teacherdee wrote: I often tell this story because I used to be terrified of drowning, but I think it would be a lovely way to die after my experience of what it feels like to lose consciousness from axphyxiation. After I tell it sometimes I like to have an argument about whether or not it is possible to choke to death on an ice-cube. I googled it, but there are too many sites aboot that god damned rapper for me to find anything useful.
teacherdee wrote: I often tell this story because I used to be terrified of drowning, but I think it would be a lovely way to die after my experience of what it feels like to lose consciousness from axphyxiation
Home Remedies: 1 . If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
foxy06 wrote: Do you have to wait for the kettle to boil?:rolleyes:
InFront wrote: But losing consciousness from choking would be quite different to the sensation of drowning, where your lungs are taking in water and breathing is uncomfortable, the heart starts to fail and body temperature would drop... it would be a much longer process. But glad your temporary asphyxiation was so... pleasant!!
Healio wrote: If you had of died, id imagine the your ex would be charged with murder. Bangs to the head, and no sign of the throat blockage as it has probably melted. . . . . .. .. . . . .. "No officer, she really did choke on a piece of ice!!"
Beelzebub wrote: Home Remedies: 1 . If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink. 4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you will be afraid to cough. 7. Have a bad toothache? Hit your thumb with a hammer; then you will forget about the toothache.. AND.....sometimes we just need to remember what The Rules of Life really are. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duc t tape.
mukki wrote: you gotta love the viz comic, though its been crap for over 10 years now
InFront wrote: I haven't heard that it's painless, you could be right, but drowning is very different to choking. The effort to try and breathe with water in your lungs, accompanied by trashing about and your circulation failing and subsequently temperature dropping would drag the process out more so than choking - where its pretty much straight to unconsciousness.
DarkJager wrote: From what I've heard of Ice-Cube, many women have nearly choked to death on him
tman wrote: I reckon urine would be the best bet in a situation like the OP's
tman wrote: It's still mildly amusing... (my bro got an annual for Christmas) I reckon urine would be the best bet in a situation like the OP's
teacherdee wrote: I've heard that drowning is one of the most pleasant ways to die
teacherdee wrote: 'In an experiment where dogs were suffocated by placing an air-tight rubber mask over the dogs' heads, it was shown that it took around 8 minutes for the dogs to go into cardiac arrest. Breathing movements continued and the animals engaged in violent struggle or had convulsions until the point of death.' So I suppose if the ice-cube could stay lodged for around that long I could die. I'll just keep on telling the story as my near-death experience.
Beelzebub wrote: 4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
grasshopa wrote: Gimme the width of the ice cube, the specific heat capacity, the width of the windpipe and the temperature of your body and move this to the Maths forum