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Guy watching porn next to me

I'm in an internet cafe and the guy next to me is watching hardcore porn!! AND he's writhing around on the seat - partial jerking off I suppose. Jebus, surely there's a line! And he seems pretty normal-looking - not an obvious weirdo.

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LordChessington wrote:

Apparently, it is only wrong to watch porn in a net cafe if it is against the policy of the cafe.

I've been told that it's illegal to display porn in a public place.

LordChessington wrote:

I was talking to a net cafe owner bfore who talked about how he discovered a customer watching child porn. He kept quiet, rang the police, and they nabbed him. Bugger (who has a wife and kids) got off free for the simple reason that he never saved any of the child porn to any media, therefore the police could do nothing.

This is the precise reason that I installed a logging proxy in my cafe. We had a guy who regularly came in looking at boys in shorts and swimsuits - nothing actually incriminating, but it's a bit dodgy to see a grown man looking at pictures of little boys in swimming togs all night. So I kept an eye on him and caught him downloading kiddy porn (images and video) from kazaa. I called the police and they explained that there was nothing they could do without evidence. I kept an eye on him for a few weeks after that until one time he forgot to delete his crap after him. This was enough to get him investigated, but even after raiding his house (which must surely have had dodgy stuff in it, as he always burnt his downloads to CD when he left) and taking our computer for analysis, he wasn't charged.

To add insult to injury, I caught the cheeky bastard in one of the other branches a few months later. Unfortunately, there were too many people in the cafe at the time to bring him out the back and break his joints.

Jeff_Lebowski wrote:

He had a piece of paper with him and was taking down the names and numbers of the girls he liked best. The pictures weren't pornographic but it really isn't the sort of thing you expect someone to be doing in public.

This happens all the time. I often wonder what has happened in these people's lives that they don't even care that everyone in the cafe now knows that they have to pay to get laid?

Dudess wrote:

I'm in an internet cafe and the guy next to me is watching hardcore porn!! AND he's writhing around on the seat - partial jerking off I suppose. Jebus, surely there's a line! And he seems pretty normal-looking - not an obvious weirdo.

Just wait til your sister brings him home and introduces him as her new bf!

me and the biz wrote:

A few days ago my girlfriend was in a net cafe on the quays. A auld fella sits down beside her, taps her on the arm and says "You don't mind if I look at one of my crazy films?!"
Her not paying attention says no I don't (she says she thought it'd be frankenstein or something), a few minutes later says to her with a filthy smile "I'm not disturbing you am I?" pointing to the screen. She looks at his screen and he's watching hardcore porn. lol

I think most of these people get off on the cafe being a public place

ew now thats CREEPY

A few days ago my girlfriend was in a net cafe on the quays. A auld fella sits down beside her, taps her on the arm and says "You don't mind if I look at one of my crazy films?!"
Her not paying attention says no I don't (she says she thought it'd be frankenstein or something), a few minutes later says to her with a filthy smile "I'm not disturbing you am I?" pointing to the screen. She looks at his screen and he's watching hardcore porn. lol

I think most of these people get off on the cafe being a public place

raheny red wrote:

I was checking my e-mails and there was a link to www.meatspin.com (d'oh, don't click it it's nsfw) after noticing that was kinda gay, I just clicked on a link of some porn galleries so I just sat there scrolling through. All of sudden I get a tap on the shoulder, me looks around and there is some geeky Asian standing there with a smirk on his face, "sorry, not here in".

I went so red and sat there for half hour as I was too embarrassed to walk to the counter to give him the money!

HI Raheny Red ! Which way do you swing?:D

In a net cafe in Galway last year a guy sat down next to me and proceeded to go through a Galway Escorts website. He had a piece of paper with him and was taking down the names and numbers of the girls he liked best.

The pictures weren't pornographic but it really isn't the sort of thing you expect someone to be doing in public.

Solitaryman666 wrote:

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I was checking my e-mails and there was a link to www.meatspin.com (d'oh, don't click it it's nsfw) after noticing that was kinda gay, I just clicked on a link of some porn galleries so I just sat there scrolling through. All of sudden I get a tap on the shoulder, me looks around and there is some geeky Asian standing there with a smirk on his face, "sorry, not here in".

I went so red and sat there for half hour as I was too embarrassed to walk to the counter to give him the money!

Mossy Monk wrote:

open minded i guess

She prob enjoyed checking out the naked guys over his shoulder anyway!

jester77 wrote:

The girl behind the counter said nothing

open minded i guess

Had a similar experience when travelling through Norway. Was in a tourist office in a small town. The office was small with just a counter and PC beside the door that anyone behind the counter can clearly see. There was a 30-something guy (probably a regular) in a suit in there during lunch browsing his email and opening gay porn, he even zoomed in on the pics. The girl behind the counter said nothing, couldn't believe it :eek:

julep wrote:

wouldn't it have been in the cache?

Yea, but you could argue that the cache is created without any deliberate action by yourself. If illegal porn was found in a cache anyone could argue that you clicked a link and a whole bunch of porn sites/ads just popped up, thus causing the images to appear in the cache.

