Vote for Europe..ahem..Lisbon.
So I started reading the Lisbon Treaty, and for some unknown reason I fell asleep. I started reading it again, and for some reason I got this urge to clean the house. I never get those feelings so I went out for a while and then gave up on the whole idea.
What I need is an idiots guide to the whole lisbon treaty. A complete and utter twits guide. Now I would consider myself quite smart. I'm not a dexter from dexter's lab, but I can read thick books with no pictures, I can write code in languages such as C and Perl, I can read maps, and even program my VCR(or I could when we had a VCR). However dispite this, I feel I need a complete flipping moron's explanation of the whole Lisbon thing. To be honest I don't think I am the only person in this situation, and so I am calling on the government(haha I mean the referendum commission, like the govt could give us a well sided discussion!!), as well as the world's most loved clergymen to clue us all in.
This isn't a joke, I think with some digital splicing of Father Ted Footage, one could put together a 30 minute TV program, hosted by Ted and Dougal, explaining what lisbon means for the rest of us. Like they did with Bob Monkhouse and the prostate cancer campaign. I think it would go something like this:
Ted: So Dougal, How are you going to vote in the upcoming election?
Dougal: Ah Ted, I don't know whats going on with that!
Ted: For once Dougal, you know as much as the average Joe.
Dougal: Who's Joe?
Ted: Thats an expression Dougal. I mean, you know the same as most other people.
Dougal:Oh right. So any way what is it all about Ted?
Ted: Well Dougal, Its quite an interesting story. It all started with...
If someone can give me what it did all start with I would be delighted. And if someone else could give me the middle and even a peak at the ending, that would be great. Fellow boardsies, do this for me and I will write up the bones for a 15 minute discussion by the two boys, and may even do the splicing myself., and send it to the referendum commision.
Again, while I encourage this thread to be humorous, I would rather it was funny and related to the topic. I can not think of a situation in relation to this thread where 'Yore' or even 'My' Ma, would be useful, so please try to keep the daft stuff to a minimal.