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What is the funniest nickname you ever had for a teacher or friend,trainer,relation anyone??

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Drift

Kazooie wrote:

We had teachers called "Mama" (becaose of her large proportions) and "Big Bird" (she had a very long nose).

:eek: :eek: :eek: Same school as me Kazooie!!

Good times in PCH weren't they .... I was never on Big Birds good side.

Don't forget Bender, Fonnix, Toddy, Mink, Pebbles and my personal favourite Moses!!

limklad

Here the ones I can remember

male teachers
conney ichy balls - Do I need to say why.
chuck ?
Lug (he Called everyone that)
Big Bird (from the muppet show - Tall and towarding)

Female teachers
Lizzy (could not control the quitest well behave class if it would save her life)
hairy O (Pain in the hole)

Kolodny

I once worked with a girl known to her colleagues as Mortification McCarthy because on Monday mornings she ended every story of her weekend antics with "Well, I tell ya, I was mortified..." Also, her first name was Jenny so there were plenty of Playboy references too.

watna

I had a lecturer in college who we called penfold because he was identical to Dangermouse's sidekick. I can't recall his real name now and I only left college two years ago!

Kazooie

Drift wrote:

:eek: :eek: :eek: Same school as me Kazooie!!

Good times in PCH weren't they .... I was never on Big Birds good side. Don't forget Bender, Fonnix, Toddy, Mink, Pebbles and my personal favourite Moses!!

Ah good is the wrong word to descibe it, sufferable maybe. There were some characters alright. Jesus I knew I was missin a few like Toddy and Bender. Remind me who Fonnix and Pebbles were again. Maybe I was before your time.:D

445279.ie

A guy I know is called Touchie cos his surname is Feehily

In school we had 3 teachers with the surname Barry so they were Tall Barry, Dozy Barry and Ryan Barry

kdouglas

first year in college there was 4 or 5 guys called dave, so they were called

big dave
bald dave
hairy dave
thai dave
....... and i think there was a quiet dave too

not very imaginative, but it helped differentiate them

Jello

last_orders wrote:

in my school the slag for red heads was louse for some reason

Same in my school today!

But we've a nick-name for most teachers: there's Badger, Armadillo, The Big Red Machine, Egg-head, Chaz, Dilbert, The Gobbler, The Turkey, The Leprechaun, The Terminator, Volcano Face...... plus a load of their quotes to go with them.

Heyes

Teacher is school used to be called Toblerone

Irjudge1

I grew up with

Burgers, Chesty, Rubber, Bonk, Nailer, Porky, Nibs, Curly, Brickie, Boggy, Ratser, Huna, Fishy, Cú, Sausage, Gutchie and Slobs

Matamoros

Hatchet Head Higgins: Rather large forehead.
Sexy Joe: Not sexy at all but loved women.
Dougal: This was before Father Ted came out and it was related to the show called "The Magic Roundabout". Check it out and see if you can get it.
Sid Vicious: History teacher, drove a Polo, wore tweed, loved Nazis.
Half Shirt: Balbriggan female.
Fly by Night: Extremely dodgy Derry lass. Very sexy though.

My personal favourite is a guy who was called Bastard Head or BH for short, when you called to his door, you had to ask for Brian.

Pigman II

Faeces Face. The guy smelt like shít

last_orders

Max_Damage wrote:

In school we had:

'Plug' for one of the maths techers (he looked like that guy from the Beano comic)
'Tadpole' was our Irish teacher
'Chewy' was another maths teacher
'Roger Moore' Was the RE teacher
'Skinny Vinnie' was our fat ecentric vice-principle
'Larry Lambchops' was our geography teacher
'Postman Pat' was one of the Irish teacher. She had a very close resemblence to him!
'T-1000' was one of the geography teachers. Spitting image of Robert Patrick
'Borin' Moran' was one of the science teachers.

There is others that I just can't think of at the moment.

ah another t.c. man, dont forget the old vice principal 'batman' cause of his flowing cape (he was a habit wearing priest), 'comando kaks' the irish teacher, 'díck fingers' but i cant remember what he taught, 'chyna' the classical studies teacher, 'baby face joe' the maths teacher, 'earthworm jim' another maths teacher, 'fr. funsize' the short priest who wandered around and 'microfone head' the geography teacher. the good ol days.

Max_Damage

last_orders wrote:

ah another t.c. man, dont forget the old vice principal 'batman' cause of his flowing cape (he was a habit wearing priest), 'comando kaks' the irish teacher, 'díck fingers' but i cant remember what he taught, 'chyna' the classical studies teacher, 'baby face joe' the maths teacher, 'earthworm jim' another maths teacher, 'fr. funsize' the short priest who wandered around and 'microfone head' the geography teacher. the good ol days.

Ah yes, I remember Dick Fingers (we used to call him 'The Grunt'), Funsize, Joe, Microphone, and Chyna. I don't know the rest though. I remember 'Frosty', he was another maths teacher, now retired.

There was an Irish teacher going by a name that I won't mention, it wasn't exactly politically correct!

The Queen

There's a kid in my brothers school. He got big ears. His name is Aaron.
Aer Aaron.... Kids are really mean!