Different matter if u save images to your pics folder. Deliberate action there so no defence. Hence the law that you can't be charged for just viewing kiddie porn on PC. Which isn't right tbh.

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Binomate wrote:

He probably has a tampon up his hole. That's fucking disgusting.

Imodium would be a better option for that sort of thing.

He probably has a tampon up his hole. That's fucking disgusting.

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I was caught watching porn before in an internet cafe before, but only pics, it was so embarrassing going up to the counter to pay at the end

i hope you're joking.

you do realise that the children involved have already been abused and left traumatised? so whether it is new or old is not an issue as far as child porn is concerned.
anyone even contemplating looking at child porn deserves to have their eyes poked out.

julep wrote:

are you saying that looking at child porn shouldn't be illegal?

Yes, but storing, buying, distributing or making it should certainly be illegal.

Ciaran500 wrote:

Don't see how it could (or should) be illegal to look at something.

are you saying that looking at child porn shouldn't be illegal?

LordChessington wrote:

Apparently, it is only wrong to watch porn in a net cafe if it is against the policy of the cafe. I was talking to a net cafe owner bfore who talked about how he discovered a customer watching child porn. He kept quiet, rang the police, and they nabbed him. Bugger (who has a wife and kids) got off free for the simple reason that he never saved any of the child porn to any media, therefore the police could do nothing. Pathetic, really

Don't see how it could (or should) be illegal to look at something.

eeeeewwwwwww. that would make me so uncomfortable. It's not right...i'd tell whoever is in charge definately

:(

LordChessington wrote:

In vets college? Studying the effects of bestiality, perhaps? :P

Apparently, it is only wrong to watch porn in a net cafe if it is against the policy of the cafe. I was talking to a net cafe owner bfore who talked about how he discovered a customer watching child porn. He kept quiet, rang the police, and they nabbed him. Bugger (who has a wife and kids) got off free for the simple reason that he never saved any of the child porn to any media, therefore the police could do nothing. Pathetic, really

wouldn't it have been in the cache?

InFront wrote:

Theres aguy who is always in the it Lab in the Vet college in UCD who sits with his back to the window, and everyone who sits facing him in the opposite aisle sees the porn he watches in the reflection!! Hes gay, too, it would seem.
I always feel like saying something but that would be way too cruel. He tries make it appear as though hes studying by placing folders beside him and occasionally glancing through his notes!!

In vets college? Studying the effects of bestiality, perhaps? :P

Apparently, it is only wrong to watch porn in a net cafe if it is against the policy of the cafe. I was talking to a net cafe owner bfore who talked about how he discovered a customer watching child porn. He kept quiet, rang the police, and they nabbed him. Bugger (who has a wife and kids) got off free for the simple reason that he never saved any of the child porn to any media, therefore the police could do nothing. Pathetic, really

seamus wrote:

A few years ago, some kid was caught walloping himself in one of the computer labs in the science block in UCD

Im famous for it in my college. They just cant stop me. I have a laptop, psp and big screen mobile just digesting porn from the college wifi network. I can pull my bellend at about 1.5mb/sec

Karl Hungus wrote:

OI! Mind your own business! I'm not looking at what you're doing! :mad:

haha a bit of galway-dublin teleportation **** ey ken? nice..

A few years ago, some kid was caught walloping himself in one of the computer labs in the science block in UCD. And it wasn't down the back, hidden away - it was in the middle of a packed lab, in the middle of the day. So you couldn't really say he was "caught".

After he was caught a second time, he was suspended and told he couldn't return until he got some counselling.

Strange people...

julep wrote:

i'm sure you get some people who wouldn't be quite used to the net and its pitfalls and they just click on the wrong link.
i'm sure everyone has fallen for that when they first used the net.

Thats what it was....he 'clicked on the wrong link' I didn't mean to click that flashing link to 'PORN PORN PORN'

Theres aguy who is always in the it Lab in the Vet college in UCD who sits with his back to the window, and everyone who sits facing him in the opposite aisle sees the porn he watches in the reflection!! Hes gay, too, it would seem.
I always feel like saying something but that would be way too cruel. He tries make it appear as though hes studying by placing folders beside him and occasionally glancing through his notes!!

julep wrote:

i'm sure you get some people who wouldn't be quite used to the net and its pitfalls and they just click on the wrong link.
i'm sure everyone has fallen for that when they first used the net.

Yes... and their phone accidently slips out of their pocket and starts recording it.

i'm sure you get some people who wouldn't be quite used to the net and its pitfalls and they just click on the wrong link.
i'm sure everyone has fallen for that when they first used the net.

julep wrote:

indeed. the quality would have been crap too.

all he needed to do was change the porn content to 3gp format and then send it to his phone.
not only cheap, but dumb too.

Well he had to lean back from the screen to film it as well... I seen it all on the secuirity cam footage...

I've since put a cyber sitter software on the computers and it sends me daily reports of sites it's blocked people from accessing... a good few people try and access porn alright.