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Are cats really clever???

pebbles21

Funny thing happened tonight while i was a having a few beers !
a cat jumps onto my living room window ledge and starts to tap the window with his paw,immediately my dog (yorkshire terrier)goes berserk and makes a beeline for the cat whilst barking crazy,eventually the dog calms down and it turns into a staring match between the cat and the dog through the window much to our amusement
strange thing is do i went into the kitchen to get another beer and in my kitchen theres another cat who obviously came through the dog flap installed eating the dogs food and the second it seen me was gone back out like a shot
question is do you think the two cats set up the dog by distracting it whilst the other eats the dogs food and then swap places or did i have one or two more beers than i should had????

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Nope.

Davidius

My cat seems to be extremely intelligent as far as cats are concerned and I'm confident he could do something along these lines if it weren't for the fact that our other cat is exceptionally stupid.

xOxSinéadxOx

Yep.

Orion

No they're just evil bastards from the 8th circle of hell.

Steve

Ohhh... be careful. Looks like it might be a zombie kitteh attack.

Just wait, the house will eventually be surrounded tonight by thousands of cats with glazed looks in their eyes and hungry only for brainz.

Seonad

My cat skids into walls:p

Futurism

Yeah I think so.

KnifeWRENCH

I have a theory which I like to call "Theory On the comparison of humans and felines in terms of their respective intelligence." In it's simplest terms, the theory goes thus:

Cats are like people - some are clever, some are stupid.

Orion

The best cat is a cat on death row

suspectdevice

suppose

when you look at the way big cats co-operate then you would have to say they would have some method. i don't know if domestic cats can use diversionary tactics though

suspectdevice

Macros42 wrote: »

The best cat is a cat on death row

is that art?

Xavi6

Macros42 wrote: »

No they're just evil bastards from the 8th circle of hell.

Amen brother. Evil little pricks. Can't stand them.

Orion

No. It's the best cat. On death row and you can laugh at him. The second best type of cat is a dead one :pac:

suspectdevice

Macros42 wrote: »

No. It's the best cat. On death row and you can laugh at him. The second best type of cat is a dead one :pac:

thats sad

KnifeWRENCH

Macros42 wrote: »

The best cat is a cat on death row

Wow that's an ugly cat!!

I love cats, but that one looks possessed!!

Orion

suspectdevice wrote: »

thats sad

I agree. Damn appeals system - it should have been executed years ago!

[Deleted User]

A young friend of mine read that they were used to scare away mummies. He tried it, but his mum still made him go to bed on time.

pebbles21

its also true that if a cat falls from a height it always lands on its four paws

also when toast is dropped it always lands with the buttered side on the floor

so if both these theories are correct ,what if you tied a slice of buttered toast to a cats back and threw it from a height would it just keep spinning in the air and never land?????

/ill get my coat!

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

A young friend of mine read that they were used to scare away mummies. He tried it, but his mum still made him go to bed on time.

Look!It's a Lion!

KnifeWRENCH

pebbles21 wrote: »

its also true that if a cat falls from a height it always lands on its four paws

also when toast is dropped it always lands with the buttered side on the floor

so if both these theories is correct ,what if you tied a slice of buttered toast to a cats back and threw from a height would it just keep spinning in the air and never land?????

/ill get my coat!

That depends - if the height is in an anti-gravity chamber than cat and toast will fall "up"

orestes

pebbles21 wrote: »

its also true that if a cat falls from a height it always lands on its four paws

also when toast is dropped it always lands with the buttered side on the floor

so if both these theories are correct ,what if you tied a slice of buttered toast to a cats back and threw it from a height would it just keep spinning in the air and never land?????

Nope. And you owe me a slice of toast and my neighbour a cat.

pebbles21

square_igloo wrote: »

That depends - if the height is in an anti-gravity chamber than cat and toast will fall "up"

hmmmmm.... the old anti-gravity chamber......must have slipped my mind:D

pebbles21

orestes wrote: »

Nope. And you owe me a slice of toast and my neighbour a cat.

lol, you probably used i cannot believe it not butter butter instead of using real butter???;)

Red Hand

You don't see as many dogs squashed on the road...

But cats are cool. They are smart enough to prostitute themselves for food, and then when fed, they don't give a sh*t about you.

orestes

pebbles21 wrote: »

lol, you probably used i cannot believe it not butter butter instead of using real butter???;)

Ah that might have been it, I'll continue my experiments and let you know how it goes

KnifeWRENCH

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/06/kittytop1.png

pebbles21

square_igloo wrote: »

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/06/kittytop1.png

tks couldnt remember where i seen that?????

ART6

Once a cat has been skinned and is simmering gently under a pastry crust you don't need to be concerned about it's intelligence.:D

danniemcq

good news for eberyone who like me doesn't like cats, if you run over a cat in a car you don't have to report it to anyone. you can run over as many as you want but if you hit a dog you must report it to the cops.

see even the law is on our side

[Deleted User]

I'd pay cult some money to unban the crazy catwoman so she could get involved in this thread!

My little sis's cat is a ****ing wanker! Spoilt rotten. I HATES IT!