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Story about mate scoring Tara Reid

The_Hustler

I was at a party last night and a bloke told me a story about his mate being in America and talking his way into a club by pretending to be Paddy Casey. While he was there, someone came over saying that Tara Reid would like to talk to him. He ended up scoring her and then a group went back to her place. He was asked at some stage to play the guitar but he can't so refused. Then someone went online and said "Hey, you're not Paddy Casey" and yer man got out of there.

The next morning I started telling some others this and one said "No, that was my mate and it was Damien Rice".

Is this one of those bull**** stories going around that loads of people swear they know someone this has happened to, like the pet snake story where the snake starves itself and lies on the bed beside the owner, and it turns out it was preparing to eat the owner?

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javaboy

taidghbaby wrote: »

what you dont like being called boy????? :D

No I don't mind being called boy, it's just not my surname.
No I don't mind being called boy, it's just not my surname.
No I don't mind being called boy, it's just not my surname.
No I don't mind being called boy, it's just not my surname.
No I don't mind being called boy, it's just not my surname.

plus no need for repitition

My point exactly.

taidghbaby

why do it then

sets himself up for the inevitable: cuz its the only way to get through your thick skull!

The_Hustler

Joe Cool wrote: »

Ah that one is class.

When I heard it it was Damien Rice. The guy had pretended to be Mr. Rice to get into a nightclub and into the VIP area. Met Tara, even played a couple of tunes when they got back to her hotel but then her annoying assistant googled 'Damien Rice' back at the apartment and caught the pretender out.

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

:cool:

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the guy who told me Paddy Casey got it wrong because he did question whether that was the right name.

Maybe this guy just has a lot of friends!;)

Dub13

Who is Tara Reid...?

Sherifu

Dub13 wrote: »

Who is Tara Reid...?

I have no idea. I wasn't arsed looking her up either. Feckin' fake celebs.

xOxSinéadxOx

wild on?

The_Hustler

Sherifu wrote: »

I have no idea. I wasn't arsed looking her up either. Feckin' fake celebs.

It's not one of these hewers that's just famous for going to clubs or having a sex tape, she's an actress and a hewer.
She's in the American Pie films, and exposed a very weird looking tit on a red carpet.

EDIT: So with these urban myths, have these people been lied to by their mates or are they the ones lying? I've never heard someone claiming to be the subject of the myth, it's always a mate.

Giblet

The_Hustler wrote: »

. He ended up scoring her and then a group went back to her place. He was asked at some stage to play the guitar but he can't so refused./QUOTE]

The irony being that Paddy can't either. OOOHHH!

KnifeWRENCH

The_Hustler wrote: »

It's not one of these hewers that's just famous for going to clubs or having a sex tape, she's an actress and a hewer.
She's in the American Pie films, and exposed a very weird looking tit on a red carpet.

She was in Scrubs for a while, she played Jordan's sister Dani. She was quite good in that (though she was playing a bimbo, so it probably wasn't too challenging!)Very much doubt the story's true - why would Tara Reid wanna shag Paddy Casey? Plenty of other Z-listers to shag where she is.

kowloon

I wonder if the lower order celebrities stick to their own will they develop into a sub-species of beautiful, but thick, alcoholics?

Abi

Dub13 wrote: »

Who is Tara Reid...?

I think I'll just post-stalk you. You say the most extrordinary things. Between the 'who is Tara Reid' and 'Are they doing transatlantic flights now' in a thread about on-board blowjobs (I remember a vague mention of Michael O' Leary somewhere).

Every man knows his celeb sluts & super-alco-sluts, which beggars the question; are you without penis for reals? :pac:

Rothar.

dotsman

Abigayle wrote: »

I think I'll just post-stalk you. You say the most extrordinary things. Between the 'who is Tara Reid' and 'Are they doing transatlantic flights now' in a thread about on-board blowjobs (I remember a vague mention of Michael O' Leary somewhere).

Every man knows his celeb sluts & super-alco-sluts, which beggars the question; are you without penis for reals? :pac:

Rothar.

Wow, you really don't like the poor girl, do you? You really went for one of the most unflattering (probably doctored) photos of her you could find.

I'd consider her mild compared to others out there. At least she made a name for herself as an actress (playing the role of dumb blonde) before becoming a "celebrity".

