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Caught in the act.

crang

Just wondering if anyone on this fabulous website has ever been in an embarressing situation involving you, your girlfriend/boyfriend and a mother walking in to the room. Would be interesting to read.

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biko

senordingdong wrote:

but countless people had to walk past....ahahahaaa.

eeeewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!! There's a time and a place...

senordingdong

Yes...and it was at 4am, in a laneway.

In fairness though, none of them seemed to mind, so I can only assume they were in the same situation before and were understanding of our plight.

Hal1

da1&only wrote:

I was caught in the act by my gf's mother.We were upstairs in her room which was in the attic which is above her parents room.It was a monday night and i wasn't allowed o stay over but for some reason it seemed like a good idea.To cut a long story short i was caught bollox naked on top with her moaning when her mother walked and just screamed.I had to walk down the stairs past her on my way out of the house i could bearly keep a straight face at.I laughed all the way home ha ha ha wasnt allowed back near the house for about six months

Lol snigerring past the ma on the way out classic haha i just fuked yer daughter lol :v:

simu

Aisling(",) wrote:

I was giving head at the Gaelteacht when the principal drove up had to run to my house.luckily it was the last night and i won't have to see him till june(hopefully he'll have forgotten.Oh and a group of fellas and girls walked by on the way home aswell.

Same situation as above except at 02 in the park a few people saw even a girl out of my class

Jeebus! The guy must have gained a real love for the native tongue that summer. o_O

jrey1981

never bn caught luckily enough, but in halls at uni there was a young lady in the room across from me who was very vocal when she was having it away...

I am pretty sure the whole floor - a couple of dozen people - must have heard. We all found it hilarious.

She then went to live in the flat above a former housemate of mine a few years later.

Another time, when I was about 10, was staying at a friends and we were watching a movie with his Dad in his parents bedroom. There was a mirror on top of the TV.

His mum walked through the bedroom, walked into the ensuite, had a shower and then came out starkers to get a towel - everything on view in the mirror that was sitting on the TV - corrupted my poor (not very) innocent 10 year old mind!

Cue straight faces and not a word said from my friend or his Dad.

smiley_knees

Aisling(",) wrote:

The guys were older then me aswell and I t'was a bit drunk.:o

Mmm, group statutory rape and underage alcoholism...It has all the makings of a great story :cool:

solicitous

Aisling(",) wrote:

I was giving head at the Gaelteacht when the principal drove up had to run to my house.luckily it was the last night and i won't have to see him till june(hopefully he'll have forgotten.Oh and a group of fellas and girls walked by on the way home aswell.

Same situation as above except at 02 in the park a few people saw even a girl out of my class

Here you are going to need this luvvy:

Citizens Information Centre
Address: City CentreDublin CIS

Phone: (01) 8090633

Big Ears

smiley_knees wrote:

Mmm, group statutory rape and underage alcoholism...It has all the makings of a great story :cool:

I'm sure one of the tabloids would only be too happy to buy it off her , infact the story doesn't even have to be true .

solicitous

Look this one was giving out bjs at 13. shes no angel, so I would be suprised if she hasnt already had sex yet.

*It will not make him love you, or like you even more.
at best he will return for 2nds

*Your friends dont think you are great for doing it, and at the
first sign of a break in a friendship they will use it against you.

When I was 16/17 some of my friends were all talk about it, one of them done it first. things were fine for a while, but she fell out with one of the other girls and was cast out of the group. I kept my mouth shut but some of the others were really mean to her and called her awful names.

Seriously girl, wise up. You dont get second chances.

MoonTV

was meeting girlfriend in her house, hand up top when her mother who we thought wouldn't be back for ages walked in!

god was that akward!

Big Knox

Some quality ones in there

Have a few funnies myself.

Last year after the jobs christmas party, (thinkin about it, would of been a year this weekend) went home with a girl that I work with. Unfortunatly at the time i was back living at home, was v drunk so decided to bring her back to my parents house, on the grounds we be quite.

So we get into bed and the two of us are finding the whole thing hilariously funny trying to be so quite. So after much calming down we get down to business, and lets just say she didn't keep her promise!

Few minutes later, my bedroom door opens up and i turn to see a silhouette of my dad standing in the doorway. Hallway light clearly shining onto my fully naked arse, with said girls legs up past my shoulders!!! Door closes.

The next morning, we rush downstairs and out the front door. Brought her home. I return to my house, parents are both up having breakfast. Hesitantly I walk into the kitchen to say good morning. Knowing my dad, he was not going to be happy. I sit down at the table and grab some toast, not looking at either of them. My dad turns to me and says "Ya wouldn't even bring her in for some breakfast, poor girl must be starving!!!!"

Surprisingly it was possibly one of the funniest moments of my life.

Big Knox

Just thought of another there reading back through some of the others.

Was on holidays with my ex in butlins in wales.

Anyway her whole family were there, parents, sisters and their boyfriends, her brother etc. Good group of us, they go every year.

Anyway they had a house rented for the 5 days, just one of those holiday villages in the park itself. But her parents had a strict, boys stay in there own room and the girls stay in theres. Bit weird but i sappose ya can see why. Anyway after the first few days the sexual tension was really building up and we both needed rid of it

So we were at the swimming pool with her sister and her boyfriend. We had planned earlier to leave early and go somwhere quiet!! So we left the pool and jumped into a family sized cubicle to change. Surprisingly she made the first move and lets say we got a little out of hand. Up against the walls etc. Family place bad thing to do i know, but couldn't help it!!!

