whiskeyman wrote: I don't mean to get into a flap, but we've that one already...... birdbrain...
TheWolf wrote: Some of these jokes are just fowl...
whiskeyman wrote: The Liffey is fowl enough as it is.
monkeyfudge wrote: What I want to know is who is going to pay the bill for the clean up operation?
monkeyfudge wrote: You could have saved some puns for the rest of us, for ducks sake!
whiskeyman wrote: nope... ducks will do for the mo... The Liffey is fowl enough as it is. They ain't cleaning it up quack enough for my liking.I could go on, but I'll beak quiet for now...
vorbis wrote: Christ, people are grumpy today. They had people picking them up. isn't there something slighly better to moan about?
Degsy wrote: Isnt that akin to littering?I mean the things are made out of plastic its not like they'll biodegrade!!
Just The One wrote: I am sure that a lot of people heard about the "sponsor a duck" thing on the Liffey on Saturday. It cost €4 to sponsor a duck and it was in aid of Children's Hospital, Crumlin. Apparently the 150,000 ducks were sponsored which means 150,000 x €4 = €600,000. That sounds great - but according to reports on Sunday they raised €120,000 for the hospital - what happened the other €480,000?
Mantel wrote: They had two boats of people picking the ducks up and throwing them to people on the bridges and quays'. That solves the litter problem as people where going mad for them, they should have been arrested for bio-warfare. I can't belive people would touch something that's came out of the liffy.
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Degsy wrote: No it doesnt.I vote these envirinmental vandals are tracked down and made to eat every last duck before being shot.
Archeron wrote: You must admit its not something you get to say everyday.
Zulu wrote: Indeed. ...but that doesn't do much to help the situation does it?
Zulu wrote: Well thats my point. There's feicen rubber ducks everywhere.
Zulu wrote: ..who's going to clean up? So it's ok to dump 150000 bit's of sh1t in the liffey now? I'm all for charity, but wtf happens to the ducks? "Ah sure it's grand, they'll float away". :rolleyes:
monkeyfudge wrote: Ah... I was wondering what the giant duck mascot walking around Grattan Bridge was for... I thought it was Slappy the 'Don't Jump in the Liffey' Duckling from the Island of Misfit Mascots.