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gf wants a ffm threesome (with me haha)

IamBeowulf

How do I arrange that?!

She wouldn't mind if its one of my female friends. How do I broach that one? Surely I can't just ask if theyre interested? Any recommendations on picking up a gal for a threesome?

Not that it matters but we're in our mid-twenties, so I don't even think advetising in those dating thingys would help...

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[Deleted User]

IamBeowulf wrote: »

Whats a salad dodger? I thought Id heard every funny sex-slang under the sun. Clearly Ive more to learn:)

She doesn't secretly harbour lesbian tendencies. She's quite open to them. But believe me it's not gonna be case of her switching sides:) Shed just like to have her cake and eat it too

I suppose it can also be a sexual term.

As in salad dodgers are not sexually attractive.

IamBeowulf

She's a Perfect 10. In fact, now that she's introduced the notion of threesomes, she has been upgraded to 12

Lands Leaving

IamBeowulf wrote: »

She's a Perfect 10. In fact, now that she's introduced the notion of threesomes, she has been upgraded to 12

The irony being that all her salad dodging made her fit because you were throwing them at her.

Lands Leaving

IamBeowulf wrote: »

She's a Perfect 10. In fact, now that she's introduced the notion of threesomes, she has been upgraded to 12

Oh wait, hang on since she said threesome she went UP a dress size??

Maybe she's trying to distract you from her burgeoning waistline.

IamBeowulf

Oh her waist size does me nicely thank you:)

So seriously though, anyone actually been in this situation who would make recommendations? Cos I had a look at the sites and although they are very helpful, there's something very cold about the whole process.

Pigman II

humbert wrote: »

Actually, a salad dodger is someone who likes to have their cake and eat it!

Or in this case "likes to have their cake and be eaten".

Terry

IamBeowulf wrote: »

She's not picky really...it'd probably depend on how sooth things go between them.

Not picky?
Send her over my way.
My cock is so small, it looks like a pussy. I'll just pretend to be a butch dyke.
You can't play though.

hottstuff

IamBeowulf wrote: »

Cos I had a look at the sites and although they are very helpful, there's something very cold about the whole process.

lol , what do you expect?
A red carpet , condom and some lubricant?

All those swingers usually have no inhibitions , so bring some leather and a first aid kit.

SimpleSam06

Lux23 wrote: »

That won't work at all because lesbians generally don't **** men plus they do frown upon straight couples looking for threesomes in gay bars. Ive seen couples get kicked out. If hes hot it may work in straight bar.

Also most "official" lesbians are not what you might call the most balanced people in the world (in my experience anyway). And they'd spend most of their time trying to "convert" your gf, generally messing things up. Definetely not people I'd want to share a bed with.

Rob_l wrote: »

They are well-known for the liberal sexual, drug, and alcohol attitudes of the guests.

Plenty of old age pensioners are allowed though.

IamBeowulf wrote: »

Oh her waist size does me nicely thank you:)

So seriously though, anyone actually been in this situation who would make recommendations? Cos I had a look at the sites and although they are very helpful, there's something very cold about the whole process.

Well you need someone open minded, friendly and not averse to a little experimentation. Contrary to popular opinion, young people are some of the most conservative types out there (they mostly believe what they see on TV and what mammy told them), so you're best off to start with someone in their late 20s early 30s. Maybe try the more upper class clubs, you can meet experienced, fun women who look great and aren't going to run screeching at the thought of something other than missionary.

Keep away from swingers parties, they tend to work along the lines of "if we like your wife enough you can come in".

I was in a club a few years back and was propositioned by a few French lads who wanted me and a couple of others to share their girlfriends. Interesting, but I didn't take them up on it (among other things they were too shitfaced to stand up, the lads anyway). So don't get roaring drunk before you start waving it around. Good luck with it, and I hope you are sure what you are doing, and the two of you are on the same page.

marcsignal

IamBeowulf wrote: »

How do I arrange that?!

She wouldn't mind if its one of my female friends.

Go for it

better than you, her and Robert Mugabe :eek:

darkestlord

IamBeowulf wrote: »

How do I arrange that?!

She wouldn't mind if its one of my female friends. How do I broach that one? Surely I can't just ask if theyre interested? Any recommendations on picking up a gal for a threesome?

Not that it matters but we're in our mid-twenties, so I don't even think advetising in those dating thingys would help...

In six months youll be asking, What do i do my girlfriend left me for a woman.

[Deleted User]

darkestlord wrote: »

In six months youll be asking, What do i do my girlfriend left me for a woman.

Yep, BUT still might be worth it! Get in there !

iMax

While searching for something totally unrelated (amazing what the right keyword will throw up), I found this thread... I'd like to apologise in advance for shouting, but in this case I think it's a valid response...

SO WHAT HAPPENED ?????

Sherifu

The OP woke up.

LoanShark

IamBeowulf wrote: »

Whats a salad dodger? I thought Id heard every funny sex-slang under the sun. Clearly Ive more to learn:)

In the LoanShark Thesaraus A Salad Dodger is defined as..A similarity to a person who orders a Doner Kebab, But Who only Eats the Meat..Therefore He/She is a salad dodger...

MissHoneyBun

OP if you need instructions ya shouldnt be doin it in the first place! :0|

justsomebloke

iMax wrote: »

SO WHAT HAPPENED ?????

I think someone PMed the OP to tell him "Pam" doesn't count as a girlfriend so inviting her sister along doesn't really count as a threesome

Dun laoire

Those fuker goths and emu's get all the cuttin action.

Karoma

Dun laoire wrote: »

Those fuker goths and emu's get all the cuttin action.

"Emu's", eh?

Splinter

Quality wrote: »

Ha Cant resist for a second time

ASK

YORE MA!!

thank you for starting my day off with a fantastic laugh

Dun laoire

Karoma wrote: »

"Emu's", eh?

4Xcut

Hi ross,

Why not get carroll to invite her friend susan?

.....

chuci

Dun laoire wrote: »

emu's

those emu's are as mad as a box of frogs so i hear. cant get them to calm down

serenacat

how is your threesome goin to go? are u sleeping with both of them??

[Deleted User]

Aww.. I'd much prefer mfm!

fredzer

IamBeowulf wrote: »

So seriously though, anyone actually been in this situation who would make recommendations? Cos I had a look at the sites and although they are very helpful, there's something very cold about the whole process.

If she wants a 3 some let her do the organizing, If you pick some body no doubt it'll be thrown back in your face at a later stage.
My advice would be not to do this with your girl if you love her, if it’s some thing you want to do pick up 2 randoms!!!

all the best

Dub13

iMax wrote: »

While searching for something totally unrelated (amazing what the right keyword will throw up), I found this thread... I'd like to apologise in advance for shouting, but in this case I think it's a valid response...

SO WHAT HAPPENED ?????

LOL...go away out of that,what kind of key words/tags can you mix up with this thread title..."gf wants a ffm threesome";)

Rowley Birkin QC

Been there, done that. It's fcuking fantastic, but believe me, when it happens you will absolutely **** bricks for the first few minutes.

Me and my gf had often talked about it but it just happened one night when one of her friends was staying at our gaff after college, that was nearly 18 months ago and we are still going strong and I can't reccomend it highky enough.

sure sure

LoanShark wrote: »

In the LoanShark Thesaraus A Salad Dodger is defined as..A similarity to a person who orders a Doner Kebab, But Who only Eats the Meat..Therefore He/She is a salad dodger...

Thought a salad dodger was a fat c**t , nothing sexual just a plain old lard ass!!