Sherifu wrote: » You can forget most of what you've learned.(If you haven't already)
Bart: Lis! Lis, come here, I found him! I found Edgar Neubauer. [points at a tombstone: "Edgar Neubauer: Beloved husband and old grouch (1831-1909)"] Oh my God...the dead have risen and they're voting Republican. Lisa: [gasp] No, Bart, don't you see? Dead people can't vote. [pulls out list, looks at another tombstone] Prudence Goodwyfe, died 1641. She voted for Bob too. [gasps] So did Buddy Holly, Richie Valens, and the Big Bopper. [walking] Even the pet cemetery voted for Bob, look! Mr. and Mrs. Bananas, Humphrey Boa-Gart...oh, my poor dead kitty, please not you too... [checks list, sees "Snowball I"] [angry] All right, Bob, now it's personal! -- The Mayor crosses the line, "Sideshow Bob Roberts" The Springfield Shopper headline reads, "Call for Probe in Bob Flap", with an editorial on "Why Not Let Dead Pets Vote?"
Dudess wrote: » What did you study OP? By the way, the quote in your sig is amazing! Talk about a perfect example of a particularly satirical Simpsons moment occurring in real life...
Dudess wrote: » What age are you?
breadmonkey wrote: » 22!
breadmonkey wrote: » I studied Civil Engineering but I'm not mad about it tbh. That's for another thread though! I must have more nuggets of wisdom!
kowloon wrote: » It's not really a great time for you to be joining the jobs market. 10 years ago you would have been set up nicely.
tribulus wrote: » In a week's time I'll officially be one of the thousands of people with newly obtained degrees, I can't wait for employers to start seducing me into working for them because of my unique skills.
cobweb wrote: » oh yes one other college friends last forever