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Chat Up Lines

Gator

Ok....we all know they suck ass when your sober or looking at other fools actually trying to use them but when I go out with my mates we have a good laugh to see who can come up with cheesiest ...its gas..

my personal favourite is "my names Justin.....justin incredible"....anyone have any funny ones

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Dun laoire

"sit here on my lap, we can talk about the first thing that pops up"

Success rate: 0

BrenC

"my name is Bond, Polly Bond, Im here to fill in your crack" lol, I couldn't stop laughing when I heard that first.

Daithio

A friend of mine once told a Swedish girl 'I'd heard Swedish women were beautiful, but now I know for sure.' How ****ing cheesy is that? The sad thing is it worked too.

Blisterman

My friend uses "If I weren't gay, I'd sleep with you"

Surprisingly, it actually works.

me and the biz

One my mate has used on a few occasions

Him "If your left leg was Easter and your right leg was Christmas... Can I visit between the holidays?"

Success rate = 0 lol

Tha Gopher

DaveMcG wrote:

I've never used it, but I intend to:

"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice -- hi, I'm Dave..."

*conversation ensues resulting in sex for Dave*

That's the plan, anywho

ROFL, thats brilliant

I dont go for that cheese, I just get drunk and start waffling about how beautiful they are. Rather bad example of my oh so rare failings and slip ups a few weeks back, was chattin to a Filipino bird outside Spirit

Me "So where do ya work?"
Her "I work in the Rotunda hospital"
Me (rubbered)"No way..... I was born there!"

:rolleyes:

So much in common

marius

fav: 'How's your arse for lovebites?'

2'nd fav: 'nice tits - do you like my arse?'

....im very lonely

Doolittle51

"look at your watch"
<girl looks at her watch>
"It's late, you'll do - get your coat"

Kinetic^

Gator wrote:

my personal favourite is "my names Justin.....justin incredible"....anyone have any funny ones

Believe it or not, he actually uses this line....and it works!!!

I use the line...."Lose the pantaloons", perfect record so far

galah

Vodka Junkie wrote:

It doesn't get much sadder than that.

Yes, it does:
One chancer in a nightclub in Dublin (off his trolley, I hope!) a couple of years ago:

"Hey, wanna f*ck?"

Setun

Vodka Junkie wrote:

Can't claim to have ever used a chat-up line with the intention of it working but I do remember one we had a few years ago: "You must live in the woods...
Because you're a fox!" It doesn't get much sadder than that.

^ Lmao

My mate actually uses this one:
"Hello there Miss, I'm afraid I'm going to have to take you down to the station under section 2A of the looking-too-hot Act 2006"
Hasn't really worked for him yet...

thelordofcheese

My personal favourite is:

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

stovelid

Not really a chat up line but it made me laugh.
At my wedding, my best man's brother was chatting up a girl. When his mate was going to bed, we heard the mate call over to him

"Are we still going swimming in the morning?".

"Yes" he answered.

The mate says "what room are you in?"

He looks at at the girl (genuinely confused) and says "what room are we in?".

Dave!

I've never used it, but I intend to:

"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice -- hi, I'm Dave..."

*conversation ensues resulting in sex for Dave*

That's the plan, anywho

Vodka Junkie

Can't claim to have ever used a chat-up line with the intention of it working but I do remember one we had a few years ago: "You must live in the woods...
Because you're a fox!" It doesn't get much sadder than that.