What famous person/celebrity do you secretly fancy? One that you'd never really like to admit to publicly? When I was about 5 I really fancied the drummer from Culture Club AND had a bit of a thing for Adam Ant. Now my standards have escalated beyond all realms of possibilty

and I think there's something about saucy about that high-waisted trouser chappy from the X-Factor - too embarassed to write his name