10 reasons everyone should be a writer:
- Everyone has to communicate in some way, so the skills to practice are not bad.
- It will get you laid.
- Guaranteed.
- It's a great art form, perfect for self-expression.
- You can use the sentence structure of your choice to attract men. Wow, subordinate clauses? If you know what I mean, I want to take you to a picnic.
- This is a skill required for almost every job. Saying you're a competent writer will never look weird.
- Unless your job is in a book-burning factory. Then maybe they don't appreciate it.
- Also, I'm not sure you can have factories that destroy things instead of making them. What is the definition of a factory anyway?
- It's cheap to do. You just need something to write and something to write about.
- As an art form, it offers you endless possibilities. poetry. novel. non-fiction. song writing. screenwriter. Marketing. they call it.
