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    #166112
    sligeach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,143 ✭✭✭✭sligeach


    "Paul pulled back the sticker on his package."

    Kinky.



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    #166113
    DoctorEdgeWild
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,434 ✭✭✭DoctorEdgeWild


    Sorry all, that's me out. He's crossed over once again from being bad at his job to choosing to take the piss out of the medium of talk radio itself. 😂



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    #166114
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 9,954 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122202033#Comment_122202033

    I am distantly (through marriage) related to friend of de show, Owen Keegan.

    Does dat beat your 'worse than a banker'?



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    #166115
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,539 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    cannot go on his holiers now:

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    #166116
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,258 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122202076#Comment_122202076

    did you also go for the Beth Gilroy blow up 'companion' doll ?



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    #166117
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    GDPR out the window on todays show.



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    #166118
    littlevillage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,546 ✭✭✭littlevillage


    Was Ray D'Arcy doing a little apprenticeship stint in Fastway that day, by any chance?



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    #166119
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,539 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    its like finding a wodge of cash on a bus in fingerless thats not yours



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    #166120
    8mv
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 526 ✭✭✭8mv


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122202079#Comment_122202079

    TBH it sounds like they all ordered shite from Littlewoods, or whatever it's called these days - seems to me the supplier fucked up - Fastway delivered the packages to the correct addresses - that's all they can do…they don't label the boxes themselves



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    #166121
    Archduke Franz Ferdinand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,441 ✭✭✭Archduke Franz Ferdinand


    this parcel stuff is the sort of obscure irrelevant shite that Joe love to wallow in Monday to froydays… wot did she order?… clothing joe… “wot sort of clothing cawlur”… lingerie Joe , crotch less panties and suspenders….



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    #166122
    LambshankRedemption
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,029 ✭✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    Joe: I'm doing a rubiks cube backwards.

    Speaking as a Rubiks cube fan, doing it backwards is the easy way to try solving it. But no-one on this worduld believes Joe has read a line of Kafka or ever moved a block on a rubiks cube.



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    #166123
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Are all the orders from the same company?



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    #166124
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Corporate bullshit from Fastway… yeah, I believe it.



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    #166125
    LambshankRedemption
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,029 ✭✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122202094#Comment_122202094

    Pricks come in many different shapes, sizes and flavour.



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    #166126
    Archduke Franz Ferdinand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,441 ✭✭✭Archduke Franz Ferdinand


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122202076#Comment_122202076

    wot colour woz it cawlur….



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    #166127
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    WTF is a 'colourdey jacket'?



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    #166128
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 9,954 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    These people are all ordering fake jerseys from China. I am more concerned dat de Revenue have not intercepted them, so to speak.



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    #166129
    Losty Dublin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,322 ✭✭✭✭Losty Dublin


    This is like one of those chronically crap puzzles you'd see in Irelands Own or the school magazine ,Siamsa

    • What did Michael order?
    • What electrical stuff did Elena order and what voltage were they?
    • What jewellery did Emmy order?
    • What jerseys did Declan get?

    €360,000 per year to listen to pass the parcel with Postman Ballyer



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    #166130
    Mena Mitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,442 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    Hole blown in the Fastway statement now.



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    #166131
    littlevillage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,546 ✭✭✭littlevillage


    Joe hoping that at least one parcel has an urn of ashes or some other grim stuff like a Rhino horn or something



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    #166132
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    FastWay pulling a FastWan.



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    #166133
    sligeach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,143 ✭✭✭✭sligeach


    "The colouredy jacket".

    Joe has said this numerous times now. Atrocious grammar.



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    #166134
    tohaltuwi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,492 ✭✭✭tohaltuwi


    “Joe, my cannabis seeds went to the parish priest, and my bouncing bunny went to the posh lady upstairs and the box of blue pills went to the elderly man on the top floor”:



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    #166135
    McDermotX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,204 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Get your transistor radios



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    #166136
    Archduke Franz Ferdinand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,441 ✭✭✭Archduke Franz Ferdinand


    joe wanted a transister radio? What station does listen to?



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    #166137
    mountain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,441 ✭✭✭mountain


    Duffy having a great laugh at the human errors of courier company.

    Let’s have a programme about the incompetence at RTE



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    #166138
    Furze99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,395 ✭✭✭✭Furze99


    The 'Final Mile' carrier!!!!!!!!! I don't know how many times they promised that they had attempted to deliver when they hadn't been in an asses roar of the addresses.

    Getting stuff delivered here, same experience and when they eventually turn up, it's left sitting on the driveway in battered packaging. The problem with 'Fastway' is that they don't have a fleet of delivery vans as far as I can see and try to rely on a loose network of local lads likely doing nixers. They likely work better in urban areas.



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    #166139
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,258 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122202137#Comment_122202137

    i have tracked down packages from them using da cccccctv , they would confirm delivered, but rather than driving in the open gate into the wurk yard, they feck the packages into the closest bush they could find



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    #166140
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,539 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Joe shopping in Zara, Joe unlikely to find any clothes in his size



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    #166141
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 9,954 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122202126#Comment_122202126

    I am not an expert on such things. However, Recode (former of this parish) is I believe a self proclaimed expert on de various shape and sizes of pricks.



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