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Pherekydes

In view of the popular thread about the Times' rich list, I thought I'd start our own.

I'll go first:

I'm worth €7.43

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billy the squid

15 euro in notes
3.80 in coins
6 33cl bottles of heineken
1 50cl can of heineken
20 silk cut
2 lighters, one has a blue light at the end

andrew163

Piggy bank.... €50
Bank balance -€4 (damn you stamp duty

)
Total money that's readily available €36

Non-cash...

About 30 guitar plecs (bwahahahahaahahahahah.. beat that Sofaspud).. €3
Desktop pooter... €300
Laptop *hugs laptop* €850 (although I'd rather sell my right arm than sell that if it came down to it)
Guitar (incl pedals/amp/case) €200 (its badly scratched >.<)
Games built up over the years about €100
Savings account €10

so.. total worth is about €1499
Not bad for a college student..

c - 13

billy the squid wrote:

15 euro in notes
3.80 in coins
6 33cl bottles of heineken
1 50cl can of heineken
20 silk cut
2 lighters, one has a blue light at the end

You got big pockets billy.

scojones

I'm a millionaire. Ask anyone in Shannon

Nah seriously, my mates started a rumour in Shannon about two years ago that I won the lotto. I was out that night in the local wearing a suit - because I had just graduated from college, I think it was a diploma at the time. I proceeded into the nightclub and my mate was djing, and he announced over the mic that I won the lotto and that rounds were on me. I was freaked, and weasled my way out of not buying everyone drinks - thankfully because I had like 50 euro on me. That night was amazing, women will do anything when they think you have money, if you know what I mean

I thought nothing of it and went back to Tralee, my parents on the other hand were living a nightmare. They couldn't go shopping without getting stopped by people. My father was stopped four times going down one isle in Tesco's and he just had to leave. My cousin called my mother from SPAIN to ask if it was true, the rumour reached that far! It was gas. I had girls asking me to marry them, and guys I didn't know asking me for 12 grand. Best night of my life

So then, I get in a taxi last Monday, and the driver gives off to me for not tipping him when I'm leaving the cab - he says "No wonder you're still a millionaire, you're a tight cúnt!". Mental!

takethebiscuit

so, did ya win it or not?

DEmeant0r

LadyLotts wrote:

About €12, £25, a bottle of peach schnapps, 2 John Player, a silver lighter in the shape of a nakey lady and a cheque book to a bank account that is empty.

I'm going to mug your peach schnapps, your cigs and your naked lady lighter

oh and i'm worth 7 quid

scojones

takethebiscuit wrote:

so, did ya win it or not?

It was rumoured that I won 3.5 million

rainbow kirby

/me clears out pockets
€5, a Nintendo DS and 2 games, a packet of chewing gum, a bus card, my bank card giving me access to about €200...

0utshined

Lump wrote:

Eh.... 2.85 Million is more then 2.34 Million.

Correct, but mortgages are money owed to the bank so have to be deducted.

Edit: I made all of that up by the way.

Sleepy

In my pockets right now:
Mobile Phone, 17 Silk Cut Blue, lighter, keys and €345.35.

I love drunken blackjack.

[edit, found another €100 in my other pocket, thank you Colossus!

]

Cravez

500 euro, 140kg of cast iron, Sagem 1.3 mega pixel camara phone and a good few thousand euros amount of food that have been put into my body

Riamfada

Im naked. What does that make me?

irlrobins

netwhizkid wrote:

€15Million as of last Tuesday Week. I have seen my personal fortune gain 33% alone since January.

ah that's almost as funny as your circle of friends.

arbeitsscheuer

€200 in the bank.
Nokia3410 I got 3 years ago (I love my brick).
14 Camel Lights
€2.55 in change in my wallet.
Zippo Lighter with "Arsenal" on the front.

and a half-full black biro. With a grip.

