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Telling your parents about your first time.

Beau x1

I remember I had slept over at the girlfriends house at the time, and when I came home my parents asked me who was the one who used contraception. Just like that, out of the blue, assuming I had sex. I said I had (the old rubber always works well...I wasn't going to lie or anything as what was the point in that? May as well have told them when it was easiest to.

Anyway, needless to say my mom burst into tears and started calling my girlfriend a dirty slut - it was hilarious. My dad patted my brother on the back stating "well there's only one gay in the family now". Haha.

How did it go for you? Mine was quite dramatic and uncessarily so at that too.

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brianthebard

MJOR wrote: »

Right I wasn't expecting people to pick up on the chicken nugget thing... maybe it was more like a goujon just weird shaped and tiny. Nice guy though...

:eek:

MJOR

brianthebard wrote: »

:eek:

I know ya! I stayed with hime for a while but really eventhough it was my first time doing the do I knew it wasn't up to much:o

brianthebard

Maybe if you didn't compare his manhood to processed bits of chicken he would have been better able to please...

dr.bollocko

brianthebard wrote: »

Maybe if you didn't compare his manhood to processed bits of chicken he would have been better able to please...

Or maybe upped it to a drumstick at least.
Even a wing is better than a nugget.
Poor feller.

Captain Ginger

MJOR wrote: »

Right I wasn't expecting people to pick up on the chicken nugget thing... maybe it was more like a goujon just weird shaped and tiny. Nice guy though...

I just laughed out loud at work and all the women were asking me what's so funny.

CheapStuff

You just say Da Ma I met a nice fella and he loves me ass... job done

Frisbee

Captain Ginger wrote: »

I just laughed out loud at work and all the women were asking me what's so funny.

+1
This is getting a good laugh in the office...

MJOR

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Or maybe upped it to a drumstick at least.
Even a wing is better than a nugget.
Poor feller.

Well if he'd had one like a drumstick i'd have said lol!!

MJOR

brianthebard wrote: »

Maybe if you didn't compare his manhood to processed bits of chicken he would have been better able to please...

Ah i never said it to him!!!!

MJOR

Captain Ginger wrote: »

I just laughed out loud at work and all the women were asking me what's so funny.

LOL

MJOR

Oh my God!!! His poor little mcwilly:o

Captain Ginger

MJOR wrote: »

Oh my God!!! His poor little mcwilly:o

I guess it wasn't much of a happy meal.

MJOR

Captain Ginger wrote: »

I guess it wasn't much of a happy meal.

Well I'll put it this way... not much chance of me choking on it!

CheapStuff

this is probably THE worst and lamest joke so far on boards.

Chicken Nugget = cock, ok we get it.

dr.bollocko

CheapStuff wrote: »

this is probably THE worst and lamest joke so far on boards.

Chicken Nugget = cock, ok we get it.

Jaysus. MJOR is this the dood?
So as a corollary to your above theorem of chicken nugget = cock,
cheap stuff = chicken nugget?
Any one got any history in mathematics can prove this by induction?

MJOR

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Jaysus. MJOR is this the dood?

It might very well be! LOL.

Captain Ginger

Hahaha.

Anyway, back on topic, I'm the brother of the OP (The guy who's dad turned round to and made the gay joke). I never really went into detail with my parents because unlike my brother who's girlfriend is long distance and it's kinda a big deal, I always just went with local girls so no questions ever got asked.

Got into a few conversations with my dad in the past, but he get's a bit too nosey so I tend to just smile and change the subject as I find it borderline creepy.

MJOR

Captain Ginger wrote: »

Hahaha.

Anyway, back on topic, I'm the brother of the OP (The guy who's dad turned round to and made the gay joke). I never really went into detail with my parents because unlike my brother who's girlfriend is long distance and it's kinda a big deal, I always just went with local girls so no questions ever got asked.

Got into a few conversations with my dad in the past, but he get's a bit too nosey so I tend to just smile and change the subject as I find it borderline creepy.

I never spoke to my parents about it.... Its kinda not something I could've talked to my parents about...

The most I ever got from them talk wise was my Dad saying "If you come home pregnant we can deal with it but if you come in and tell me you have an STD i'll kill ya" "theres no excuse in this day and age"

My Dad was older but quite forward thinking