More balanced link to Tara Reid
Another balanced link (to the sometime hot, sometimes not, Tara Reid)

connundrum

Joe Cool wrote: »

Ah now, 'Horse it into me there, boss' That's what she said...wait, I mean..em...nothing, she said nothing cos I wasn't there and I wouldn't know what she said for definite...because I wasn't there. Yes, that's it.

:cool:

I heard she said "Lob a horse into me there, boss".

Abi

dotsman wrote: »

Wow, you really don't like the poor girl, do you? You really went for one of the most unflattering (probably doctored) photos of her you could find.

Well now, it seems I've hit a nerve.

Au Contraire, my wide-posting friend. I went for pics that weren't air-brushed or doctored.

kowloon

Abigayle wrote: »

Well now, it seems I've hit a nerve.

Au Contraire, my wide-posting friend. I went for pics that weren't air-brushed or doctored.

How dare you sully the name of Tara? She wakes up every morning with a face fit for cosmo. Her masterfully interpreted rendition of Ophelia as a coke whore in the recent production by the royal shakespeare company was positively divine and served to highlight the finely tuned acting skills and muted humility of this angel of the stage and darling of America.

Abi

My bad :pac:

kowloon

That can be a warning between friends, I'll take it no further. This time. :pac:

Charlie

There might be some truth to this story, at least according to Tara herself.

dotsman

Abigayle wrote: »

Well now, it seems I've hit a nerve.

Au Contraire, my wide-posting friend. I went for pics that weren't air-brushed or doctored.

No nerve in relation to Tara (not exactly a huge fan)!

I merely pointed out that you went for the Tabloid bitchy photos as opposed to just standard photos of her. Also, I'd imagine the ones I linked to are not altered as they are just standard photos (that neither try to show her as a goddess or a freak - hence, no reason to alter them)

If you want altered photos to make her look like something she's not, try here (very fake, and not very attractive either!)

taidghbaby

well i duno bout the rest of ya's but i'd give her a shot at the title if she asked, lady of questionable morales or not!!!

plus i'd say she'd be good craic on the lash!!

Abi

dotsman wrote: »

No nerve in relation to Tara (not exactly a huge fan)!

I merely pointed out that you went for the Tabloid bitchy photos as opposed to just standard photos of her. Also, I'd imagine the ones I linked to are not altered as they are just standard photos (that neither try to show her as a goddess or a freak - hence, no reason to alter them)

If you want altered photos to make her look like something she's not, try here (very fake, and not very attractive either!)

Im going to tell the truth. I didnt look at your links. I probably wont either, reason being I had a valid point in that a bit of air-brushing and photo-shopping can make anyone look great tbh. I could have went for any one of them where she is posing, and ready for the camera. And thats what is key here, anyone can look pure and innocent once they are prepared for the camera.

Now, whether you think I plucked out the worst pics I could get or not is off-the-charts unimportant to me. The truth of the matter is; shes a bit o' scruff.

:pac:

Dub13

Abigayle wrote: »

I think I'll just post-stalk you. You say the most extrordinary things. Between the 'who is Tara Reid' and 'Are they doing transatlantic flights now' in a thread about on-board blowjobs (I remember a vague mention of Michael O' Leary somewhere).

You can join my fan club.

Santa Claus

Fanny Cradock wrote: »

I believe the correct phrase is 'lob it in there, boss'.

the phrase "horse it into me there bosco" is also often used !

Davidius

Who is Tara Reid?

Who actually uses "score" in that context?

Who actually says "bloke"?

Should I become a vigilante?

Abi

Dub13 wrote: »

You can join my fan club.

The cheque is in the post

On T: So would you?

'lob it in there, boss'.

joejoem

charlie mchugh wrote: »

There might be some truth to this story, at least according to Tara herself.

What the hell is your sig about? Is that Chunk?

Dub13

Abigayle wrote: »

On T: So would you?

I would but would not tell anybody it would be my dirty dark secret.

Scarinae

I've heard this story as well, it was a friend of a friend who pretended to be Damien Rice in the version I heard...

Charlie

joejoem wrote: »

What the hell is your sig about? Is that Chunk?

Is that Chunk!? Is it eck. That my friend is Mario, the manager of a thousand men, facilitator extraordinaire.

Kovik

dublindude wrote: »

Apparently she said "throw it into me boss" when they got back to her place.

Woah woah WOAH.

I have a friend who SWEARS he encountered a young lady of lesser repute use the phrase "lob it in there boss" during the act of intimate fluid exchange.

Is this just another one of those stories? If so, I've got a friend to fire.