Kryton: Sir, they clearly have a technology far greater than our own. Lister: So do the Albanian State Washing Machine Company. Rimmer: Alright Kryton, step up to red alert! Kryton: Are you sure Sir? It does mean changing the bulb.
R0ot wrote: Kryton from Red Dwarf Classic Dwarf!
Captain Blackadder: You see, Baldrick, in order to prevent war two great super-armies developed. Us, the Russians and the French on one side, Germany and Austro-Hungary on the other. The idea being that each army would act as the other's deterrent. That way, there could never be a war. Private Baldrick: Except, this is sort of a war, isn't it? Captain Blackadder: That's right. There was one tiny flaw in the plan. Lieutenant George: O, what was that? Captain Blackadder: It was bollocks.
Kryten: They've taken Mr. Rimmer. Sir, they've taken Mr. Rimmer. The Cat: Quick, let's get out of here before they bring him back.
Lister: At the same time, you're talking about a man who in the first sign of danger runs to the back room and cowers underneath the scanning table. Ace Rimmer: Skipper, you can't judge a book by its cover. Lister: And you can't confuse Rimmer with a book. For a start, a book's got a spine.
"You'll never see an old person eating a Twix" Karl once mentions 'footage' exists of cave-men wearing underwear, also called "bear pants" If we didn't invent the aeroplane "we'd probably have grown wings by now". Karl's parenting advice is to "sort of look after it [the child], feed it, make sure it's got shoes and that, but let it roam about". He would be able to know if anyone was a nudist, because if they were going on holiday, they would not have much luggage. Karl believes that because jellyfish are 97% water, we should "give 'em another three percent and make 'em water - it's more useful".
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Geff wrote: Dougal? :eek:
impr0v wrote: David Koresh