I'm minted, I am.

melekalikimaka

minus 567.58. help

mang87

Uhm, I've got a receipt for tescos for 3.34

Some water in a glass over there. Think that's mine too

Dizzyblabla

well.. I have a lotto ticket that cost me €6, 14 B&H, and about €42 in my wallet, but it's the lotto ticket that's going to get me €6million tonight!! - ooh the plans I have for it!

casanova_kid

netwhizkid wrote:

€15Million as of last Tuesday Week. I have seen my personal fortune gain 33% alone since January.

All that money, and yet you still nearly had a mental breakdown over a bit of a virus.

Setun

Michael Cravez wrote:

500 euro, 140kg of cast iron, Sagem 1.3 mega pixel camara phone and a good few thousand euros amount of food that have been put into my body

Cast Iron doesn't count

I've got a Motorola V220, with no back cover. Also a piece of holy turf, and some holy water. Session anyone?

Agent Smith

Personal wealth: roughtly, 70-80k in stock, currently have 4878.91 in my bank account....

God bless my Grandmother, and God bless her stockbroker

Ri_Nollaig

netwhizkid wrote:

€15Million as of last Tuesday Week. I have seen my personal fortune gain 33% alone since January.

lol - i wont say anything

my personal wealth:
do you accept bits of string?

Blowfish

netwhizkid wrote:

€15Million as of last Tuesday Week. I have seen my personal fortune gain 33% alone since January.

Monopoly money doesn't count.

byte

€14.97, 8 Marlboro Lights, a BiC lighter and a phone with €17 or so credit!

Zillah

I've managed to spend about 120e in the last two days on nights out, one was a 21st though.

Very upset. I now have 12e in my account. I do have precious valuable organs though...

aidan_dunne

sjones wrote:

.....women will do anything when they think you have money.....

sjones wrote:

I had girls asking me to marry them.....

This is why I never let on to women how much I'm worth. If they can't love me for me and are only interested in how big my bank balance is, they're not worth it. It's funny how in the last 5 or 6 years or so more and more Irish women seem to have become obsessed with money and only go for guys who have a fat wallet and a flash car. I know this debate has raged here on Boards over and over in the past and I'm not trying to start another one but I've definitely seen it myself, and a lot of my friends have also said to me that they've come across it themselves increasingly over the past few years.

Personally, I blame that 'Sex & The City' shíte. I reckon it started putting mad notions into the heads of all of the young wans in this country!

As for how much I'm worth myself, well, I'm fairly careful with money and not short of a few bob, that's all I'll say (don't want the gold-diggers coming after me!

mayhem#

0utshined wrote:

Four houses with a current market value of ~€1.3 million between them, outstanding mortgage is €285,000

1 city centre apartment worth €320,000, mortgage 173,000.

Stock worth ~€875,000 as of close of business today

Bonds worth €270,000

€25,462.22 in a deposit account

€12,321.12 in my current account

€722.32 in my wallet

Total : €2345505.66

I win.

You single?

E.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

I'm wearing socks!!!:D

now thats real luxury!!!!

Dizzyblabla

aidan_dunne wrote:

This is why I never let on to women how much I'm worth. If they can't love me for me and are only interested in how big my bank balance is, they're not worth it. It's funny how in the last 5 or 6 years or so more and more Irish women seem to have become obsessed with money and only go for guys who have a fat wallet and a flash car. I know this debate has raged here on Boards over and over in the past and I'm not trying to start another one but I've definitely seen it myself, and a lot of my friends have also said to me that they've come across it themselves increasingly over the past few years.

I feel bad that you can honestly think that women are that shallow...

arbeitsscheuer

Dizzyblabla wrote:

I feel bad that you can honestly think that women are that shallow...

Most aren't - but you gotta guard against the few that are.

ST*

Dizzyblabla wrote:

I feel bad that you can honestly think that women are that shallow...

I am going to take the risk here and label men the same way they label women. They go after looks first, so they deserve every shallow cow they come across.

In fairness, men and women will express their hatred for the opposite sex every other day on AH and on PI, broaden your mind, and realise it is a two way thing, and they are people you choose. Stop blaming everyone else.