, water, yogurt etc). We decided around 8am to go to one of the lads' house - he had skins or something. So off we went through Waterford city center in the horrors at 8 in the morning with one of the lads wearing a tea-towel on his head and carrying a pink pig-shaped sandwich toaster named Percy.

Hmm, I think I was set on fire at this session too, was a while ago so don't remember for sure.

shoelaceface

Adyx wrote: »

Was at a session once with little in the way of alcohol left so we were drinking Galliano mixed with whatever (ie. lucozade, water, yogurt etc). We decided around 8am to go to one of the lads' house - he had skins or something. So off we went through Waterford city center in the horrors at 8 in the morning with one of the lads wearing a tea-towel on his head and carrying a pink pig-shaped sandwich toaster named Percy.

Hmm, I think I was set on fire at this session too, was a while ago so don't remember for sure.

:eek:

RxQueen

Adyx wrote: »

Was at a session once with little in the way of alcohol left so we were drinking Galliano mixed with whatever (ie. lucozade, water, yogurt etc). We decided around 8am to go to one of the lads' house - he had skins or something. So off we went through Waterford city center in the horrors at 8 in the morning with one of the lads wearing a tea-towel on his head and carrying a pink pig-shaped sandwich toaster named Percy.

Hmm, I think I was set on fire at this session too, was a while ago so don't remember for sure.

You can't remember if you were set on fire:eek: haha waterford session always the best for strange things to happen eh!

Turd Ferguson

I once fell asleep at a session and when I woke up I had no head.

Adyx

emo!! wrote: »

You can't remember if you were set on fire:eek: haha waterford session always the best for strange things to happen eh!

Actually I just don't remember if this was the session I was set on fire at. It wasn't serious. I was just asleep in a ball in the corner and someone threw a lit fag at me.

gloobag

While on holidays a few years back, one of the lads that was with us got completely rat arsed on a night out and decides to stumble home a bit early. We arrive back to the apartment a few hours later all sloshed and full of fun and decide to play a wee prank on him while he's passed out.

We went down to the cafe that was downstairs and stole a few sachets of mayo. Unravelled a couple of condoms and emptied a bit of the mayo into each one. Threw one on the floor beside the bed he was collapsed in, while one of the other lads got your mans toothbrush, put the other condom over it and proceeded to surgically insert it in your mans bung hole, carefully pulled out the toothbrush, then leaving what appeared to be a jiz filled rubber in your mans bum.

Needless to say, we all set our alarms a little earlier so we could see the look on his face when he woke up. Your man stumbles out of the bedroom the next morning clutching a large scrucnhed up ball of tissue, looking a little shell shocked. Then, one of the lads says, "Who's yer man you were talking to lastnight? You seemed to disappear after you got talking to him." To which his response was, to just disappear into the bathroom.

I don't know how, but we all managed to keep a straight face about it, and to this day your man has never mentioned it to any of us

Joe Cool

Was at one once where a guy got up from his seat and pulled down his pants (both the over and the under variety). He announced he was going to the toilet and did that awkward pants down shuffle towards the door.

When he got to the bathroom it was occupied. He shuffled back into the room, thighs together with his man tackle pushed back behind him. He then did a little dance sort of reminiscent of yer man in 'Silence of the Lambs'.

Someone asked him to stop with the Mangina routine after about 2 minutes.

The guy seemed to get a bit annoyed with this so he turned around, bent over so we all got a good look at the rank, twisted, mass of disturbance.
To make matters worse he decided to pull apart his cheeks. It's an image that will forever be burned into the back of my eyelids.

mehfesto2

Once witnessed a drunk lad beng convinced to eat cat food and drink his Heineken with Ribena, Olive Oil and milk in it.

The ensuing vomit's smell will never leave my nose.

JC 2K3

I found nutmeg in the press in someone's house at a party once and convinced some people to consume some. One lad even snorted some.

Poor guy, next day must've been hell