At work there is 2 guys called Mariusz. Ive named them Bald Mariusz and Hairy Mariusz. He's not actually hairy. It's just he's not bald!

Mrs. MacGyver

Business Studeis teacher called pixie (she used to wear a hat with a bobble and sort of looked like one).

Montyman - biology teacher (looked like Robert Carisle from the Ful Monty (it
was 1997!)

Yella- Maths teacher who could never pronounce yellow, and unfortunately it stuck (she was a nice lady).

WindSock

Somalian Rat is the only one I remember at the moment. Maths teacher that was skinny and had a face like a rat.

looder

in my old secondary school we had
*Jabba- cos he looked like ur man out of star wars,
*blinky- our principal, just wud not stop blinkin
*Monkey- cos wel our irish teacher was as hairy as a ****in monkey and he acted the ape:L
*Squeezy- cos wel she sounded as if somebody was squeezin her nose wen she tlked

:)
*john Aldridge- u shud ave seen us laugh when he wore the old liverpool jersey:)
*HANDLEBARS- cos he used to have a tash that resembled handlebars on a bike

Drift

Kazooie wrote:

Ah good is the wrong word to descibe it, sufferable maybe. There were some characters alright. Jesus I knew I was missin a few like Toddy and Bender. Remind me who Fonnix and Pebbles were again. Maybe I was before your time.:D

Much more likely that I was before yours .... Pebbles was Sr. Evelyn (cos of the freckles I think) and Fonnix was the Halloran.

Sleepy

Senritsu wrote:

Yep, graduated from that hellhole in 2004.

Nope, did he go mental?

Escaped in 1998 myself and that happened before my time. Apparently he took it pretty well. He was always an easy goin' ould sort.

Saint_Mel

We had a career guidence teacher nicknamed Obi-Wan.
He was the spitting image of Obi-Wan Kenobi and used to advise
us on our futures

There was a woodwork/tech drawing teacher called Edward Shovel Hands
and another woodwork/tech drawing teacher called Bun Head.

The computer teacher was nicknamed Qwerty.

A frail and elderly home economics teacher was known as
The Ghost Who Walks

There was a "Red Jumper Man", cant remember what he thought but
he always wore a red jumper.

A French teacher who's surname was Ceaser was nicknamed Gus after
the Arsenal player. She wasnt impressed!

There was a few Big Birds and also a Freaky and Loopy but cant remember
how they got thier names!

megadodge

In our GAA club at home, there was this fella who wasn't quite the full shilling and was an absolutely hopeless footballer and also had a very bad limp, but because he trained with EVERY team and was ALWAYS on the subs ended up with possibly more county medals than anyone in the club. He arrived at training one day with a Derry jersey (around 93) and declared Joe Brolly was his favourite footballer. Henceforth he became universally known as 'Brolly'.
Now a few years later and action replay with another useless fella with high notions. The only difference was this lad wasn't quite as slow as the original.
His nickname - 'Turbo Brolly'.

There is currently a professional boxer in England whose name is Christopher Bacon. By inserting one letter he became the classic - Chris P Bacon !

Saint_Mel

megadodge wrote:

There is currently a professional boxer in England whose name is Christopher Bacon. By inserting one letter he became the classic - Chris P Bacon !

Former Galway United goalkeeper was called "Slob" Costello

Fantastic nickname for a keeper

Blitzkrieger

There's a woman at work who's a bit (read : hugely) mannish. She's got a great nickname :

Trevor.

Sometimes the simple ones are best.

DEmeant0r

Sleepy wrote:

Escaped in 1998 myself and that happened before my time. Apparently he took it pretty well. He was always an easy goin' ould sort.

really? He was a cúnt to us. Lol.

I have a mate called Cockhead

runswithascript

humanji wrote:

And we called one of the math lecturers I had in Carlow IT, "Rainman" because, well... he was just like Rainman (even hitting the side of his head while he tried to solve maths equations)

Definitely, definitely, definitely hilarious!

Xavi6

One lad in my class got the nickname 'Slasher' after an unfortunate announcement over the school intercom. A lot of bikes' tyres were being slashed in front of the school so the principal made an announcement about it. Something along the lines of "There have been a large number of bikes having their tyres slashed recently and such behaviour will not be tolerated.....and could Paul ***** please come to principal's office". Now the second statement was unconnected but because it came straight afterwards the teacher pounced and made a show of him in front of the class. The nickname 'Slasher' has stuck since and any crime in the local area involving tyres of any nature is immediately attributed to him.

Hard Larry

Woodwork teacher called Woodcock...he was christened Timberwilly.

Used to work in a factory with a guy called Blah Blah because he wouldn't STFU

In the same factory a guy was employed a while latter and he too wouldnt STFU so they were christened Blah1 and Blah2

In my bro's job they call all the Nigerian asylum seekers/Foreign National workers who work alongside them the Bloods or the Brothers

Currently we are ragging on a guy in work we call Flipper...cause he has a head like a Dolphin. And another guy we call Catweasle due to his unkempt appearance reminding us of the character from 'Worrzell Gummage'

Steak

have a mate called cocknose!