So when we finish, was fairly quick tbh, We get changed quickly and go to leave. I open the door and as i held it open for her the door next to mine opens and a man of about 40 walks out, he glares at me clearly after hearing or rather feeling the walls shaking, I try not to make eye contact but then i notice, right behind him his two kids come walking out!!!!

Oh the shame.

yawnstretch

I've been caught not too seriously in one situation or another a couple of times but one event stands out in my mind as a pretty close call.

I'd been seeing this girl from my neighbourhood for a while and in spite of her super strict, uber-religious parents we'd started to do something quite risky - basically in the middle of the night (we were both in our midteens) I would sneak onto their premises, climb onto their garage roof and creep across to her bedroom window on the 2nd storey of their house.

When her bedroom window was open then in I'd go through and we'd mess about for a bit in her bed before noises from her parents room (next room!) would scare me home.

So one night Im up to this same old routine. I avoid the house security lights, cleverly manage not to wake the wolf-hound sleeping in the garage, and make my way across the roof and am crouching on the window sill (a la Spiderman) about to open the unlocked window over her room when I JUST manage to spy a teeny note:

"MY MAM IS SLEEPING HERE TONIGHT!"

-Now that was a close one.:cool:

Rabies

"MY MAM IS SLEEPING HERE TONIGHT!"

-Now that was a close one.

Why didn't you go for it

faceman

Ive been caught a few times n the gas thing is ive never learned!

1) on a beach in portmarnock. the sun had come up and some sado's like to go walking their dogs at 6am..

2) by the ma, but she "pretended" not to notice and went about her business!

3) not sure if this counts but was lampin an ex out of it while (unbeknown to me) her ex was in the next room and woke up to sound of uh and ahs! He started hammering the door!

4) got caught havin a pedal & krank once. Not many punters will admit that!

DrummerBoy

coolsmileygirl wrote:

Been also caught at it in a couple of pubs in swords, the harp and the lamb
(It was his birthday): D

I think that might have been me who caught you!!!

Rabies

pedal & krank

huh?

faceman

Rabies wrote:

huh?

pedal and krank -- aka tom hank? aka j.arthur rank?

uglyfish3

couple of years ago had just finished the usual frollicks with an ex and i found my phone unlocked, thot nothing of it
but went home for the weekend for me bday and found that during the act, i had accidently phoned a friend of mine, but it was during the night so it went to his answering machine................it was quite funny, but not when he played it on speaker and the parents walked in but heard the whole thing, ah sure it's all in good fun........the ex went crazy tho,she obviously didnt like hearing her own moans,haha

RobertFoster

Rabies wrote:

huh?

****.

ExoduS 18.11

I'm only coming here to leave lol, some pretty embarassing others quite disturbing !

Victor

daosulli wrote:

God I wanna go back to CP's

Yeah, them CP girls are slappers.

And so am I.

Dave!

Big Knox wrote:

Some quality ones in there

Have a few funnies myself.

Last year after the jobs christmas party, (thinkin about it, would of been a year this weekend) went home with a girl that I work with. Unfortunatly at the time i was back living at home, was v drunk so decided to bring her back to my parents house, on the grounds we be quite.

So we get into bed and the two of us are finding the whole thing hilariously funny trying to be so quite. So after much calming down we get down to business, and lets just say she didn't keep her promise!

Few minutes later, my bedroom door opens up and i turn to see a silhouette of my dad standing in the doorway. Hallway light clearly shining onto my fully naked arse, with said girls legs up past my shoulders!!! Door closes.

The next morning, we rush downstairs and out the front door. Brought her home. I return to my house, parents are both up having breakfast. Hesitantly I walk into the kitchen to say good morning. Knowing my dad, he was not going to be happy. I sit down at the table and grab some toast, not looking at either of them. My dad turns to me and says "Ya wouldn't even bring her in for some breakfast, poor girl must be starving!!!!"

Surprisingly it was possibly one of the funniest moments of my life.

faceman wrote:

lampin

lmao!!!

solicitous

faceman wrote:

1) on a beach in portmarnock. the sun had come up and some sado's like to go walking their dogs at 6am..
4) got caught havin a pedal & krank once.

ahh the post Tomangos shag huh?

Who caught you having a peddle by the way? laughed when i seen it, humour me some more

faceman

solicitous wrote:

ahh the post Tomangos shag huh?
Who caught you having a peddle by the way? laughed when i seen it, humour me some more

lol yes the post Joe Mango's session, ive only ever been there twice and got lucky both times! Dont knock it till uve tried it....

Got caught by the ma havin a peddle, she just closed the door and walked out. so i continued, a man's got to do what a man's got to do!

Altho it doesnt beat the story of the dude who was peddlin with his girlfriends knickers on his head. after he finished he noticed some tea and toast beside his bed. The ma had walked in and left it while he was "mid master"!! Classic!

solicitous

faceman wrote:

so i continued, a man's got to do what a man's got to do!
Altho it doesnt beat the story of the dude who was peddlin with his girlfriends knickers on his head. after he finished he noticed some tea and toast beside his bed. The ma had walked in and left it while he was "mid master"!! Classic!

im suprised you could finish the job at hand hahah
oh and re the knickers one.. your mother has just learned to carry on and ignore you. jeez boy get a lock on your door

Linoge

Well, we all know what what the most sensitive part of your body really is when you're havin a ****. Your ears!

Don't you know it.:D

solicitous

Very true

Linoge wrote:

Well, we all know what what the most sensitive part of your body really is when you're havin a ****. Your ears!

Don't you know it.:D

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DrummerBoy wrote:

I think that might have been me who caught you!!!

???? What

DrummerBoy

I've been a bouncer there (lamb) for a long time now.

Just taking the piss!