People who use the Irish language version of their name.
For example, people who were born, christened and registered as Paul Murphy, for example, who start going by Pól Ó'Murachú.
These Fcukking dome heads who congregate in areas for ‘sea swimming’.
Kernts spend 25 seconds in the sea and two and half hours drying their cluster.
Stonewall cretins and super- tosser class.
People ho dresses in a certain way to make them look Classy.
Aren't tattoo's meant to be visible on occasion?
Whats got the highest thanks so far?
Absolute tosser actually.
A poster correcting another poster's grammar on an internet message board is a sure sign of a complete tosser.
Some people are mixing up Twats with Tossers.
Tossers definitely have a different vibe to them. There has to be a touch of the toff to tossers.
Prime example are “the hunt crowd”. 99/100 there is a tosser riding the horse thinking they own the place.
Seems a fairly recent one in Ireland but people saying "super good" and other nonsense Americanisms. Sounds like new speak.
Neck bearded?
Any visible tattoos?
White socks with the flip flips?
Ah no, I don't mind the lycra lads. It depends on the road though, if it's narrow and you're stuck behind them, that can be bothersome! I see a lot of them out my way but there is room to safely go around them. If I see people cycle with their hands down by their sides, or in their pockets, now that is tosser behaviour!
was looking out the second floor window in work there a while ago…lad passed by on the foot-path on one a them sit-down e-scooters,man-bun,artic explorer type jacket(un-zipped)flapping wide open in the breeze,shorts and flip-flops…ultimate w@nker or just a tosser?
I'd go as far as to say anyone on an e-bike who doesn't pedal should be shot with frozen balls of their own shite. They're not cycling.
Plus mobile phone use in cars should be the same sentence as drink driving.
It's almost as if the risks associated with driving a tonne or three of metal at 10-150 kmph are in a totally different ballpark to the risks of riding a 10-20 kg bike at 10-20 kmph.
Cycling is a good way to travel God for your health no waiting in traffic good for the environment . This is an American problem people who drive very large cars .
2 or 3 teens in a group who are wearing similar clothes a jacket and tracksuit .
Not gonna get into the cyclist v driver debate that goes back and forth on boards all week long every week of the year but what I would say is that all motorists are obliged to have an awareness/understanding of the rules of the road before they get a licence whereas cyclists who don’t drive have no obligation to read a rule book and that applies to cyclists of any age and any type of pedal bike (not just the ones in lycra before you get triggered). Biggest tossers for me are the ones that park across two spaces because they don’t want anyone parking beside them and dinging the doors. Just fork off and leave the car at home.
Unneighbourly people, again I’m referring to these cûnts who multiple times a year here who have their house alarm go off. Same neighbour here tonight, again.
Either get the fućking thing serviced / repaired or get it replaced. They cannot not know about it as when they go to turn the alarm off the log will be showing with the activation or they will come back to find it actually going off… so no excuse for the lazy inconsiderate freak cünts.
Just had the one here serviced a few months ago. Courtesy of a family member, in the trade fair enough but either way…..Not majorly expensive.
Terrible when some tosser takes up the whole road unnecessarily
English soccer jerseys on grown men with beer bellies
Also the idiot Lycra lads on bicycles taking up the whole road 2-3-4 abreast
Looking complete numpties aswell as encouraging mad driving from impatient drivers ( I’ve been one)
All right,whatever floats your boat.
I'm going with tossick. Nice ring to it.
Keep it simple.Easier to understand.Driver is a uncaring member of society.
I think if your parked badly and your car gets hit. You should be liable for all damages.
You know their shitbox of a car is their pride and joy. Compensating perhaps?
Just park further away if you're that worried about scratches. Bet they wear grey tracksuit bottoms and a fake Canada goose jacket. No socks also.
I am happy to accept either "dick" or "tosser" as an adequate descriptor.
Posters who turn every thread into a pissing contest between cyclists and motorists….
I'd go with more of a dick than a tosser. Perhaps a dicker or tossick?
I can occasionally give people the benefit of the doubt for not parking perfectly between the lines, as sometimes the person beside you hasn't parked well, so it has a knock on effect. But when its blatant like this:
Then yes, that qualifies as a tosser.
Bad parking, basically! To add to that, people not parking between the lines!
I'll up you one. I got a lovely present of an old school, thick cotton, leinster jersey. With collar and I'll be turning them up!
People who don’t pick up their dog’s sh!t are a real special breed of tosser.
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