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Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

KingOfFairview

Ever see the oen where his Da comes back, but he still dosent love him and at the end when hes walked out on him will rants at Unca Phil and then collapses in his arms and the cameran pans down to a little statue of a black Da hugging his son and theres no end credits cause its too sombre???? Look it up on youtube, ep is called "Papas got a brand new excuse".... its the pinnacle of mankinds achievement

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Lands Leaving

KingOfFairview wrote: »

Ever see the oen where his Da comes back, but he still dosent love him and at the end when hes walked out on him will rants at Unca Phil and then collapses in his arms and the cameran pans down to a little statue of a black Da hugging his son and theres no end credits cause its too sombre???? Look it up on youtube, ep is called "Papas got a brand new excuse".... its the pinnacle of mankinds achievement

No, the dance to apache by the sugarhill gang is the pinnacle of human achievement, that or jazz getting the boot from the house

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvJeATp31dw

[Deleted User]

Uhm ..

.. what?

Pompey Magnus

I preferred the one where Will Smith did that crazy thing, and then Uncle Phil found out but being a square and not being down with kidz didn't get how rad the act was so he sent Will off to his room, and then Jeffrey made a rather dry but witty comment and Carlton stormed off in a huff. Class.

Mr. Incognito

Dear Lord/Santa.

For Christmas this year I'd like this thread to be locked/burned/delted/chained and thrown to the deepest bowls of boads land.

In conclusion, this **** makes my eyes bleed little tears, and Jesus, you know what that's like and as my favourite fictional character please grant this wish.

Lockstep

Depeche_Mode wrote: »

I preferred the one where Will Smith did that crazy thing, and then Uncle Phil found out but being a square and not being down with kidz didn't get how rad the act was so he sent Will off to his room, and then Jeffrey made a rather dry but witty comment and Carlton stormed off in a huff. Class.

Lolz

Tha Gopher

meh, I never really liked the serious epidodes. Its meant to be comedy ffs.

KingOfFairview

Ever see the one where inexplicaly a Ronald Regan (non)Look-a-like came to a party in their mansion?

Varkov

In the western region of the “City of Brotherly Love” known as Philadelphia my mother expelled me from her womb and indeed that is also where I spent my childhood in my mother’s care
The majority of my time was spent in a recreational area containing such diversions as a jungle gym, swing set, sand box, etc.
I was typically at the height of leisure while frequently at a temperature slightly below what might be considered standard room temperature
Outside of my educational institution I was engaging in a game of basketball with some of my friends
When a couple of gentlemen who seemed to be of the disposition to cause a great deal of mischief
Began causing a great deal of chaos and disharmony in the area in which I lived
I was involved in one rather small bout of fisticuffs after which my mother became concerned for my general safety and well-being
And she informed me that I would be moving in with her sister and her sister’s husband in the previously mentioned community of Bel-Air
I implored my mother to relent approximately 24-48 hours ago
Yet she gathered my belongings in a somewhat flat, rectangular shaped piece of luggage and expelled me from her presence
She placed her lips upon my cheek in an affectionate manner and handed me a pre-purchased pass for public transportation
I placed the headphones for my personal music system into my ears and verbalized the idea that I may as well impact this situation with my foot
Traveling in the highest available level of comfort, this is indeed an unfortunate situation (although I make this statement with some irony)
Consuming the juices obtained by the squeezing of the fruit of a Citrus sinensis from a piece of glass stemware commonly reserved for the sipping of sparkling wine originating from the Champagne region of France
I pause to wonder if this is indeed how the residents of the admittedly upper-class neighborhood of Bel-Air commonly live
Indeed I find this situation may be rather to my enjoyment
I puckered my lips and exhaled forcefully to produce a shrill note in order to gain the attention of a taxicab driver and as the driver approached
I observed his California vanity plate which in place of the traditional jumble of alpha-numeric characters, used only the letters F, R, E, S, and H, spelling out the word “fresh” and from his rearview mirror dangled a pair of oversized, fur-covered cubes decorated to look like the six-sided dice commonly used in gambling and board games
In such a situation I could have made a statement about the unusualness of this particular taxicab to the point of it being nearly unique
Instead I cogitatively decided against it and instead informed the driver that he should deliver me to what was to become my new home in the community of Bel-Air
We pulled up to a large domicile sometime between the hours of 7 and 8 o’clock
And in a loud tone of voice I informed the cab driver that at some undetermined point in the future I would again detect his odor through my sense of olfaction
I gazed about the region of land that I was destined to rule, reflecting on my arrival
Where I would claim my rightful place upon the throne, from which I would govern the community of Bel-Air as monarch

zuutroy

Edit: Lol!^

Lockstep

I liked the one where a woman married a white man:
"he was so.....tall"
"yes, why's she marrying a...tall man?"

"Am I the only one who noticed he was white?

Karoma

kickoutthejams wrote: »

"Am I the only one who noticed he was white?

