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Worms In Slim Fast?

Ross_Mahon

I don't know how many people i have talked to about this, and they all say "Yeah there is worms in it! My mate tried it" blah blah blah....

"The worms eat the fat, thats how you loose the weight" And im just like :eek: jasus...

There are no worms/maggots in slimfast!

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Hail 2 Da Chimp

It might taste nicer if there were some tho...

Mossy Monk

Thank you for this informative Public Service Announcement.

Dragan

Awesome.

People are ****tards.....this is not news.

r3nu4l

Fair play to ya OP! The first time I heard that rumour was about 20 years ago, I didn't realise it was still going strong!! :eek:

whiskeyman

Ross_Mahon wrote: »

I don't know how many people i have talked to about this, and they all say "Yeah there is worms in it! My mate tried it" blah blah blah....

Are all your mates fatties?

Ruu_Old

Mmmm wormey goodness!

djkeogh

The fact that these stories still get circulated is amazing

Ross_Mahon

whiskeyman wrote: »

Are all your mates fatties?

ha ha very funny....generally girls think that there is worms in slimfast, since they are so fascinated by diets

The Queen

This is what was in my mams slimfast

:eek::eek::eek:

MarkR

Thank goodness you were here to set us straight. I recommend cross posting here, and here just to cover the bases.

FunkZ

Why are you telling us this?

biko

Opening a can of worms there OP

briantwin

I heard this many moons ago. I didn't believe it when i was 12 so i wont believe it now. Now that Polski food you can buy in euro spars and most shops now. That stuff looks like only Klingons would eat it!!!

Tar.Aldarion

Ross_Mahon wrote: »

I don't know how many people i have talked to about this, and they all say "Yeah there is worms in it! My mate tried it" blah blah blah....

"The worms eat the fat, thats how you loose the weight" And im just like :eek: jasus...

There are no worms/maggots in slimfast!

Wiggly worms, you just can't catch em!

Creature

Well worms are a good source of protein.

And slime.

Ross_Mahon

There's loads of videos of people pouring coke on pork and worms appearing on the meat, as if it were in the meat already.....:rolleyes:

ScumLord

You there are no worms in slimfast?!!:mad:

bitemybanger

If you leave a can of slimfast out in the air open and unrefridgerated, it will turn to small maggot like things and its not flys laying eggs in the tin cause there was gause over the top of the can when i seen it

carveone

briantwin wrote: »

I heard this many moons ago. I didn't believe it when i was 12 so i wont believe it now. Now that Polski food you can buy in euro spars and most shops now. That stuff looks like only Klingons would eat it!!!

But, Gagh is best served live!

star-pants

Isn't there a worm in Tequila?
.....mmmm slim tequila....

Lockstep

Didn't Podge and Rodge have a Scare at Bedtime where a fat guy ate a snake egg as a diet pill?

It's an urban legend mate.

Capt'n Midnight

there's no worms in slim fast

technically they aren't worms

[Deleted User]

If in fact they did put worms in Slim Fast, tape worms would really get the weight down fast!

lolipops

well my mom's friend found maggots in her slimfast milkshake, she was about to drink it when she got a phone call and she was on it for about 20 mins and she came back and seen maggots in it. im not sure how they got in there or what but i heard rumours that when they are being made they are not protected from germs etc. and some blue bottle flies got in and layed eggs in some of the foods.

mukki

...... and if you break an earthworm into 7 pieces it dies!

honest

nevermind the fact it died 5 pieces ago

Creature

Whats the problem? The worms/maggots in your slim fast shake will be digested in your stomach thus giving an extra dose of much needed protein. A winning situation if you ask me.

ScumLord

Creature wrote: »

Whats the problem? The worms/maggots in your slim fast shake will be digested in your stomach thus giving an extra dose of much needed protein. A winning situation if you ask me.

Not if your a fat bastard trying to loose weight.

beergoggles

just another urban legend..

Capt'n Midnight

mukki wrote: »

...... and if you break an earthworm into 7 pieces it dies!

honest

nevermind the fact it died 5 pieces ago

IIRC if you cut an earth worm between the 5th and 20th segment it dies
anywhere else and only the bit with the "brain" and hearts ( 5 iirc ) lives

Like octupses worms brains are in a ring around the gut, so if the brain got too big they wouldn't be able to eat. maybe this is what's going on with stupid fat americans ?

[Deleted User]

beergoggles wrote: »

just another urban legend..

What would we do without them? Act intelligently? Scary thought indeed!