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Chat Up Lines

deise gal

Considering the day that's in it i decided to start a thread with Chat up lines, the cheesy & the serious ones are welcome!!!

I'll get the ball rolling
Totally overused but funny;
Is your name gillette? Cause you are the best a man can get !:D

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chopperbyrne

"Okay I'm here, what are your other two wishes?!!"

Degsy

"This face leaves in ten minutes..be on it!"

Pighead

Degsy wrote: »

"This face leaves in ten minutes..be on it!"

Still single then Degsy me old mucker?

Gavin "shels"

"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice".:D

witnessmenow

How much does a polar bear weigh? Doesn't matter it broke the ice

Edit:too slow

That top is quite becoming on you.... if i was on you i'd be coming too

Your eyes are blue like the ocean and baby, I'm lost at sea

how do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?

That dress looks good.. it would look better on my bedroom floor

Nice legs, what time do they open?

Nice shoes..... wanna ****?

[Deleted User]

"does this smell like chloroform to you"

JustCoz

"If I told you that you had a nice figure would you hold it against me?"

Gavin "shels"

witnessmenow wrote: »

That top is quite becoming on you.... if i was on you i'd be coming too

how do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?

That dress looks good.. it would look better on my bedroom floor

Nice legs, what time do they open?

Haha quality one's there.

whatsgoinon

boy scobe: have i seen you somewhere before?
me (not scobe): yeah in your dreams

Beecher

Its a good thing I brought my Library card....because im checking you out!

pyure

"I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. What do ya say ?"

Disclaimer: using this line may result in pain, use with caution

feylya

"You'll do"

cson

How's your mother for turf?

D'ya have much land?

How's your belly for a lodger?

briantwin

Only use when turned down!!

Loud music in the club
me "hey, do you want to dance?"
woman "No, you're alright!"
me "no i think you heard me wrong , i said you're a fat c*nt!"

Pigwidgeon

i once got:
"is theres a mirror in ur jeans cos i can see myself in them"

whatsgoinon

cson wrote: »

How's your belly for a lodger?

brilliant, i'd marry a man if he said that to me!!!:D

Mr. Presentable

Pighead wrote: »

Still single then Degsy me old mucker?

And that's your chat up line, Pighead? Does it even work on Degsy?

briantwin

Pen and paper in hand.....
Walk up
"hey whats your name?"
"Linda, Why?"
"Just putting you on the to do list!" :cool:

red_ice

"i wanna be on you"

"Hey there, fancy coming to the back seat of my car for coffee?"

"Hi, wanna do maths? Add me and you, subtract your cloths, divide your legs and we can mMmMmmMMmmMmultiply"

red_ice

bluewolf wrote: »

"does this smell like chloroform to you"

Class.

FunkZ

briantwin wrote: »

Only use when turned down!!

Loud music in the club
me "hey, do you want to dance?"
woman "No, you're alright!"
me "no i think you heard me wrong , i said you're a fat c*nt!"

:D

That one is a stroke of excellence!

A friend of mine uses this one though "you're the fattest bird in here so ya must be fairly easy right?" :rolleyes:

Da Bomber

"i want to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button"

briantwin

"You've got grand big shoulders on ya, thats unusual in a woman!"
Queue "Dawson Creek OST" and passion!!

MIN2511

"So what do you want to do with me"

DEmeant0r

If Your Right Leg Was Easter And Your Left Leg Was Christmas .. Could I Visit You Between Holiday's ??

talking_walnut

I wish I was your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves

Toots

I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I know I could make your BedRock

Did you just fart? Cos you blew me away!

How about you sit in my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the headboard.

tolosenc

talking_walnut wrote: »

I wish I was your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves

*scurries off to college maths party*

talking_walnut

obl wrote: »

*scurries off to college maths party*

Just came across it 2 mins ago. New Scientist ran a competition for the nerdiest chat up lines a while ago. I'll try n root them out later.

Dord

DEmeant0r wrote: »

If Your Right Leg Was Easter And Your Left Leg Was Christmas .. Could I Visit You Between Holiday's ??

ROFL! Excellent.