im pretty drunk

/me hands Saruman a medal for outstanding bravery in the face of drunkenness.
Kudos to you sir.
Although if you can still find the euro symbol on your keyboard, I reckon you stopped drinking too soon.

im on my way to joining u man

Yeah I'm drinking a beer too man, boards is way better than going out.

like i have any choice
(me is broke)

Yeah me too, I spent all my money on computer shít LOL

Such a nerd.

ah well
drink up *raises a can*

I'm being posh and drinking out of a glass actually.
ooOOOooo well excuse meeEEeee

Ahh! Aldi - just wish they'd get their act together and just have an off-licence more local to me - reckon they could wipe the floor with the off-licence trade - er- if they just stuck to wine - 'nuff said. Leave the rich-bastards wines to offies (>€6) Think everyone is happy then as this is a fair division of markets.

Of course I don't boycott their > €6 wines either - competition is what's needed here - Death to protectionism!

SantaHoe wrote:

I'm being posh and drinking out of a glass actually.
ooOOOooo well excuse meeEEeee

laaaaa deee daaaaaaaa

The finest crystal the Czech republic has to offer... it's - aw fcuk forgot I broke them. Replacements I bought in Tesco's and they are in the Czech republic - possibly still one of the finest

Ah thanks elvis, now I crave wine

I suppose I can just pretend this beer is wine, but if I expect to taste wine and actually taste beer, d'you think I'd puke?
If only Jesus was here, he could turn my 2litre of mineral water into a nice bottle of wine.
But if Jesus is God, then he surely has the whole omni-precense thing going on... so he really is here... either that or I've got my wires crossed in a really big way.
Maybe a mod can move this to the christianity forum?

SantaHoe wrote:

Ah thanks elvis, now I crave wine
I suppose I can just pretend this beer is wine, but if I expect to taste wine and actually taste beer, d'you think I'd puke?
If only Jesus was here, he could turn my 2litre of mineral water into a nice bottle of wine.
But if Jesus is God, then he surely has the whole omni-precense thing going on... so he really is here... either that or I've got my wires crossed in a really big way.
Maybe a mod can move this to the christianity forum?

Sweet jumpin' Jesus! Your post actually makes sense to me so I know I'm locked :eek:

He could do that - but he's like the fcukin Gardai -never around when ya need him - useful or what?

Yup Jesus has clearly failed on the omni-presence test. He was at Canaan - er and a couple of work does I was at

but apart from that omnipresence is urgently needed here. Does anyone know how to contact the pope?

the pope light?

like batman isnt it?

Problem is I don't have an Icon of Yevgenivy to stick on me searchlight to alert the pope + plus I'd be brickin' about the Chechens if I did

It'd be interesting trying to convict jesus with something in court wouldn't it?
Law talkin guy: Where were you on the date in question?
Jesus: Everywhere you stupid monkey, get some skillz.

jesus and pals

Lawyer: so jesus you say you were everywhere?
jesus: yeah
lawyer: so technically you were at the scene of the crime?
jesus: damnit i guess so

Customs and exise: So on the 27th November 3AD you turned 25 gallons of water into wine - you owe us €1,150

... Aw wtf. scrapin bottom of barel here. Yes and at the time of perpertation 4:59pm on Sunday, I was legally dead... My resurrecion wasn't until 5:01pm I married Mary Magdelaine.
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Jesus that was a frebee and and a one off ya blew it!

Jesus I was was brought up a Christian never expecting god to give a rat's-ass about me...Holy **** had no idea you hated Christians as much as I did - schwing

Yeah really, wtf are you talking about... I'm completely lost.
You've trancended our mental plain and have taken on other forms.

*keeps the beer flowing*

neuro-praxis

I win.

I just crawled in the door a few minutes ago.

I had some dodgy fish for dinner, followed by half a bottle of Celbridge off licence's very finest, cheapest vodka, followed by half a bottle of free Champagne courtesy of M&S.

My burps taste like smoked cod, vomit and vodka.