Plastic carpet laid outside and a hot tub. Classy.
It’s right in top of a dangerous part of a very busy road unfortunately.
That is quite a lovely house alright! Very warm and inviting looking.
The gorilla is the least of my worries in that house. Everything is black and white, every room, even the adult wardrobe seems to have mostly black clothes (that you can see anyway). It is beautifully kept an fitted out but I can't imagine being a child growing up in a house like that. At least the child's room wasn't black and white but I'm not sure beige was a huge improvement.
I (a lady person) once visited a brothel in Australia with one of the organisations that advocates for sex workers. I thought it looked like a fancy health club, though the people with me told me it was fairly middling. By comparison, that one is very low rent.
The Poulaphouca house is lovely, lots of Enid Blyton/Railway Children vibes.
Stunning apart from it doesn't have a nice big lawn. I like a big lawn. It really is a beautiful house!
That's a silver back Gorilla and I like it. Wouldn't have it in the bathroom mind you!!! 😂
I think we need to talk about the elephant.. Ahmem.. monkey in the room (pic 16)..
https://www.daft.ie/for-sale/detached-house-5-revington-gardens-north-circular-road-co-limerick/5560882
I absolutely love this house, it would be like living in a model railway! And that view over the trees to the back, just stunning
https://nugents.ie/home/the-tramway-house-poulaphouca-ballymore-eustace-co-kildare/
Bearing in mind that it's in Brighton (and that town's affinity with the G part of LGBTxyz), the cutouts of Freddie M, and M Monroe, the far from subtle rainbow etc and the fact it's location is a few mins walk from the Brighton Pride route, I'd hazard a guess that it could be targeted at visitors of our orientation and that lots of "fun" could well have been had there from time to time. The imagination boggles at the room full of bunk beds. That's just a wild guess mind. I know nothing whatsoever of such goings on.
Ah Jesus, we're all going to be hounded with ads after looking at that listing 😂
I think I would lol every time I went to the toilet, those floating royal heads are too much 😂😂
Definitely a brothel, or place for mad week long coke parties.
Nor do I but I remember using booking.com to book a place in Portugal
and the following few days I was hounded with ads from them and this "hotel"
in england kept appearing. 😂
I can safely say I have no idea 😂
It could well have. It was definitely a programme I watched , but someone may have gone into the listings after watching the programme and put it up.
I think that featured here! There were attachments on the walls and floor for bondage stuff, I can't remember what they were called.
Isn't there a hotel in england that the rooms are all kited out for people who are into BDSM and all that.
Booking.com were hounding me with ads about it!
The place does look spotless (but I wouldn't be touching anything)
I remember watching some programme , no idea of the name, but there was an apartment in either Germany or Amsterdam that was decorated as a s*X fetish kinda thing and was rented out on Airbnb... bizarre
So could be something similar.
The room with the bunk beds doesn't even have a door :( No privacy
The place looks clean in a slightly dated sort of way, and someone went to a lot of trouble to do the very detailed decor, whatever about the style. It all looks as though it was done recently, in a manic sort of way, but still a fair bit of work and appears to be in good condition. I am not convinced the vaunted pole would take all that much acrobatics, strange emphasis in the ad title.
Usually that kind of eccentric decor looks amateur and rough round the edges, but the painting is well done, and someone trawled the internet getting those life-size figures, neon shapes and giant posters. The 'grass' is well put down and the furniture is in good condition, though the bunk beds look very dubious. A weird mix of impressions, it would make me feel grubby just going in there, odd really.
Are those carved out eyes peep holes? 👀
For posterity.
A brothel with a life-sized Margaret Thatcher. Brings a whole new meaning to "the lady's not for turning".
Might be worth grabbing a few screenshots before it's likely taken down?
Hugh Hefner on a beer budget!
Double bed for business and bunk beds for the bunnies.
The chair hidden in the corner of the pole room is also fairly grim.
Can ya imagine an UV light in that place 🤢 🤮
Maybe the bunk beds were for the trafficked women? 🥺
If you read the blurb the letting agent doesn't do credit checks, seems happy to accept anyone and can add more beds if required.
4 month lease or shorter would suit a brothel too.
😂 I was thinking the exact same as you.
Yes the bunk beds in one room and the other seedy dark room with the double bed paint a grim picture don't they?
That's what I imagine a brothel looks like inside 😱
That looks like it might have been used as a brothel. Well apart from the royals and Margaret Thatcher. All the bunk beds are weird too.
Great find!
Another dodgy one. Who doesn't want to use the toilet while being watched by disembodied members of the royal family? "Basement with pole" lol
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