Perhaps. RACIALIST!

l3LoWnA

KingOfFairview wrote: »

Ever see the oen where his Da comes back, but he still dosent love him and at the end when hes walked out on him will rants at Unca Phil and then collapses in his arms and the cameran pans down to a little statue of a black Da hugging his son and theres no end credits cause its too sombre???? Look it up on youtube, ep is called "Papas got a brand new excuse".... its the pinnacle of mankinds achievement

Just watched the whole episode on youtube. Ended up crying my eyes out. Such a blubbering fool haha So many men out there find it so easy to blame the world, blame the mother, blame life and just turn their backs on their kids. It's so sad.

Lands Leaving

l3LoWnA wrote: »

Just watched the whole episode on youtube. Ended up crying my eyes out. Such a blubbering fool haha So many men out there find it so easy to blame the world, blame the mother, blame life and just turn their backs on their kids. It's so sad.

How we learn from the fresh prince. How we do learn.

l3LoWnA

Lands Leaving wrote: »

How we learn from the fresh prince. How we do learn.

I didn't learn that from the Fresh Prince, it just made me think about things....a reminder of how cruel men can be towards their own flesh and blood (and probably women also although I'm sure the amount of absent fathers outweighs the mothers), out of sheer selfishness and ignorance.

Lands Leaving

l3LoWnA wrote: »

I didn't learn that from the Fresh Prince, it just made me think about things....a reminder of how cruel men can be towards their own flesh and blood (and probably women also although I'm sure the amount of absent fathers outweighs the mothers), out of sheer selfishness and ignorance.

You've just forgotten that that episode thought you to not be so cruel many years ago, clearly you did learn from the fresh prince.

It's my moral compass, a sort of modern day code of ethical behaviour. With dancing and rap.

l3LoWnA

Lands Leaving wrote: »

You've just forgotten that that episode thought you to not be so cruel many years ago, clearly you did learn from the fresh prince.

It's my moral compass, a sort of modern day code of ethical behaviour. With dancing and rap.

True - I wish some men I know had watched it though....or at least, if they've seen it, I wish it had the same effect on them as it does me....

Lands Leaving

l3LoWnA wrote: »

True - I wish some men I know had watched it though....or at least, if they've seen it, I wish it had the same effect on them as it does me....

Men are easily distracted by the dancing part.

OOOHHH THEY'RE ON SOUL TRAIN

AND CARLTON DID A BACKFLIP!

KingOfFairview

l3LoWnA wrote: »

Just watched the whole episode on youtube. Ended up crying my eyes out. Such a blubbering fool haha So many men out there find it so easy to blame the world, blame the mother, blame life and just turn their backs on their kids. It's so sad.

Bizarrely, it actually did leave me with a lump in my throat, and I'm the type who howls with laughter through Hotel Rwanda etc...

l3LoWnA

Lands Leaving wrote: »

Men are easily distracted by the dancing part.

OOOHHH THEY'RE ON SOUL TRAIN

AND CARLTON DID A BACKFLIP!

OK I was talking about the first episode mentioned, with Wills father in it. I just looked up the Apache Dance thing and it had me "lol"ing. Deadly!

Lands Leaving

l3LoWnA wrote: »

OK I was talking about the first episode mentioned, with Wills father in it. I just looked up the Apache Dance thing and it had me "lol"ing. Deadly!

Thats not even the backflip one - this is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPaY6UPbTbo

l3LoWnA

Lands Leaving wrote: »

Thats not even the backflip one - this is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPaY6UPbTbo

Definately didn't have me crying

All men should dance like him!

Lands Leaving

l3LoWnA wrote: »

Definately didn't have me crying

All men should dance like him!

No! then they might neglect their fatherly duties, you see where I'm going with this now - even you were distracted by the dancing.

All men should dance like Uncle Phil, badly, but be good to their kids and extended family who live with them to create a culture clash sitcom.

Lands Leaving

Case in point:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFAouEwA0kk ftw!

Pigman II

This show sucked. It depended too much on fat man / old man / short man humour.

If I want to see black people living it up in an LA mansion I'll watch Curb your Enthusiam season 6.

Slow Motion

Hi ! I just dropped in to give you this award for the most pointless thread of the day ! Well done, keep up the good work !

Lands Leaving

Slow Motion wrote: »

Hi ! I just dropped in to give you this award for the most pointless thread of the day ! Well done, keep up the good work !

Really gettin some good mileage though, covering important issues like fatherhood and backflips

Pigman II

Slow Motion wrote: »

Hi ! I just dropped in to give you this award for the most pointless thread of the day ! Well done, keep up the good work !

The days not over yet.

Mossy Monk

I remember the scene in question. Do I win a prize?

L31mr0d

*checks threads post date*

WOW!!! this isn't a case of thread necromancy??? Why is this being brought up now? Oh and a TV show showing the difficulty a Son has to dealing with his father, wow, that's not clichéd at all. Next we'll have an episode of a mother trying to tame her rebellious daughter, only to realise, she once was like her and an understanding will be formed...