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Buried or burnt? Whick will you choose?

AckwelFoley

Which will you choose as your final resting place?

Do you want to be buried or cremated?

I dont want a wake or an open coffin.. its a bad way to remember somone.. i want to die, put into the box and burnt.. small non dominational funeral.. and everyone back to the hotel for a dinner at my expence.. to share a joke or 2

Personally i will be cremated because i dont want the worms to get me.. i want to be cremated and my ashes disposed of... not kept.

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Funeral pyre.

javaboy

I've always wondered tbh how long people keep the ashes. I mean if my parents were cremated and wanted the ashes kept, I'd keep them for my whole life and probably like my own children to keep them after I'm gone.... but how would you feel about being responsible for your great grandparent's ashes if you had never even met them?

Oh and probably burnt and chucked in the brown bin (organic waste) for me.

TeletextPear

burial for me, the idea of cremation freaks me out. just in case i was still alive or anything id prefer to be buried alive than burned alive

c - 13

I keep threatening the girlfriend that I want to be cremated and my urn kept on the mantle piece.

Don't think I'd be too fussy to be honest, its not going to matter to me like, I'm going to be dead.

AckwelFoley

i was going to have my ashes mixed into a hot curry and secretly fed to my ex so should could enjoy me dripping out her ass one last time.

Photi

Stuffed.

javaboy

snyper wrote: »

i was going to have my ashes mixed into a hot curry and secretly fed to my ex so should could enjoy me dripping out her ass one last time.

You old romantic you

Sherifu

snyper wrote: »

i was going to have my ashes mixed into a hot curry and secretly fed to my ex so should could enjoy me dripping out her ass one last time.

Did you create the thread so you could post that?

javaboy

snyper wrote: »

Which will you choose as your final resting place?

Do you want to be buried or cremated?

I dont want a wake or an open coffin.. its a bad way to remember somone.. i want to die, put into the box and burnt.. small non dominational funeral.. and everyone back to the hotel for a dinner at my expence.. to share a joke or 2

Personally i will be cremated because i dont want the worms to get me.. i want to be cremated and my ashes disposed of... not kept.

What no leather and whips? :eek:

Conor108

The inventor of the Pringles can died recently and some of his ashes are being buried in A PRINGLES CAN! The rest in a traditional urn.

Mimikyu

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AckwelFoley

Solitaryman666 wrote: »

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Somee ppl..although extremely rare have been knwn to be buried alive. Seen a documentry about it. Some have actually instructed in their will that their wrists be slit before being buried.

Mind you it doesnt make sence, because most ppl are embalmed now.. ive actually been present at a few embalmings.. its kinda like preparing a turkey the night before dinner... well not really, but i can tell you with all the formaldehyde they pump in to you.. you aint waking up!

JC 2K3

Apparently, electrical signals are detectable in the brain for like 6 months after death.

I want to experience that trip. Burial for me.

[Deleted User]

snyper wrote: »

i was going to have my ashes mixed into a hot curry and secretly fed to my ex so should could enjoy me dripping out her ass one last time.

I love AH. I love the internet.

Dave!

I kinda like the idea of if you're buried, your body breaks down and fertilises the ground above it, the worms eat it, etc., so in a strange way you could consider it 'living on'. If you plant flowers on top of the grave, your death helps them grow....

But at the same time, it's kind of disgusting to know that someone's corpse is decaying below your feet...

Dunno

eVeNtInE

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Newaglish

I thought this thread was going to be about how you'd prefer to die.

On topic though, I think I have to get buried as my Mammy has already bought the specific plot that I'm going to be buried in.

I'm slightly worried though as I'm only in my early twenties and I have no serious illnesses (that I know of...)

The Artist

buried in a cardboard box,no expensive coffin thanks.

TeletextPear

Newaglish wrote: »

I thought this thread was going to be about how you'd prefer to die.

On topic though, I think I have to get buried as my Mammy has already bought the specific plot that I'm going to be buried in.

I'm slightly worried though as I'm only in my early twenties and I have no serious illnesses (that I know of...)

your mother has already bought your plot?? ahahaha thats awful - id be careful of eating her dinners from now on, she's totally trying to do away with you

PeakOutput

cremated

if people care about me enough id like some of the ash to be turned into fake diamonds(google it i cant remember the name of the company but they were talking about it on the radio a year or so ago) and made into rings i think that would be pretty cool

id also have a list of places id like my ashes scattered which(especially if i had kids) could be done over a period of time kinda passing on were i have enjoyed to the next generation as they visit each place

KnifeWRENCH

Definitely burial. I wouldn't mind having a wake, but I don't want a removal. They're just too depressing.
I've no worries about being buried alive: just one of the benefits of having an organ donor card

I've never liked the idea of cremation.

TeletextPear

heh yeah i have an organ donar card too, didnt really occur to me that it pretty much guarantees i couldnt be buried alive

AckwelFoley

TeletextPear wrote: »

heh yeah i have an organ donar card too, didnt really occur to me that it pretty much guarantees i couldnt be buried alive

what good s an 80 year old heart and a set of lungs to anyone?

KnifeWRENCH

snyper wrote: »

what good s an 80 year old heart and a set of lungs to anyone?

Medical research?? Meh, I probably won't live that long anyway...

TeletextPear

snyper wrote: »

what good s an 80 year old heart and a set of lungs to anyone?

maybe i should sell my organs on the black market now, get a good price for em while im still young

AckwelFoley

square_igloo wrote: »

Medical research?? Meh, I probably won't live that long anyway...

me neither

*fires up ciggy*

carolmon

hey snyper
you're totally on the death buzz these days,

Re your plans for your ex.........what a lovely thought!
And only yesterday you were sounding close to sensitive!

javaboy

How does cremation impact on your carbon index? :pac:

is_that_so

If incinerators don't reach their quotas you can help generate electricity

and the phosphates for the soil. I'm for burning and getting scattered.

GirlInterrupted

snyper wrote: »

i was going to have my ashes mixed into a hot curry and secretly fed to my ex so should could enjoy me dripping out her ass one last time.

Lmao! Priceless, absolutely priceless!