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One Handed Bra Opening. Can You Do It?

Pighead

Pighead can do it with his eyes shut at this stage. It wasn't always so easy though. I remember back in 91 trying to undo Mary Brennans bra and making a right mess of it almost strangling the poor girl in the process. Lets just say there wasn't any breast feeling for Pighead that day.

Thank Christ I had an understanding sister who let me practice on her in my early teens(Undoing her bra that is you filthy beasts). All those hours of practise paid dividents in the intervening hornbag years and today I find it as challenging as a thread in After Hours.

What about you chaps with no sisters, how have you managed over the years. And what aboutthe chicks, how the fcuk do you do that thing where you take the bra off from underneath your top and pull it out of the sleeve. Thats never ever fails to impress me.

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Kersh

If im wearing one, yes, and on my girlfriend yes.

Lord Oz

You must have big manboobs.

dimerocks

i used to be awful at it to the stage where i feared the bra, now my fear has subsided and I am much better. Not at one handed stage yet mind you. And then sometimes you get those really tricky bastards. And front openers...jesus most of the time you don't see them coming. Its tough being a guy, girls have it easy the hardest bit if the belt and thats fcuking piss.

Merrick

Ha ha, I can take my bra off and pull it out my sleeve, and you'll never find out how...

gimmick

Sorry pighead.

[Deleted User]

My boyfriend can. Impressive trick

Pighead

bluewolf wrote:

My boyfriend can. Impressive trick

The fact that you say its and impressive trick implies that he is in the minority. Would Pighead be correct to assume this bluewolf? I'm sure you've had a few bras unclasped on you in your time. Would it be fair to say that the majority of lads have been fumblers? If my hunch is correct then this poll is being voted for by LIARS

Scraggs

Yeah I'd have to agree with ya PH most lads are fumblers [well imo at least...]

mad m

Can do it left handed and right handed.I wonder if Christy Brown could of done it with his left foot?

petes

Try to do it when you are drunk....with two hands.

[Deleted User]

Minority indeed, IIRC

missingtime

Yep i've become quite the pro at this stage. Can even do it left handed!!! I even done it in front of one of the girlfriends friends. She was well impressed but not so much the gf.
If its a new bra though then its a little trickier. But practice makes perfect and it is probably the best type of practice there is.

WhiteWashMan

yes.

with either hand.

scojones

I thought everyone could do this... Yay to being in a minority!

Pighead

sjones wrote:

I thought everyone could do this... Yay to being in a minority!

Yeah the same thing happened when Pighead told his buddies he could open bras with his teeth. I was shocked this wasn't commonplace amongst blokes.

Giblet

I open 2 bras at the same time, one in each hand.

What I'm impying is that two girls wanted me to take off their bras so I could feel their mammaries because I'm am too much man.

[Deleted User]

maybe I just knew some clumsy guys or forgot
*shrug*

ambro25

I'm mindful of the thread title, but you left out the 'look, no hands!' option, and I feel unduly prejudiced

EDIT Pighead beat me to the post with his 20:53 effort. Note to self - must compare notes with the porcine cranium some day for much mirth I'm sure /EDIT

Seasoned pro here, not yet met one that was problematic enough to warrant two hands - and that includes brassieres (or do you call them corsets as well in IE?)

(...but then again I am the most modest

)

muckwarrior

I'd manage it sometimes alright, but I'd always have the other hand ready just in case.

I remember years ago though, probably one of the first bras I encountered, while very very drunk, no matter what I tried the bastard wouldn't open so I got pissed off and just broke it open! Needless to say she wasn't very happy when she went to close it again

eoinf

i can do it just by looking at one

shazam

scojones

Pighead wrote:

Yeah the same thing happened when Pighead told his buddies he could open bras with his teeth. I was shocked this wasn't commonplace amongst blokes.

We are kings Pighead. Kings.

Mr. Presentable

One of my first, must've spent 10 minutes on it before she told me it was a front loader

Pighead

Giblet wrote:

I open 2 bras at the same time, one in each hand.

What I'm impying is that two girls wanted me to take off their bras so I could feel their mammaries because I'm am too much man.

There is no way Pigheads giving you credit for that Giblet. We both know you're not telling the whole story. As you conveniently forgot to inform the people of boards those two "girls" whose bras you unclasped were actually mannequins from Ann Summers. And if you deny this fact then answer us this. Have you been in Ann Summers at all this year? JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION.

Steoob

i cant take one off with my thumb and one single finger from the front of the girl and can often do it without my girlfriend noticing

... AND i can take it off from under her top too... ive become fairly pro at it these days

snickerpuss

Yeah my boyfriend can, he does it without me noticing! Damn him...

Kastro

my gf normally goes nuts when i do it to her..
she makes me do it back up with one hand..
hence im a pro

Pighead

Kastro wrote:

my gf normally goes nuts when i do it to her..
she makes me do it back up with one hand..
hence im a pro

Kastro bring her out rollerskating and undo her bra through her jumper while shes going down a steep hill Its hilarious watching them try and keep their balance whilst holding their breasticles.

[Jackass]

I got the one handed flick down to a tee...but here's one for you, I can also do it with 1 foot...true story!

CathyMoran

Smccarrick can do it, even if I am wearing a top or even a coat...he even was able to do it when he broke his finger.

Gandhi

Would I lose marks for using scissors? Or get extra points for being thoughtful enough to carry said scissors?